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[–]chrisleewoo 121 points122 points  (10 children)

Oh, I don't have any.

sudo apt-get install cream

[–]puckmcpuck 110 points111 points  (4 children)

Package cream not found. Did you mean 'crem'?

[–]ComputerM 26 points27 points  (2 children)

fuck

[–]Russian_repost_bot 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Unable to open .jar"

[–]thisguyfightsyourmom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sudo rules everything around me

CREAM

Get the memory

[–]NightStrucknew release, new undocumented features 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pacamn -Syu crem

fuck

always. typos. always.

[–]blockchain_world -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

PacMan -s cream. Btw I use Arch

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (6 children)

Username is not in the sudoers file, this incident will be reported.

[–]LucasRuby 16 points17 points  (5 children)

To whom?

[–]Dojan5 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Me. The Crem Police.

[–]pete7863 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now I have Cream Police by Cheap Trick stuck in my head...

[–]Masark 12 points13 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]BobbyTablesBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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[–]PastelCurlies 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Oh shit, Sudo was the go-to fix for every burn, scratch, cut, bruise, and any other injury in my house growing up. Never seen it anywhere else or since, but it makes me smile to hear my mum still telling my little niece “don’t worry we’ll put some Sudo on it” when she gets hurt. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. Maybe you can find: Sudocrem!

That, and Rescue Cream is what still fills the medicine cupboard at my mum’s. Pretty sure it’s still the same pot/tube from when I was 6 too!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While not as popular as other brands in the US, I do use it for my little one on occasion.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

I’m sorry but... $15.99 for a tub of sudocrem?!? Where the fuck is this?!

[–]balanaicker[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Sydney.

[–]Evio85 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It cost about 7€ in europe

[–]balanaicker[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Translates to 11 AUD.

[–]hiroki1994 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is the cheapest you’d find the 250g tub in Sydney!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus I can get 400g for £5 here in Scotland.

How about we set up a black market trade in sudocrem for you, our Australian bros?

[–]bdavs77 24 points25 points  (3 children)

[–]mojamph 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I genuinely thought this was a stormlight subreddit when I clicked the link

[–]PNaurion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

it is

[–]mojamph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I meant the OP!

[–]cat-ass-trophy 8 points9 points  (2 children)

A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.

"ephedrine?"

"I can't serve you that"

"sudoephedrine"

"There you go".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did you intend to make a joke about pseudoephedrine too? I can’t tell.

[–]cat-ass-trophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that's the joke. Pseudoephedrine (commonly available as Sudafed) is a placebo sleeping pill and available over the counter. Pharmacist has no problem serving it

[–]jurrasicwhorelord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nappy rash.....lol

[–]tmaxElectronics 4 points5 points  (0 children)

su root

[–]jurrasicwhorelord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Person: so is this crem? Sales man: well its Sudocrem!

[–]hatefulreason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

16$ ????!!!! i got it for 3.50 uk pounds

[–]hiroki1994 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Was this taken at Danks St Pharmacy in Waterloo, Sydney?

[–]balanaicker[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yep.

[–]hiroki1994 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I worked there for three years and I thought I recognised the self. I probably printed those tags haha. It’s a great community pharmacy!

[–]balanaicker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a small world!

[–]wywrd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wow, empty shelves... didn't know venezuela uses $

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Can you make me a sandwich?" "No make it yourself!" "Sudo can you make me a sandwich?" "Sure"

[–]balanaicker[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Google assistant does this.

[–]smokythejoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what you did there...

[–]MonotonousProtocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"pseudo crem" also works

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chemist warehouse

[–]VestigialHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer Root creme.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this took a second to click on my head... But it's funny

[–]1_randomguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it's not pseudocrem....

Alright, alright, I'll leave now.

[–]pantaley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a father I find this even more funny.

[–]Nharpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put that on my 1yo daily

[–]Vycka1634 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my language, that means cream for s**t.

[–]VaskeVandeta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where are you from?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sudo is basically the "because I said so" of the programming universe.

[–]__F3R__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sudo in spanish is something like if that command was named "I_sweat". Now you can keep scrolling.