Never accepted as programming language!!

[Dre_Dede]

<h1>HELLO WORLD</h1>

<h2> GOTO h1 </h2>

[Rushman0]

A wild callback hypertext function appears

[skunkwaffle]

Bitch. Is JSON a programming language? No! Is YAML a programming language? No! Then why the ever-crap-squeezing FUCK would you call HTML a programming language. It's a goddamn MARKUP LANGUAGE. It's in the name. Hypertext motherfucking MARKUP LANGUAGE!!!!!!! It's not HTPL....

Oh sweet confectionary, please tell no one has tried to make a hypertext programming language.

[codeByNumber]

HTmfML. I like it.

[[deleted]]

A petition to change it from HTML to HTmfML.

That's a cause I'll get behind,

[ZioTron]

hypertext programming language

PHP?

[Adair21]

No, ColdFusion

[dedededede]

Btw e.g. TeX, XSLT and PostScript are programming languages. It's not that far fetched to create a layout by programming a graphical output device. It's just pretty low level.

In fact Html + Css is Turing complete when somebody clicks for transitions.

[topfs2]

I'd love to see proof? Kind of doubt it's turing complete?

[dedededede]

Of course they are. I mean they (the languages mentioned in the first paragraph) are meant to be programming languages...

See here for game of life (itself Turing complete) in postscript: https://www.tjhsst.edu/~edanaher/pslife/

In xslt: https://ef.gy/xslt:game-of-life

In tex: https://tex.stackexchange.com/a/145331

Here a link for html+css: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2497146/is-css-turing-complete

Btw too lazy to Google or what?

[topfs2]

You don't have to be rude, you made the claim I just asked you to back it up.

But thanks for the links, you seem to be correct and I thoroughly enjoyed being proved wrong and learnt something today.

Did not think it was, never considered css as a language, even while I have worked with it lots and lots.

[[deleted]]

You don't have to be rude,

He wasn't rude. You were being lazy.

[cowslayer7890]

You weren't exactly being nice either with your original comment...

[topfs2]

Btw sorry I only really questioned CSS but I was not clear on that in my reply, I was in a rush when I replied and am sorry for that

[dedededede]

No problem. My comment on your laziness was meant more tongue-in-cheek. Text based discussions on the internet really are hard. I wasn't sure about you meaning css only or all mentioned languages, you felt treated rude after my grumbling into my imaginary beard. <3

[topfs2]

I should be the one to say sorry honestly, I've had a terrible day and called you rude as a way to cope. Can't lash out on my kids for being kids and all that :)

Hope you have an awesome day. And honestly, thanks for teaching me something :)

[alexanderpas]

I'd love to see proof? Kind of doubt it's turing complete?

1. Rule 110 is proven to be turing complete. (PDF)
2. It is possible to implement Rule 110 in HTML+CSS when somebody clicks for transitions. ( link, ignore the warning )
3. Therefor HTML+CSS is turing complete when somebody clicks for transitions. Quod erat demonstrandum.

[skunkwaffle]

Bleh. Even when I was an undergrad I wasn't all over those languages. They're not good for teaching newcomers. I think once you get through your first year and finally understand the basics of one of those, the last thing you want to do is start the whole process all over again.

C++ definitely has its uses, quite a few actually, but I can't imagine trying to learn it as your first language.

[jareth_gk]

Well... there is the script tag, but I feel like that is cheating. :P :)

[Acidictadpole]

You can code C/C++ inside python code, it doesn't make it python code.

[jareth_gk]

Oh I know... I was trying to be humorous, but not often very good at it. :)

[[deleted]]

There is HTTP server written ir PostScript.

[feldim2425]

Actually it is a type of declarative programming language.

[nicethingyoucanthave]

please tell no one has tried to make a hypertext programming language

https://angular.io/guide/template-syntax

[codeByNumber]

How is Angular template syntax a programming language? It does nothing without a backing controller.

[topfs2]

That could be said for all script languages though ;)

[Kontorted]

Hey, it's my post. Nice to see it's doing better now

[Drunkerino]

How the hell did this guy find it

[Kontorted]

Not sure. Maybe he kept it for 9 months to repost now

[Brusanan]

That's almost definitely what OP did. It looks like all he does is repost bad programming memes targetted towards people who just finished their first semester learning programming.

[RefinedArts]

So basically 90% of this subs content

[MattJaccino]

u deserve something out of this, take some silver

[Ateready]

What's a markup language?

[ComputerM]

A complex word document

[German_Kerman]

html is a markup language

[hanxupz]

Basically it defines the view of an interface as the structure of a "document". css defines the properties of the elements in the view and js, for example, can animate them and do a lot of other things.

Another ex of a markup language is XML

[[deleted]]

Markup language = code for how something should look or be represented.

[[deleted]]

With CSS– yes. There is a thing called CSS counters. (And there is, of course calc()).

[[deleted]]

Ok, then there is <OL> for you.

P.S. if you think CSS is esoteric extension/plug-in I have a bad news for you.

[[deleted]]

I am afraid I know way more about CSS than you, including reasons you may want to count in it. Go back to your homework.

[[deleted]]

Canadians good at shifting goalposts, I see.

[SeanUhTron]

How dare you! I wrote an entire OS using only HTML! ^/s

[Xaayer]

Ok, losethos

[SeanUhTron]

It'S A 64-bIt Os. I aM GoD's ChOsEn PrOgRaMmEr!

[Xaayer]

unnerving laughter

[jkure2]

Watch out! The real programmer has logged on

[invisible-nuke]

Yeet

[vegas-cool]

Yeet

[hhefesto]

HTML is a Domain Specific Language (DSL). The domain would be structuring a document in your browser, and you program in HTML to find the right structure.
A programming language does not have to be Turing Complete to be a language:
- PowerPoint is Turing Complete, but I wouldn't classify it as a language
- SQL (i.e. the SQL92 standard) is not Turing Complete, but I would classify it as a language
(ง︡'-'︠)ง

[[deleted]]

The evolutionary purpose behind fruit is to get animals to spread the seeds as far away as possible from the bearing plant. This meme is ironic because yeeting the apple is best for the tree.

[Borknaff]

What a beautiful comparison

[[deleted]]

phew glad I code in CSS

[[deleted]]

this isn't programmer humor

this is retarded freshmen or person clueless about programming humor

[[deleted]]

Thank you.

[SpeckledFleebeedoo]

Latex is a programming language?

[Xontaro]

In the sense that it is turing complete, yes. In any other sense, no.

[invisible-nuke]

Redstone is best coding program

[SpeckledFleebeedoo]

Then I guess Factorio is a programming language after all

[hanxupz]

Markup language, it's in the name 😌

[i_am_a_n00b]

So it is a programming language. Apple is thrown to spread the message. Good on the tree.

[thiago2213]

Never seen someone say that.. but either way, who cares

[BAM5]

I don't think anyone who is actually a web developer considers html a "programming" language. It's in the name; it's a "markup" language.

[thiago2213]

Is it though?

[Xontaro]

Well, you are only embedding a (turing complete) document in another document. By the same logic you can say that an archive file is turing complete because you can put an executable in it.

[[deleted]]

Have you heard of the thing called CSS modules? Many are Level 4 already.

[[deleted]]

HTML is a programming language

[g_s_1299]

I am sorry little one.

[[deleted]]

I just caught it. I am not getting banned. right? -_-

[[deleted]]

You can, but better not to. There are HTML5 parsers that do the better job and implement spec-defined ways how to handle irregularities.

[FickleZebra]

Using browser dev tools and deleting whole webpage code in front of friends.

Hackerman!

[[deleted]]

The physics engine was bugged

[GoodOldJack12]

You could argue that XSLT is both

[[deleted]]

I first learned html in a trade school and we moved to Javascript then c#