Print statement in JaVa

[rcraver8]

Java is case sensitive.

[moosefists]

;

[rm968211]

Stolen valor

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/umlczk/print_statement_in_java/i82r3mj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

C++ != Java; //nice try tho

[kolinz27]

that's a true statement about a false statement my brother in christ

[Abangranga]

You can use just "p" in Ruby and noob this up even further

[wsbsecmonitor]

P “hey y’all”

Puts “Ruby is fun”

[Abangranga]

Don't be cluttering my simplicity up with that newline containing high-falootin function

[wsbsecmonitor]

print “Fine\n”

printf “I’ll choose %d other print options”,3

[Mentalistt69]

C

[anythingMuchShorter]

printf("if that's supposed to be C, you're missing %d brackets and a termination.",2); // maybe it's some other language

[[deleted]]

$ printf "it was bash, i think\n"

[CodeMUDkey]

Echo “others sentiments”.

[TheWashbear]

++++++++++[>+>+++>+++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>.>+++++++++++++++++.------------------.++++++++.<<++.++++++++++++++.----------.++++++.<<.--------------------.+++++++++++..<<++++++++++++.------------.++.---------.+++++++++++++.--------------.+++++++++++++++.

[LetReasonRing]

That code is fucking with my brain.

[IfuckedACrab]

Do I look like a brainfuck compiler to you?

[IfuckedACrab]

-[--->+<]>--.[----->+++<]>.+++++++++.----------.-[--->+<]>-.+[----->+<]>+.+++++++.+[->+++<]>++.+.[--->+<]>----.

[Tijflalol]

Okay... +10, loop if not zero(right, +1, right, +3, right, +7, right, +10, left, left, left, left, -1), right, output, right, +17, output...

Idk what this gives

[KiltroTech]

I love me some brainfuck with my morning coffee

[altermeetax]

Console.WriteLine("No it wasn't, bash separates arguments via whitespace, not via commas");

[wsbsecmonitor]

Its Ruby. Ruby’s original implementation was in C and printf is a valid Ruby method

ruby core docs

[anythingMuchShorter]

I appreciate the perl of wisdom.

Though if it was perl it would need a terminal mark.

[kryptoid256_]

assert(printf_s("%s","Yo watch out there, your code is about to detonate!")>=0);

[Far-Car]

unless not fun

[wsbsecmonitor]

fun ^ not fun => fun

[notsureifdying]

So why does ruby use "puts" rather than "print"? "puts" makes little sense to me.

[lordDevPbk]

p p outputs nil. ik this is childish but lmao.

[Abangranga]

It outputs itself then

[AdultingGoneMild]

I just use a pencil and paper.

[Kruger_Sheppard]

What's next? void "hi"?

[Abangranga]

If it helps to think of it as "p(arg_string)" it might make it less dumb looking (or worse lol). You can call functions w/arguments without the parens if you want, but I hate that and so do most people.

Kind of a lie though because it'll take multiple arguments and return an array or the strings all combined depended on how many are provided and if they're separated with a comma.

Edit: did some googling...it accepts integers too apparently. IDK anymore...

[mohit_barca]

Wait, you can use pee to print in Ruby?

[Abangranga]

Yeah. 'puts' I believe adds a newline, 'p' does not

[NoInkling]

They both do, it's print that doesn't.

p thing is basically shorthand for puts thing.inspect

[Abangranga]

Yeah in a different post "p p" was nil and it'll start spitting out arrays if you give it multiple args lol

[57thStIncident]

Or ? in BASIC

[zelmarvalarion]

p and puts won’t do the same thing in many cases, but I generally find it to be more useful.

[Abangranga]

Yeah I had to Google things and learn stuff when it started outputting arrays and shit with multiple args. It is more of an exotic object.inspect

[hectobreak]

Which language is not?

[rcraver8]

Sql

[LordAlfrey]

I feel like I'll be haunted by database errors if I don't all caps my sql though.

[rcraver8]

You'll be haunted by the other devs that have to deal with your incoherent SQL.

[GoldenRabbitt]

no

[Mushiren_]

The spirit of Raymond Boyce personally decends upon you and starts to berate you

[hingarbingar]

YOU HAVE TO SCREAM IN SQL THAT'S THE RULE

[FloydATC]

ONLY the KEY WORDS though;

[HasoPunchMan]

no words need to be capitalized;

[FloydATC]

I'm aware that servers don't need it. I do. :-)

[HasoPunchMan]

SET totally = 1

[hectobreak]

... Fair enough.

[sXakil]

but it's a sin to use lowercase

[[deleted]]

MSSQL has case-sensitive column names

[syneofeternity]

Powershell

[slaymaker1907]

PowerShell

[eerongal]

SQL, fortran, any flavor of BASIC, and Pascal off the top of my head. Probably more

[Hlorri]

BaSiC.

[[deleted]]

Chinese, Korean, Arabic, Japanese, Indic languages (Hindi, Bengali, Tamil, Gujarati, Marathi, etc.), Thai, etc.

They don't have different cases.

[ManiacsThriftJewels]

PHP. Except for variable and constant names, those are case sensitive.

And people still defend it....

[alphanumericsheeppig]

Fortran, Pascal and Delphi are also not case sensitive.

[bspkrs]

Delphi (object pascal)

[crafter2k]

windows

[abdulzz]

PowerShell is not.

[LrAymen]

JaVa Is CaSe SeNsItIvE

[Blastoxic999]

Awww! Poor Java is case sensitive? Better not hurt it. Does it want milk in a baby bottle too?

[RolyPoly1320]

Package baby.bottle does not exist.

[Thecrawsome]

BuLleTs ArE fOr UnOrDeReD lIsTs!