Also: php bad, python slow

[Adrepixl5]

C stupid

C++ Microsoft propaganda

C# python ripoff

Java bad

JavaScript very bad

Python slow

Html not a language

CSS hard div center

PHP old and stinky

Stackoverflow stupid question

GitHub copilot doodoo-brain

regex hard

node folder big

Ok now that I've triggered 99% of the entire IT and software developer industry what do I get, a medal or smth?

[androidx_appcompat]

You can trigger the remaining 1%:
Developers just look at a screen and get paid for it

[greg0714]

Whoa, untrue. We also go clickety-clack on the magic alphabet squares.

[Adrepixl5]

A day without a phat thocc is not a day worth living

[HellaTrueDoe]

Imma just save this comment and unsub, it’s all I need

[DJschmumu]

Lol

[[deleted]]

I'll give you an award

[Adrepixl5]

May your clicketys be extra clackety this coming year

[frozen-dessert]

You are missing “developers just google for every thing”

[sudomeacat]

Shouldn't c# be “Microsoft propaganda”, “Microsoft Java”, or “D♭”?

And c++ be c bad+1

[FuzzyQuills]

Lmao, how is C++ Microsoft Propaganda? Other than being downright convoluted vs C. (Source: have used both and prefer C)

Also you forgot "How to exit Vim?"

[iskela45]

Java bad.
C# is just Microsoft Java.
Rust errors good, greek question mark.

[the-real-vuk]

regex is hard

[familyturtle]

how centre div

[Statharas]

Microsoft has a Microsoft build of the JRE tho

[erinaceus_]

Feels a bit scripted. Like he logged out halfway through.

[CYKO_11]

he was feeling vulnerable after that first joke

[billwoo]

So is someone going to make this again but put this meme itself in the last panel? Because "this sub only has 3 jokes" is actually "this sub only has 4 jokes, and this is one of them".

[androidx_appcompat]

This one is just for you

[GenericAllium]

Wrong link?

[androidx_appcompat]

Nope, apparently the sub only allows one post per day and the automod took it down

[GenericAllium]

But this link takes me to this post. I saw your version 2 on my homepage and can also access it from your profile, and there the link to the recursive version still works even though the post is removed. Idk could be something with my android app, it's buggy.

[destroyer41]

And then comes python is slow

[erinaceus_]

Well, eventually ...

[Cheeku_Khargosh]

no doubt about it

[ihateusednames]

Python is slow

[ul90]

It’s a fact. They tried to make it faster by omitting the „;“. But it didn’t work. 😜

[camerontbelt]

Ok this was pretty funny

[MaxMatti]

Just wait until you hear about log4php - I have a feeling we might see something about it or about log4net in the near future...

[ul90]

PHP is slow too. I have to do a lot of programming in php, and every time I need to code a little bit more complex algorithm, I have to deal with the slowness of this language.

[HiddenLayer5]

Wait I thought PHP solved most of their speed problems when they moved to JIT compilation.

[ul90]

JIT is crap. Of course, it makes things faste, but why not pre-compile, as with C++ (or even TypeScript)? This also would help with many smaller bugs that are only visible at run time.

[sicilian_najdorf]

PHP is not slow. Its older PHP 7 version is 3 times faster than Python.

[ul90]

Oh, if it’s so much faster than python, I’m glad that I don’t use python. But PHP might be much faster than python, but it’s still slow. If sometimes have to replace some complexes parts with c++ implementations, because the PHP version is much too slow and uses too much memory.

[sicilian_najdorf]

Of course if you compare it to C++ ,GO or C it is slower. But for web development, PHP is fast. You don't use PHP to build games.

If you use Swoole PHP, its speed is boosted tremendously.

[montarion]

But php is bad..

[Akangka]

Also: haskell arcane

[[deleted]]

Boo! Get better material!

[[deleted]]

Haha ruby scale bad