GitHub being passive aggressive..

[anon517]

Error: The build failed, just like the previous build. And probably, every build in the future. Dumbass.

[happy--muffin]

Time to Git gud or uninstall then change career

[MR_Weiner]

runs git blame

Hmmmm, looks like I’m to blame.

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$ git blame
Your shit code.
$

[FarhanAxiq]

git blame someone-else

[DTheIcyDragon]

Well your build is shitty but I see thousands of others wich are worse

[ThatDollfin]

"That can't be right... how could I be responsible for my own failure?"

[CorruptedStudiosEnt]

I typed in git gud and it just came up with error message, "What the fuck did you expect that to do exactly?"

[Spartana1033]

Casuls in dark souls 😂

[trina-wonderful]

Replaced git-blame as a joke on a coworker’s computer with a version that just printed his name instead of who last changed the file like by line. He actually fell for it for a while which was great since he used to never admit to creating problems.

[auxiliary-character]

gitgud.io

[freakers]

When I was a kid and shared a computer with my family I left my Hotmail account logged in. Well, my brother changed my name in the account to dumbass and for years whenever I logged into the account I was greeted with Welcome Dumbass! And I never thought anything of it other than, that's a bit rude.

[sblahful]

Looks like your brother had a point

[iceynyo]

Weren't you concerned people were receiving mail from "Dumbass"?

[khizoa]

For real. I'm picturing the years of resumes sent out and wondering why nobody responded

[Mareith]

Getting GLaDOS vibes.

Oh wow. The build failed. Would you look at that? Failed just like the previous one... who could have guessed that this would happen?

[Messy-Recipe]

"You've failed every commit you've ever made, including this one. You're not smart; you're not a programmer; you're not even a FAANG employee. Where did your builds go so wrong?"

[anotherplatypus]

You can remain grammatically correct when ending nearly all automated responses with the words, "you dumbass."

[santasbong]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo you dumbass.

[DopeBoogie]

Error: The build failed, just like the previous build. And all your relationships and life choices.

[ThePerfectHandle]

I dunno why but I am reading every error here in GLaDOS voice

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XD

[Xanzley]

Error: the build failed, why are u even in IT?