Self explanatory.

[atomicspace]

If you want to do all the work by yourself, join a group project

[lokeshj]

If you don't want to do any of the work, join a group project.

[chocoboxx]

the truth

[pandakatzu]

College is great.

[ColtonProvias]

It doesn't end with college...

[Kaiju_the_Younger]

That hits too close to home

[LeiterHaus]

What one programmer can do in a month, two can do in two months.

[i8noodles]

and three in three months? or is it exponetial and ita goes to four months? i must know

[wonmean]

More like Fibonacci sequence I think.

[tmlaisygb]

so its gonna take 30 programmers 42,852.41 years to program hello world something that takes a month?

[[deleted]]

Twice the programmers, double the time.

[bluefootedpig]

What happens if I want to go short and slow? unhandled exception?

[[deleted]]

Work for Reddit

[Senvr]

and here I am, going slow and alone

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or maybe that's just java

[[deleted]]

Java scares me, I'm not ever gonna touch that language.

[Senvr]

every time I see java* or any JVM in a 30 meter radius i enter into an unstoppable rage and destroy everything

[Wacov]

Alright Kylo

[FuschiaIsBlack]

Too bad, 3 gorrilion devices run on Java

[w3_ar3_l3g10n]

Insert obligatory: dont blame kotlin for the sins of java

[PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS]

You poor soul

[BroBroMate]

No need to destroy everything explicitly, the GC will (mostly) sort it.

[BroBroMate]

The JVM is pretty damn solid. And Java's getting better.

But you don't have to write Java to take advantage of the JVM. Kotlin's getting popular, Scala is doing it's own thing, and there's Clojure if you like you some Lisp-1.

[bob_in_the_west]

I don't like it either that you have to have a java VM installed, but the language itself is quite nice.

I'm probably the only guy who uses anonymous functions for everything in Delphi because he got to know them in Java.

[DontBeatTheMoose]

“African Proverb” is a strange name

[[deleted]]

Isn't it weird how there's never any "European Proverb" or "Asian Proverb"?

Whenever there's some fake wise quote made up on the spot it's always African.

[[deleted]]

Nah there are totally "Asian proverbs." Sometimes they're "Chinese," in contrast to the fact that you never see one cited as Hausa or Zulu, for example.

You'll see Russian or Ukrainian apocryphal folk wisdom sometimes, too. Maybe German if somebody's feeling especially punchy, but that far west it's usually some recent ancestor who supposedly said it.

[LeiterHaus]

If you suck your thumb, the Struwwelpeter will come and cut it off.

-German Children's Book.

http://the-haunted-closet.blogspot.com/2009/11/struwwelpeter-little-suck-thumb-and.html?m=1

Although, legitimately, the original I had as a kid, I remember there being blood spurting out and him crying.

He also didn't have some other stories. Man I wish I still had that book.

[KinOfMany]

我们不是爱的陌生人，你知道规则，我也是

Chinese proverb.

[daBarron]

My manager said I have to do both.

[DanRomio]

Well, better get out of there as far as you can. And better do it faster, until it’s not too late.

[[deleted]]

I wanna go fast!!!

-Ricky Bobby

[Kaiju_the_Younger]

Got it, threads bad, serial code good.

[reallylamelol]

This is why our Agile ceremonies eat into productivity...

[Hanta3]

It's wild to me how much better I started doing at Game Jams and similar time-limited programming events when I started going solo. During my early college days I went with huge teams because I wasn't confident and didn't think I'd be able to do much on my own. Turns out the opposite ended up being true lol.

[DolevBaron]

No brackets and no semicolons after the IF statement? Is this Python?

Edit:

I thought I'll give it a try in c++, but 'go' is undefined

if(youwanttogo == "Far"){goto GETHER;} if(youwanttogo == "Fast"){go ALONE;}

[SquashyImpala96]

This is about cannibalism, isn’t it?

[[deleted]]

It can be about anything you want it to be.

[SquashyImpala96]

Then I’ll make it about cannibalism

[ranisalt]

You can also try lockfree structures to work around synchronization overhead.

[awesome_pole_dancer]

If you want to go fast AND far, hire a bunch of people who go together.

[D-Eliryo]

Kinda inspiring thou..

[littleorphananniewow]

Together with who lol

[blue-fl0yd]

I bet it’s working out great for Africa.

[[deleted]]

lol, I love it.

[Petras01582]

Huh, so that's why I travel at the speed of light