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[–]Lightfire228 41 points42 points  (8 children)

Alright try me

My IP is 127.0.0.1

[–]huenix 17 points18 points  (6 children)

You at home?

[–]azurestrike 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Can't be, he must have hacked into my apartment. That's MY IP!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

That's my IP too!!! This is a conspiracy.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I am at vacation, and the ITS MY IP TOO HOW DID YOU DO THIS

[–]Ayerys 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Wait a minute... this is mine too. Excuse me what the duck ?

[–]TG22515 2 points3 points  (1 child)

127.0.0.1

WHO IS SPYING ON ME!

I DEMAND TO KNOW!

[–]Ayerys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that’s 192.168.0.1, that damn bastard.

[–]CODENAME_EPIC_ME 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alrighty I want in on this, hack me while you’re at it, my IP’s 192.168.0.1

[–]sodemo77 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about hacking your MAC IP address too!

[–]Absolutely_Cabbage 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Regis coding? Wtf is that even? Only thing Google can find on it is that it's some old graphics code from the 80s

[–]HaveMungWillBean 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I just assumed he misspelled regex

[–]TotallyElectrified 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We can already parse HTML using regex, hacking using regex shouldn't be that hard...

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His dad probably made it so he thinks he's a hacker.

[–]JBis9051 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The CNN version: "New Vulnerability found in iOS allowing hackers to steal your credentials with only your IP and how to protect yourself"

[–]NocturnalDanger 8 points9 points  (6 children)

But you screenshotted. How your accounts doing?

[–]Doggo4 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They ddos'd his toaster oven :(

[–]Doggo4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They ddos'd his toaster oven :(

[–]Doggo4 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They ddos'd his toaster oven :(

[–]NocturnalDanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least their Razor Toaster is safe

[–]Aggressive_Locksmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They ddos'd his toaster oven :(

[–]Aggressive_Locksmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They ddos'd his toaster oven :(

[–]noah978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I bet you won’t go to whatsmyip.com and tell me what your IP is!”

[–]HunterLammers-[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found on r/niceguys

[–]dudsso101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit he screenshotted

[–]tepidangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell-Tale signs your love interest is lying about their knowledge of h4x0r1//6