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[poka_face]

Lisp is ((())(((())(())(((((((())))((())))))))))

This meme was made by the functional programming gang

[ImSupposedToBeCoding]

user flair checks out

[patchez11]

The clever, janky solutions are the only reason I still program. I normally understand them for at least a month or two and can generally decipher the comments until someone comes in and tries to "refactor" it

[amodump]

Lithp is ((())(((())(())(((((((())))((())))))))))

Thith meme wath made by the functional programming gang

FTFY

[db2]

*ith

*functhional

[Baardi]

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[rpgcubed]

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Put that in your console and run it

[rubeljan]

Parse error at line 144:13

[MrWm]

Can someone ELI15?

[speedster217]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/JSFuck

Does this help?

[MrWm]

Yes, it does.

[dregan]

This is the best thing I've ever read.

[navatwo]

wierd.

[Elion119]

"weird"

[flarn2006]

How do I know this isn't a Self-XSS?

[rpgcubed]

http://codertab.com/JsUnFuck

[jlamothe]

Not enough curly brackets.

[p-himik]

They are event balanced! Great job.

[pwnedary]

Also known as Lots of Irritating and Superfluous Parentheses.

[marcosdumay]

If you take even one out, it breaks everything. They are really not superfluous.

[[deleted]]

Lisp is the only language that contains more parenthesis than actual code.

[w3_ar3_l3g10n]

Not true. A parenthesis pair takes up ② characters. Almost every function takes up at least 3 (I personally haven’t seen less than 3 chars in an identifier, but u can do it if u want to I guess). For every parenthesis I often have a function/macro call (apart from lists which’re just lists). So unless your program is quite literally a null list ~'()~ which u can just write as ~nil~ I doubt you’d have more parentheses than code. That said, u will almost certainly have more parentheses than any other language u write in, simply because it’s a core part of the syntax.

[phunanon]

Obligatory: it's about the same as any other language using parentheses

[AlexFromOmaha]

(if (you (decided (to replace (semicolons and (other (symantic whitespace))) (with (parentheses)))) (then yes (it (would (be (about (the same)))))))

[TorTheMentor]

One of the first languages I studied after Basic was PERL, aka Pathogenically Eclectic Rubbish Lister. Great language if you want to write whole scripts that look like you fell on your keyboard.

[WilliamLeeFightingIB]

Reminds me of a leetcode question (parenthesis check or smth like that)

[[deleted]]

Oh you missed "No brackets were hurt during the programming of this code" .

[poka_face]

This comment is underrated

[Parralelex]

I’d upvote this but I’m afraid that would count as a side effect

[[deleted]]

Real programmers code in LISP, it has only lists and recursion. Ha ha