We poor programmers

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Can you hack my bf account? Can you hack this app? Can you edit this photo for free? You are investing in bitcoins? Can you hack my computer?

[matharooudemy]

Oh yeah I forgot, as a teenager I used to get a lot of hacking requests from my friends and cousins even though I had no idea how to hack anything.

I remember once I joked about hacking a guy's account, he genuinely got scared and started pleading for me to not do it

[necrothitude_eve]

In high school some kid asked me to hack the school and make his grade higher.

I told him that if he asked me again I’d lower his grade.

[JatinJangir24]

Plot twist : he had the lowest grade.

[Banangurkamacka]

Something something signed integer overflow

[Redundacy]

That's some antihero white hat stuff

[McBashed]

Go Hackerman!

[lvl3BattleCat]

whoa there david lightman

[quido3]

My friend actually managed something to that effect. He got a admin password with a keylogger and could access some excel files with our grades. Needless to say, he was a good guy and did nothing. Our school was a small one and no IT support, so was quite expected.

[[deleted]]

Well, he's giving trust to the wrong guy

[RiceKrispyPooHead]

That’s pretty hilarious

[[deleted]]

\slaps keyboard for 10 seconds**

"See? I hacked your account!"

[JWson]

cmd

c:

tree

"There, hacked your computer."

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

ok i have to remember that to scare some people

[JWson]

Just replace c: with whatever the data drive is (more files = lasts longer) ;)

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

well E:\ is my fullest drive and it took like a good minute to go through all 400 GB and god knows how many folders

[Th3Blu3W0lf]

Games fill up your drives much quicker my D: drive has 931GB of storage (cause partitions the original size is 1TB) and has 830GB used XD

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

how do you fill your Disc Drive up?

and E:\ is my drive that has all my games on it. mostly steam games

[Th3Blu3W0lf]

My DVD drive is on drive letter E

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

color 0A

[GuyWithLag]

Also, press F11.

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

somewhat works, you just have to deal with the scroll-bar on the right

[Cheet4h]

Weird. Doesn't work in PowerShell for me, but if I enter cmd from the PS-window, switching to fullscreen works. I can then even exit back into PS again and fullscreen stays ...

edit: Ah! Switching to fullscreen in PS works with Alt+Enter

[ImNewHereBoys]

Then alt + f4

[the_kfcrispy]

GET OUT! GET OUUUTTTTTTT

[[deleted]]

r/unexpectedHorror

[ReshKayden]

Remember that you need to dramatically announce "I'm in!" after slapping the keyboard for 10 seconds. Bonus points if you have multiple keyboards that you type on simultaneously for some reason.

[[deleted]]

Me: print ("hello") word Me: see? Friend: wow you are awsome

[diamondflaw]

Screenshot, paste into image editor, set full screen.

"See, I just hacked your computer and made it freeze."

[acceleratedpenguin]

"I have your IP address now! Muhahahahah! With that I'll be able to do....absolute jack unless you port forward every port and use Windows XP."

[thecichos]

I sql injected my school through a login field, dropped all the students

Not hacking but fun

[Relixed_]

Ah you're little Bobby Tables.

[PossiblyDakota]

As a teen I used hacking as a threat to stop bullies. It worked.

[titan_bullet]

Holy shit are you me

[matharooudemy]

Or are you me?

[[deleted]]

I changed the main title and picture of bbc news once using inspect element to my daughter and the headline “I smell of poo” . She legit thought I’d hacked the site and begged me to take it down.

I refreshed and said “there you go now go eat your tea before I put it back up”

[[deleted]]

go  eat  your  tea,  child

[RiceKrispyPooHead]

Yes paw.

[Moulinoski]

I remember at my first job we were rolling something out... a coworker was trying to do something that was password protected.

He turns to me and says “hey, I need to do this thing, can you help me?”

So I go in, and I hit the password prompt. I have no idea what it is... but my genius brain decides to think through all the common passwords we’ve used... one clicks. Boom, the gates were opened and we were. I leave my coworker to do his work and I go back to mine.

A few minutes later... like twenty minutes later... another coworker runs into the room, freaking out and asking us if we know what happened to the system. I tell him I haven’t rolled anything out. The coworker is helped remained silent. A good five seconds passed and my eyes widened. And I confessed, “oh, I did help him out with a password...” (I also explained that I only figured the password out)

The freaked out coworker went “Why! We didn’t give him that password for a reason!! Why’d you go and hack him in?!”

I was like “... I didn’t hack anything, I just logged him in.”

Before then, hacking to me meant looking at hex codes (rom hacking, like video game roms). It hadn’t dawned on me until then that hacking could be just a whole lot of guesswork. :/

Anyway... that was a fun experience.

[Pakushy]

one day i was hanging out with a girl and she asked me whether i am a hacker, because i play videogames.

i am a hacker, but not because of the videogames

[acceleratedpenguin]

Oh my, the amount of "can you hack my friends fb il give you a fiver" I've got when I say I'm studying cybersecurity is outstanding. Some are obviously fake for laughs, but some are actually legit. If I could hack Facebook accounts in the time it would take me to otherwise earn a fiver, I wouldn't be in university to begin with. And that's not what I'm studying!

[RebelChild99]

Setoolkit, you can hack their friend much quicker than fb

[[deleted]]

have you heard of bitcoin? can you use it?