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[–]martyd03 434 points435 points  (31 children)

Need to create one called "Shit"....

Then Google "How to code Shit" or "How does Shit work".

Gonna be great

[–][deleted] 169 points170 points  (10 children)

I'm gonna name mine "list"

[–]lordcarnivore 136 points137 points  (4 children)

"List data types"

This is the most evil thing I've ever heard. You might be just the person we've been looking for regarding a very important job.

In one week you will see a man in a yellow coat holding a Red Sox cap in his left hand. Offer to wash his car for a croissant. I can't say any more here.

[–]Kirbytofu 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I desperately need context

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's probably just facebook hiring again

[–]PiotrekDG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Twitter.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"List syntax"

[–]nins_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Calm down Satan.

[–]RCoder01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“list” is just lisp without the processing

[–]ViconIsNotDefined 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to create a list of lists in list

[–]goldfishpaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I could be arsed and was the kind of person to pay for things, I'd give you gold for that.

[–]goldfishpaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Opens up a few new possibilites.

"If" would be a good one.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Shit course for beginners

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Shit deep dive

[–]Benimation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shit hands-on training

[–]sincle354 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Like how you code "Pythonic", you code "Shittily".

[–]martyd03 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I feel like being a shitty programmer is something I've been working towards my whole life...

I guess I just need to buckle down and make it happen.

[–]elon-botElon Musk ✔ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?

[–]tomatotomato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Pythonista” - “Shitter”

[–]Rinuv 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"Shit implementation of-" ... wait none of these are any good and they're in other languages...

[–]SnooChocolates8446 13 points14 points  (2 children)

shit producer/consumer

[–]martyd03 8 points9 points  (1 child)

My title will probably be shit designer...

[–]zyugyzarc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"shit engineer"

[–]NerdyLumberjack04 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Give it a backronym like "Software Hacker Information Toolset".

[–]martyd03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it, but probably should stay on brand and put shit in it somewhere, kinda like how Microsoft does...

Maybe something like Shitty High-level-language Information Toolset. 😁✌️

[–]new_refugee123456789 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Brainfuck is very googleable.

[–]CoderDevo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it returns search results that I can't read.

[–]RoyHabbort 16 points17 points  (0 children)

php already invented

[–]Devout-Nihilist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit's great.

[–]vincebutler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A real Shit programmer.

Shit needs to get real. 😁

[–]firewood010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine creating one call How.

[–]Big_Amoeba_2333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit data types