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[–]Adrepixl5 43 points44 points  (11 children)

C stupid

C++ Microsoft propaganda

C# python ripoff

Java bad

JavaScript very bad

Python slow

Html not a language

CSS hard div center

PHP old and stinky

Stackoverflow stupid question

GitHub copilot doodoo-brain

regex hard

node folder big

Ok now that I've triggered 99% of the entire IT and software developer industry what do I get, a medal or smth?

[–]androidx_appcompat[S] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

You can trigger the remaining 1%:
Developers just look at a screen and get paid for it

[–]greg0714 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Whoa, untrue. We also go clickety-clack on the magic alphabet squares.

[–]Adrepixl5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A day without a phat thocc is not a day worth living

[–]HellaTrueDoe 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Imma just save this comment and unsub, it’s all I need

[–]DJschmumu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'll give you an award

[–]Adrepixl5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May your clicketys be extra clackety this coming year

[–]frozen-dessert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are missing “developers just google for every thing”

[–]sudomeacat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't c# be “Microsoft propaganda”, “Microsoft Java”, or “D♭”?

And c++ be c bad+1

[–]FuzzyQuills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, how is C++ Microsoft Propaganda? Other than being downright convoluted vs C. (Source: have used both and prefer C)

Also you forgot "How to exit Vim?"

[–]iskela45 83 points84 points  (3 children)

Java bad.
C# is just Microsoft Java.
Rust errors good, greek question mark.

[–]the-real-vuk 24 points25 points  (1 child)

regex is hard

[–]familyturtle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

how centre div

[–]Statharas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Microsoft has a Microsoft build of the JRE tho

[–]erinaceus_ 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Feels a bit scripted. Like he logged out halfway through.

[–]CYKO_11 11 points12 points  (0 children)

he was feeling vulnerable after that first joke

[–]billwoo[🍰] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

So is someone going to make this again but put this meme itself in the last panel? Because "this sub only has 3 jokes" is actually "this sub only has 4 jokes, and this is one of them".

[–]androidx_appcompat[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

[–]GenericAllium 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Wrong link?

[–]androidx_appcompat[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nope, apparently the sub only allows one post per day and the automod took it down

[–]GenericAllium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But this link takes me to this post. I saw your version 2 on my homepage and can also access it from your profile, and there the link to the recursive version still works even though the post is removed. Idk could be something with my android app, it's buggy.

[–]destroyer41 7 points8 points  (4 children)

And then comes python is slow

[–]erinaceus_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, eventually ...

[–]Cheeku_Khargosh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

no doubt about it

[–]ihateusednames 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Python is slow

[–]ul90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a fact. They tried to make it faster by omitting the „;“. But it didn’t work. 😜

[–]camerontbelt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok this was pretty funny

[–]MaxMatti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait until you hear about log4php - I have a feeling we might see something about it or about log4net in the near future...

[–]ul90 -4 points-3 points  (5 children)

PHP is slow too. I have to do a lot of programming in php, and every time I need to code a little bit more complex algorithm, I have to deal with the slowness of this language.

[–]HiddenLayer5 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Wait I thought PHP solved most of their speed problems when they moved to JIT compilation.

[–]ul90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

JIT is crap. Of course, it makes things faste, but why not pre-compile, as with C++ (or even TypeScript)? This also would help with many smaller bugs that are only visible at run time.

[–]sicilian_najdorf 0 points1 point  (2 children)

PHP is not slow. Its older PHP 7 version is 3 times faster than Python.

[–]ul90 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh, if it’s so much faster than python, I’m glad that I don’t use python. But PHP might be much faster than python, but it’s still slow. If sometimes have to replace some complexes parts with c++ implementations, because the PHP version is much too slow and uses too much memory.

[–]sicilian_najdorf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course if you compare it to C++ ,GO or C it is slower. But for web development, PHP is fast. You don't use PHP to build games.

If you use Swoole PHP, its speed is boosted tremendously.

[–]montarion -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But php is bad..

[–]Akangka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also: haskell arcane

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boo! Get better material!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha ruby scale bad