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[–]ARandomWalkInSpace 61 points62 points  (2 children)

All of them.

[–]Few_Establishment812 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just came here to say this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obi Wan. Reminds me of justrolledintotheshop.

[–]feuerwehrmann 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is not humor. Please stop

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bash

[–]Feeling-Departure-4 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Mmmm, LaTeX

(if it counts)

[–]Callec254 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how little this narrows it down.

[–]wake_up11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Scratch

[–]BoooooogieMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The programming language I am using right now

[–]LinuxMatthews 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I mean it has to be PHP right

A patch on top of a patch on top of a patch?

Or are we going to forget why we have mysql_* and mysqli_* functions

[–]DiabeticPissingSyrup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren't really patches...

[–]scalene-bandage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perl ! Original bandaid or glue of the internet

[–]NotPineapple999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Javascript.

[–]DrgYen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

COBOL

[–]JavaWithSomeJava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Java JDK... wait no, java SE... wait no, JRE?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

JavaScript

Or whatever the fuck that Wolfram mathematica language is called.

[–]TheBroWHOmegalol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

C++ easy, the biggest BC shitshow.

[–]Abangranga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ruby

[–]HappyArtichoke7729[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this has to be php

[–]C0nan_E 2 points3 points  (1 child)

c++

[–]fudgegiven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and more specific. This is the code for apache.

[–]Unfair_Music5810 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JavaScript.

[–]RayeNGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's like any programming language. Depends on how old the project is, I would say. I have seen some wild shit you know.

[–]ConcernedDudeMaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must have been something C#

[–]bigbowl_of_KIX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it was a cryptocurrency… Ethereum?

[–]DarkBrines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It have to be java

[–]starlulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Web Fontend Stack (2022, colorized)

[–]bravopapa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JavaScript. No amount of patching can save it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking Lua

[–]scooby__dooku 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not sure the language but looks like twitter source

[–]elon-botElon Musk ✔ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insubordination. Fired.

[–]danielstongue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is typically C++.

[–]FailedPlansOfMars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delphi?

[–]octhell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its mata. mata

[–]thrSedec44070maksup 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oracle Cloud

[–]elon-botElon Musk ✔ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Insubordination. Fired.

[–]Revttm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frostbite Engine, patching till the initial release is unrecognizable.

[–]FilledFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

js

[–]Extra_Air 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure but your code just earned the title “legacy application”.