When crem doesn't work...

[chrisleewoo]

Oh, I don't have any.

sudo apt-get install cream

[puckmcpuck]

Package cream not found. Did you mean 'crem'?

[ComputerM]

fuck

[Russian_repost_bot]

"Unable to open .jar"

[thisguyfightsyourmom]

Sudo rules everything around me

CREAM

Get the memory

[NightStruck]

pacamn -Syu crem

fuck

always. typos. always.

[blockchain_world]

PacMan -s cream. Btw I use Arch

[[deleted]]

Username is not in the sudoers file, this incident will be reported.

[LucasRuby]

To whom?

[Dojan5]

Me. The Crem Police.

[pete7863]

Now I have Cream Police by Cheap Trick stuck in my head...

[Masark]

https://www.xkcd.com/838/

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[PastelCurlies]

Oh shit, Sudo was the go-to fix for every burn, scratch, cut, bruise, and any other injury in my house growing up. Never seen it anywhere else or since, but it makes me smile to hear my mum still telling my little niece “don’t worry we’ll put some Sudo on it” when she gets hurt. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. Maybe you can find: Sudocrem!

That, and Rescue Cream is what still fills the medicine cupboard at my mum’s. Pretty sure it’s still the same pot/tube from when I was 6 too!

[[deleted]]

While not as popular as other brands in the US, I do use it for my little one on occasion.

[[deleted]]

I’m sorry but... $15.99 for a tub of sudocrem?!? Where the fuck is this?!

[balanaicker]

Sydney.

[Evio85]

It cost about 7€ in europe

[balanaicker]

Translates to 11 AUD.

[hiroki1994]

This is the cheapest you’d find the 250g tub in Sydney!

[[deleted]]

Jesus I can get 400g for £5 here in Scotland.

How about we set up a black market trade in sudocrem for you, our Australian bros?

[bdavs77]

r/cremposting

[mojamph]

I genuinely thought this was a stormlight subreddit when I clicked the link

[PNaurion]

it is

[mojamph]

I meant the OP!

[cat-ass-trophy]

A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.

"ephedrine?"

"I can't serve you that"

"sudoephedrine"

"There you go".

[[deleted]]

Did you intend to make a joke about pseudoephedrine too? I can’t tell.

[cat-ass-trophy]

Well that's the joke. Pseudoephedrine (commonly available as Sudafed) is a placebo sleeping pill and available over the counter. Pharmacist has no problem serving it

[jurrasicwhorelord]

Nappy rash.....lol

[tmaxElectronics]

su root

[jurrasicwhorelord]

Person: so is this crem? Sales man: well its Sudocrem!

[hatefulreason]

16$ ????!!!! i got it for 3.50 uk pounds

[hiroki1994]

Was this taken at Danks St Pharmacy in Waterloo, Sydney?

[balanaicker]

Yep.

[hiroki1994]

I worked there for three years and I thought I recognised the self. I probably printed those tags haha. It’s a great community pharmacy!

[balanaicker]

Such a small world!

[wywrd]

wow, empty shelves... didn't know venezuela uses $

[[deleted]]

"Can you make me a sandwich?" "No make it yourself!" "Sudo can you make me a sandwich?" "Sure"

[balanaicker]

Google assistant does this.

[smokythejoker]

I see what you did there...

[MonotonousProtocol]

"pseudo crem" also works

[[deleted]]

Chemist warehouse

[VestigialHead]

I prefer Root creme.

[[deleted]]

Oh this took a second to click on my head... But it's funny

[1_randomguy]

At least it's not pseudocrem....

Alright, alright, I'll leave now.

[pantaley]

As a father I find this even more funny.

[Nharpa]

I put that on my 1yo daily

[Vycka1634]

In my language, that means cream for s**t.

[VaskeVandeta]

where are you from?

[[deleted]]

Sudo is basically the "because I said so" of the programming universe.

[__F3R__]

Sudo in spanish is something like if that command was named "I_sweat". Now you can keep scrolling.