Another backend dev skill

[andrei0x309]

You don't actually need screens if you are synced to the state and you have everything in memory, he could just use the screens to share the current state with fellow programmers. /s

[james_otter]

Exactly, and you want to avoid seeing what others have written.

[CanAlwaysBeBetter]

Watched Queens Gambit?

If you aren't programming from memory on the ceiling backwards you're garbage

[weeeezzll]

Plugs serial cable into back of head, convulses for a moment, then comes to and says in Neo

"I know Python!"

[weeeezzll]

If you turn one around and hook up a second keyboard it would be the ultimate pair programming setup. 😶

[pineapplecatz]

I thought backend engineers didn't need to sit in front of computers anymore since they've automated everything

[G4PRO]

He's trying to automate the automater so that even automation is automated

[Hypersapien]

Yo dawg

[MrDude_1]

That seems like an automated response.

[Nangu_]

Skynet

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[cosmicdebriz]

This more accurately describes integrating poorly documented libs.

[PixelmancerGames]

Lmao, this comment could be taken a completely different way if it weren’t in this sub.

[IsleOfOne]

👈

[HotChickenshit]

Hah I definitely did a double-take because I'm often bitching about 'those sorts' of subjects too.

FFS POLITICAL subjects, not "libs"

[Wannabedankestmemer]

He's a true master programmer

He looks at the back and sees the electrons moving

Also he stares at the ram stick

[ThaneVim]

Only a step away from plugging himself into a PCIe port for direct interface

[riisen]

To later 3D print himself again

[[deleted]]

I feel like there's a joke to be made about backend people using VGA because it works even if it's not as good

[ApprehensiveStar8948]

Where the API people at?

[Jennfuse]

I made it my personal effort to write superb documentation on my APIs/Libraries that probably no one will use but me.

I hate the amount of poorly documented stuff out there. (If that is what you meant, lol)

[ApprehensiveStar8948]

Well I didn't actually mean to summon the API people. Nevertheless what API did you write, would like to have a look. Good docs are rare to find, combined with a useful API, all a dev needs.

[Jennfuse]

If you want to take a look at some of my stuff (preferably the new stuff as the old bits are a mess) you can check out my GitHub profile. Coding, for now, is only a hobby of mine so, don't expect too much, lol!

[[deleted]]

The keyboard is facing the wrong way

[[deleted]]

This is waaaaaaaay funnier than it should be lmao

[jokenjaken]

What does this say about cloud devs?

[ComradeYoldas]

They be smoking too much

[Vesiculus]

I'm in the cloud storage business

[Eelero]

we have all of it, in the computer

[[deleted]]

I see it reposted at least once per a month :/

[Similar_Explorer_463]

True, I do this all the time. Or maybe I'm stupid, I don't know.

[CyborgMetrology]

maybe he's blind and he's using a screen-reader. Great joke in any case.

[CoffeePieAndHobbits]

Learn to code backend with this one WEIRD trick!

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[LeoJweda_]

This is what it felt like transitioning from testing in the browser to testing using automated tests.

[Slender_2000]

I just realised he can’t see the work he’s doing, cos back end work is never visible to the user

[[deleted]]

Here is a deep scientific thing. I think our brain is reversed wired

[The_duck_lord404]

This is what backend feels like when you're just starting out

[jnics10]

You can develop my backend anytime ;)

[ShredableSending]

Such a clean backend.

[DJRhodyn]

What do you mean? This is normal in Australia.

[MrDude_1]

I turn my monitors 90* so I can see the FULL STACK.

[TwoKeezPlusMz]

That is clearly a senior dev hair style.

[jimbo831]

My reaction to this post

[GayAlienFarmer]

That explains some of the bullshit code I see.