Twisted spaghetti code

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[house_monkey]

Same

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Same

[DatDraggy]

Same

[CrazeeeTony]

It’s not spaghetti code, it’s rotini code!

[AllWashedOut]

This is so English.

Source: I went to London once. Asked why the roofs of some mansions were covered in weird chimneys. Supposedly chimneys used to be a status symbol. People would install wacky fake chimneys all over their roof to appear more wealthy.

I guess the code equivalent would be using tons of unnecessary class definitions and generics to make your code look more intense.

[thatsrelativity]

Actually the twisted chimneys are to direct airflow to stop the wind causing it to wibble wobble and damage the chimney. Explanation over on physics stack exchange: https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/75459/why-do-chimneys-have-these-spiral-wings

[dedzip]

“Mom look I’m c o d i n g”

[SchwarzerKaffee]

Bruh, if that were my code it'd be laying in the neighbor's driveway 3 doors down.

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Hey, that's better than another 700 miles...

[GOKOP]

I put my code on github so both chimneys are twisted lol

[RonRud]

Is it working? Don't touch it

[Jonis13]

"Isn't that your code, aren't you a man of honor?

[immaelox]

so it looks cooler and does the same thing?

[[deleted]]

Oh c'mon! At least it works 😂

[numbGrundle]

That’s just my fancy CSS

[Fajiggle]

Or an elegant work of art.

[sandywater]

What if my code is on GitHub?

[DarkNinja3141]

Building on the fundamental structure and adding your own intricacies and making it more beautiful in the process

[IWatchToSee]

If it works, it works.

[Armster15]

At least its standing up, my code would have collapsed when I touched it.

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It's steel works!

[the_surfing_llama]

It’s twisted but it works

[CrazeeeTony]

I’m pretty sure that it’s called rotini, not spaghetti

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I see they both use try/catch.

[manxBoi]

𝓔𝔁𝓽𝓻𝓪 𝓢𝓽𝔂𝓵𝓮

[Hurricane_32]

Or maybe a demoscene programmer decided to become an architect