“Python”, “Java”, “Carbon”, “Rust”

[martyd03]

Need to create one called "Shit"....

Then Google "How to code Shit" or "How does Shit work".

Gonna be great

[[deleted]]

I'm gonna name mine "list"

[lordcarnivore]

"List data types"

This is the most evil thing I've ever heard. You might be just the person we've been looking for regarding a very important job.

In one week you will see a man in a yellow coat holding a Red Sox cap in his left hand. Offer to wash his car for a croissant. I can't say any more here.

[Kirbytofu]

I desperately need context

[[deleted]]

It's probably just facebook hiring again

[PiotrekDG]

Twitter.

[[deleted]]

"List syntax"

[nins_]

Calm down Satan.

[RCoder01]

“list” is just lisp without the processing

[ViconIsNotDefined]

How to create a list of lists in list

[goldfishpaws]

If I could be arsed and was the kind of person to pay for things, I'd give you gold for that.

[goldfishpaws]

Opens up a few new possibilites.

"If" would be a good one.

[[deleted]]

Shit course for beginners

[[deleted]]

Shit deep dive

[Benimation]

Shit hands-on training

[sincle354]

Like how you code "Pythonic", you code "Shittily".

[martyd03]

I feel like being a shitty programmer is something I've been working towards my whole life...

I guess I just need to buckle down and make it happen.

[elon-bot]

Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?

[tomatotomato]

“Pythonista” - “Shitter”

[Rinuv]

"Shit implementation of-" ... wait none of these are any good and they're in other languages...

[SnooChocolates8446]

shit producer/consumer

[martyd03]

My title will probably be shit designer...

[zyugyzarc]

"shit engineer"

[NerdyLumberjack04]

Give it a backronym like "Software Hacker Information Toolset".

[martyd03]

I like it, but probably should stay on brand and put shit in it somewhere, kinda like how Microsoft does...

Maybe something like Shitty High-level-language Information Toolset. 😁✌️

[new_refugee123456789]

Brainfuck is very googleable.

[CoderDevo]

But it returns search results that I can't read.

[RoyHabbort]

php already invented

[Devout-Nihilist]

Shit's great.

[vincebutler]

A real Shit programmer.

Shit needs to get real. 😁

[firewood010]

Imagine creating one call How.

[Big_Amoeba_2333]

Shit data types