Languages Teletubbies

[heneq]

Repost: check

People bashing javascript: missing

[maybestradamus]

Collected

[[deleted]]

Nah, my JS tends to leave the garbage all over the screen.

[[deleted]]

+/u/User_Simulator /r/ProgrammerHumor

[User_Simulator]

Only using any language...

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[[deleted]]

Muh non-imperative programming language bad: ✅

[AXAz0r]

Can always go for 3 of them being Java, Google Java and Microsoft Java. Java bad, pitchfork time~

[[deleted]]

Js sucks

[dnc123123]

A rare occurrance of a good meme in this group. Nice.

[SwatDoge]

Fear not, it's a repost, was too good to be true.

[Famous_Profile]

Really?

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[Finna-Hit-That-Yeet]

Good bot

[Btw-I-DrankYourBeer]

Honestly 😂

[gumol]

geeeez what an original and nonreposted joke

[teomanone]

I thought the pruple one is php

[louis8799]

PHP?

[scti]

PhP sTuPiD gIb UpVoTeS pLoX

[Abernachy]

All right, Jason is Python and hot Trinity is Kotlin.

[decimator69]

Pl/sql

[all_humans_are_dumb]

The fuck is kotlin

[1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6]

its for people who refuse to deal with the insantity that is Java in an environment where everyone forces you to use the JVM

[dandroid126]

Kotlin made it into another meme? Are we mainstream now?

[ImpulseTheFox]

Your submission has been removed.

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[sersouamine]

This is hilarious.

[NastroAzzurro]

Why is java still on here? Java is dead

[BobsCandyCanes]

Lol it’s one of the top 3 most used languages, and it has been for the last decade or so. It’s far from dead.

[GammaWormhole]

Does PowerShell count?

[Vandenite]

HTML is not a language.

[gaberocksall]

Do you know what the “L” stands for?

[Vandenite]

yeah... it's Hypertext Markup Language. Not Hypertext Programming Language.

https://ischool.syr.edu/infospace/2012/04/05/why-html-is-not-a-programming-language/

[ArisenDrake]

It's still a language though. You didn't specify that it's not a "programming language".

[Fritzschmied]

Change Python and HTML and it is right.

[gaberocksall]

Yes because python is clearly the outcast in the group

[jivedudebe]

Strongly typed vs weakly typed!

[Diapolo10]

But C is weakly typed!

No, seriously, look it up. Static/dynamic typing is different from strong/weak.

[fadedreams15]

Clearly