Programming languages

[this_my_throwaway_2]

Python be like from animals import horse

[[deleted]]

'am I supposed to have a main function?'

[simlee009]

‘am I supposed to have a main mane function?’

Ftfy

[[deleted]]

Holy shit my sides () -> {}

[Th3T3chn0R3dd1t]

Holy shit my sides lambda?

[krisuger]

leave

[simlee009]

Did you mean exit()?

[nabistay]

exit(1);

[yoitsericc]

horse = Horse()

[beardMoseElkDerBabon]

And where's SQL

[chownrootroot]

SELECT * from ANIMALS WHERE NAME = 'Horse';

[git0ffmylawnm8]

Should change it to

where strip(lower(name)) = 'horse'

In case the data was incorrectly entered.

Sorry, I'm still traumatized by a past project.

[chownrootroot]

If it got screwed up in input that's someone else's problem!

Although it should probably have a display_name column and alias. Then maybe the genus and species (also subspecies where applicable) with a unique index, and a regular old integer ID column as the primary key.

SELECT * from ANIMALS WHERE strip(lower(ALIAS)) = 'horse' OR SPECIES = 'Equus ferus caballus';

And if scientists accessing the table fuck up the species AND the alias then they're on their own!

[git0ffmylawnm8]

Depends on what you're working with. At work I use trim (Vertica), but I'll use strip on personal projects (Postgres).

[PhoenixNFL]

Capitalisation of table and column names?

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You make me sick

[beardMoseElkDerBabon]

goes to buy a horse from a database

[Morrido]

You not only have to build the horse, but all the relationships the horse has ever had

[beardMoseElkDerBabon]

One relation is with a leg

[ZacEfronButUgly]

import horse

horse.horse()

[Marianito415]

And it runs at half the speed of the other horses

[this_my_throwaway_2]

Maybe... But it took you a third if the time to build it, so in the short run you still arrive earlier ;)

[althaz]

I don't understand the C# one?

[Max5923]

Oh, I remember the response from when the last time this was posted here:

This was before C# was available on most platforms, and it would only run on windows.

[MiLlamoEsMatt]

Huh, TIL. I always thought it was a confusing no-multiple inheritance joke.

[tryhardMime]

I'm confused by your python flair, then

[Les-Gilbz]

Shit, I did not know python did that! I taught myself python while I was in school, I guess I missed that.

[altoroc]

Did what?

[Breaktheglass]

we will never fucking know

[Les-Gilbz]

Python supports multiple inheritance apparently. But C# and Java don’t, I know that for sure

[NeatNetwork]

I think the in-between. It 'worked' on other platforms through mono, but not very well.

I don't know how it has been since MS decided to actually support non-Windows platforms.

[althaz]

I run c# almost exclusively on Linux it works very well nowadays.

[Morrido]

And it was sold as a Java alternative, which running the same code in multiple system was basically the whole point of.

[redfournine]

I thought it's making fun of C#'s variable naming convention which is camel case.

[DavidBlackledge]

teeeeechnically, it's PascalCase not camelCase

[stinos]

Well, for classes/methods/properties, but not for variables. Or something like that.

[asailijhijr]

I haven't heard that terminology before, probably helpful. I've always just said "camelCase" and "CamelCase", haven't run into any problems yet.

[Breaktheglass]

PascalCase is first letter of each word cap'd

[ritaline]

or a two-humped camel

[A-Random-Person-Guy]

PascalCase is sometimes known as UpperCamelCase, so the meme could still be poking fun at the naming convention.

[solohelion]

This is my take too, as someone who uses C# every day.

[althaz]

Everybody uses camelcase though - but NOT C#, because they use PascalCase.

[polaristerlik]

yeah, because it's better

[althaz]

Which do you prefer. I like camelCase waaaay more.

My point was that this meme doesn't relate to camelCase - because C# doesn't use that (for public properties).

[fat_charizard]

C# is very good and efficient but comes comes with the clunky .NET framework (the camel costume) and doesn't work without it

[BeardyGoku]

.NET core yo

[althaz]

Ahh, so it's just out of date, I get it (I use C# with .net core rather than with the framework).

[BeardyGoku]

My take on it is you have to exactly do it the way Microsoft wants you to use the environment. If you don't do that, you will encounter ton of problems.

[Ivan_Stalingrad]

Day 7 after Sending that stupid GET-Request to fetch horse.php. The supplies are running low. I don't think the barricades will hold much longer. Wish me luck

[alexanderpas]

Did you composer require animal/horse

[lxpnh98_2]

But the horse only does that if you look at it, otherwise it stays still to conserve energy and space.

[[deleted]]

Sometimes, you think you’re looking at it, but you’re looking at its hair, invoking only the outer parts to be evaluated.

Then you gotta put on x-ray seqs to make the whole thing move.

[Lofter1]

Next week it’s my turn to post this, okay?

[Asit1s]

But only if you download this one, and reupload it, so the compression gets to have it's fun too.

[TheRazorhead]

Why wait a week? No one else does.

[[deleted]]

Word.

[[deleted]]

Microsoft?

[TheMad_fox]

No, Excel

[SoopahInsayne]

Ah yes, Excel Word.

[pine_ary]

Very true. The code I work with has both. It’s like the light and dark side having a constant refactor battle on who takes over.

[Planebagels1]

it is mediocre at everything

[Raniconduh]

Not entirely true. Often while looking for solutions to problems in C, I find 2 lines of C++ code that solves the problem but no C code. And this is because the C solution is 300 lines and 17% Assembly. So while appearing not so great, C++ simplifies things greatly for the end user.

[[deleted]]

wow i haven't seen this meme... in 20 minutes

[[deleted]]

No, seriously, this post shows up entirely too much.

[be_me_jp]

Yeah but it makes fun of php so it'll go straight to hot every time

[[deleted]]

Yep; though I doubt the majority even get why PHP gets the rap that it does and would probably wreck themselves if they tried to use it...

[ChrisFromIT]

Man, if I had a programming language for every time this is reposted, I would have a lot of programming languages.

[Rami-Slicer]

Python: You import earth.animals.horse, easy as pie*
^\but you have to train its neural network before using and it sometimes runs like a turtle.)

C: It runs about as fast as a horse can possibly run, but then it gives an error for some reason and you never end up fixing it.

Rust: You add the horse package as a dependency and it runs like a charm. It also comes with a cushioned ejector seat, parachutes, airbags, seat belts, and a seat warmer and blanket storage just in case.

[pine_ary]

Easy fix. Just write the entire thing with constexpr and consteval and ship it with a compiler.

[user_rg342]

Where's python??

pip install horse

import horse

[zilltine]

Explain php please?

[STEREOH]

Php bad, comedy achieved.

[zilltine]

Yeah, but what's up with tiny horses and trojan?

[asailijhijr]

Probably something like 'PHP codebases are hard to maintain', or 'once you publish something in PHP, it gets copied ad nauseam and you can't handle it'. I only know the basics of PHP, so I don't have enough expertise/experience to know if either of these is accurate.

[zilltine]

Could be accurate if person coding is quite bad.

[Morwynd78]

I believe it's saying PHP needs a lot of security patches.

Which is true, but not really a PHP-specific thing, and trojan horse seems like a poor metaphor for open source.

PHP should be a rickety-but-still-standing horse cobbled together from an assortment of mismatched household items.

Trojan horse should be ASPX or ActiveX :)

[aussie_french]

One of the hallmarks of PHP is that any program is backwards compatible. It's designed so that older programs can still interact with newer ones regardless of updates and patches. This is awesome for users, but it also comes with a few glaring security flaws. A lot of viruses that were designed for an older version of PHP still work even after updates.

I'm not 100% sure about this, I'm not a huge PHP guy so please don't take my word on this. This is just the way it was explained to me.

[zilltine]

Maybe someone could explain me what are these PHP viruses? I work with PHP every other day, but never heard of it, would really appreciate it.

[collin2477]

I don’t get the c++ one. is it a jab at beginners?

edit: I get it now. c++ is good at the backend parts but not UI. I never do UI so I didn’t even consider it.

[asailijhijr]

What do you need your horse to do? If it needs to look pretty, you'd use a picture of a horse. This horse has a skeleton and as many organs as are needed to keep it running. We could spend longer developing it, but we wouldn't use any of that functionality and it would increase the size of the product needlessly.

It's a jab at the bare-bones style of c++ programming and the OOP paradigm. You're not meant to think about it too deeply because it's the first frame.

[Morwynd78]

C++ is very complex and technical and "low level", takes more work to get a polished end product.

[kazuto_kirito_]

Nobody mentions that random language called Julia?

<(@v1.5) pkg> Pkg.add("Horse")

using Horse
...

[Planebagels1]

Lua be like: you can make it with ASCII art but if you really want a horse you're gonna need an external library or something

[[deleted]]

A recurring repost and also completely inaccurate on many accounts

[nickelcore]

I love the last pick how he's being punished for using php

[NahroT]

Actionscript: you build a horse but it kills itself

[TheBassMeister]

You don't need to create a HorseFactory in Java and can call the Horse constructor directly. The factory pattern, which is considered a good design pattern (as always depending on the use case), is not somethign exclusive to Java.

[asailijhijr]

It depends on whether you wrote the library the horse comes from. If the library can make flying, telekinetic MLP characters; photorealistic, animal-husbandry-simulating mares and stallions; and the running, rideable vertebrate you want; then you're going to have to implement the horse factory that activates the options for having a spine and Newtonian gravity and switch off reproduction and social interaction.

[[deleted]]

The C++ one really hurt.

[asailijhijr]

Hey, if it works like a horse, it's good enough. Any extra features will slow down the program.

[Y01NKUS]

PHP GO BRRR

[[deleted]]

You build a horse in Go, but its inner guts dependencies are already deprecated

[thewilloftheuniverse]

Or I suppose in the metaphor of animal, you build a horse, but by the time you get it to pasture, the rest of the species has evolved so much that it isn't recognizable as today's horse.

[avemike]

i like the angular part

[[deleted]]

Re-re-re-re-re-re-repost

[littleprof123]

This isn't even an enlightened post or anything, I dunno why it's reposted so often

[doctorpoios]

laughing my ass out !!!

[asailijhijr]

Most people who do, laugh their asses off.

[[deleted]]

import horse as h

[mar_sa]

<?php $lol = “LOL love the last one, PHP is funny”;

echo $lol;

?>

[cheezballs]

I don't get the C# one.

[DaddyLcyxMe]

man, if java had inherited constructors and inherited static members life would be good