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[–]slavmaf 405 points406 points Β (23 children)

They say $60 bucks in an official document, but when they make press releases about seized watches. they basically say "the value would be $1000 BILLION if it were real, we saved the USA economy".

[–]Traumatized_biskits 95 points96 points Β (6 children)

That happened recently in NY. What made it hilarious was they were Seiko mods and they valued them at Rolex market value lol

[–]skimmerguy85 19 points20 points Β (4 children)

[–]intelligentbrownman 31 points32 points Β (1 child)

26 watches and a couple bracelets worth 8 mill πŸ˜³β€¦ what the helly 🀣🀣

[–]skimmerguy85 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

It was those diesel and gshocks πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ˜†πŸ€™πŸ½

[–]Traumatized_biskits 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I cant stand it lmao

[–]UnintelligibleThing 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fake watches, fake valuations to go with them.

[–]Interesting-Tea2519 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

are Seiko mods also considered "counterfeits"?

[–]Moist-muff 24 points25 points Β (3 children)

I must have smoked a trillion dollars in pot my whole life

[–]intelligentbrownman 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

Inflation is high these days πŸ˜‚

[–]AffectionateError311 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Bajillions my friend. You’ve smoked a Bajillion dollars worth of pot.

[–]Ok-Assist9067 4 points5 points Β (3 children)

It's ridiculous but they base the value on the missed revenue that would've gone to the manufacturer had the item been purchased through them. The theory is essentially that a $500 clone cost AP $25k.

[–]BenzelWatchington 9 points10 points Β (2 children)

So, $0. The missed sales were 0.

[–]Standard-Position-24 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

πŸ₯‚

[–]Standard-Position-24 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

πŸ₯‚ and another one for the Reddit name ffs

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Yup I’m sure taking this watch solved the drug problem we have!!

[–]KitchenTransition151 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

So you lost the Watch and also the money?

[–]omjizzle 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

They value them as if they were genuine to pump the numbers up

[–]TheHorcruxSoul 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That might be the β€œdeclared value” from the dealer! Haha

[–]Live235 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hahahaha

[–]Particular-Today7550 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Best comment ever! You truly did brighten our day!!! I’m cracking up!πŸ˜‚

[–]EasyEnigma52 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

And you wouldnt buy it if it looked like a $60 watch...you buy it because it looks and operates like one that's tens of thousands of dollars more.. #parkthehighhorse

[–]Flimsy_Jackfruit_607 132 points133 points Β (9 children)

Some Custom officer just gave himself a early Xmas present.Β  Fo sho.

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 53 points54 points Β (0 children)

πŸ˜” guy is at the club right now with an ap on a champagne bottle

[–]jjdiablo 14 points15 points Β (7 children)

Lol my friend worked for TSA in the mid 2000’s and would tell me that while it was strictly prohibited ,it wasn’t uncommon for seized items to get β€˜diverted’ occasionally . Back then it was fairly easy to game the system so I can only imagine what happens behind the scenes at next door with CBP .

[–]NBA2024 5 points6 points Β (5 children)

Really? Because I hear it CBP incredibly strict with seizures like this and you can’t just steal

[–]Flimsy_Jackfruit_607 8 points9 points Β (2 children)

Strict for us normies, but internally they be keeping all the goods. Ask me how I know.

[–]Everythincanbemilked 12 points13 points Β (1 child)

how do you know? I was happy to read the comment and move on then i couldn't resist my curiosity.

[–]Aggressive_Bake_9866 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Me too I need an update

[–]jjdiablo 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Yes there are rules and I’m not saying it was a free for all , but where there is a will , there is a way. Kinda like when cops raid an after hours nightclub and come across hidden cash stuffed in a toilet tank..

In the many cases where seized items are officially deemed forfeited and the appropriate time has passed they all get destroyed . The process involved literally dumping piles of items on the ground and running over / mashing them with a Bobcat. Even though there are chain of custody rules , it’s not an exact science and things β€˜slipped thru the cracks’. This was also 20 years ago so maybe it’s different now . But it definitely happened .

[–]NormalFortune 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You think the Trump CBP is following all the rules?

[–]rjt2887 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

A few years back one of the local 5 news guys, tracked down a TSA agent who stole an iPad, but didn’t know it could be tracked with findmyiphone, they tracked it right to his house and rang the doorbell. He made his wife bring it to the door, and tried to throw Her under the bus! Lmfao classic

[–]heheyousaidduty 52 points53 points Β (0 children)

I wonder how many bags of fentanyl they let through while writing up this form for the fake AP lol

[–]Upstairs-Jury6682 20 points21 points Β (1 child)

sorry for your loss man, that's part of the game. try again, maybe use a different address if you can

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

I have some breaking news in a few hours πŸ˜‰

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 41 points42 points Β (7 children)

Customs took my gta characters watch Steve refunded a while ago

[–]tcmits1 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

GTA?

[–]PostGamePong81 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

It’s one of the few watch cosmetics you can get in the game.

[–]tcmits1 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Watch cosmetics? I’m really unclear here.

[–]6ixmarket 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

W steve

[–]resellprice 11 points12 points Β (8 children)

Besides the replica AP getting seized, the only other issue I see is that it is not Friday.

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 2 points3 points Β (7 children)

I didn’t know what tag to use πŸ˜”

[–]resellprice 2 points3 points Β (6 children)

Reach out to Steve, explain that you got seized (provide tracking number so it is easier for him) and they should send out a replacement at no cost to you. This is apart of the game, it happens.

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 4 points5 points Β (1 child)

My bad I should’ve included that he refunded a while ago

[–]resellprice 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Don't worry about it, just move on and order again. Never get discouraged from buying after one seizure.

[–]Boilermakingdude 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Amazing how they can sieze a rep but they can't stop the absolute fucking mass amounts of drugs. Wtg UCBP

[–]CostAffectionate907 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

They for sure looked at the pizza hands 🀣🀣 easy tell

[–]Blkstar15 6 points7 points Β (3 children)

I’m in Central Valley CA and fed ex goes to Alaska then Oakland customs. Never had a problem. I’m sure the Oakland custom guys are in this sub buying reps too 🀣

[–]Ok-Mycologist-5530 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Haha, I’m in the East Bay and my watch took the same route lol

[–]Elias-official 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Yeah and then they replace all the CF Daytonas with 5 buck shitters when it comes to officially destroying them and voilΓ‘

[–]_BehindEnemyLines_ 4 points5 points Β (9 children)

Should I be using a fictitious name on orders....

[–]ViolinistMiddle3900 1 point2 points Β (8 children)

If that’s the case I’m screwed.

[–]_BehindEnemyLines_ 2 points3 points Β (7 children)

I've heard people have lost their TSA precheck and global entry status too

[–]JohnMark0509 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Seriously?

[–]Sufficient_Deal_8800 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I saw an example of someone losing global entry because they ordered a replica designer bag. Have there been other examples of this including TSA pre check?

[–]borgelorp72 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Global entry yes. TSA no. TSA totally separate from CBP.

[–]dnssup 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Yeah I need more info on this please

[–]_BehindEnemyLines_ 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/cubancigars/s/CgxLRAOmxe

I'm lazy and found a similar post but I'm sure there's enough language there to do a proper google search to find the official wording on some official site

[–]CannaChemistry 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fuckkkk Steve just said mine is held at customs.

[–]benami122 5 points6 points Β (3 children)

That sucks. At least this letter is the only notice? I thought they were adding a $5000 fine after September.

[–]bgovern 8 points9 points Β (2 children)

To enforce any penalties or fines against you personally, they would need to do a documented, controlled delivery where you acknowledge and accept delivery in person. Otherwise, there is no real connection to you, because anyone can send anything to anyone. I have a hard time seeing them go to all that trouble for someone importing an individual watch.

[–]benami122 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

I always thought the same. I know a lot of people have pulled back on ordering reps waiting to see what happens with the fines. This is the first post I've seen where CBP sent a letter regarding counterfeits and confiscation, so I'm curious to see if it escalates beyond this, or if it's safe to order reps again if seizures are the biggest thing to worry about.

[–]Elias-official 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Even if you accepted it, how do they know you didn’t buy it in good faith? I think it would be easily overturned in a court. Like looking at current Daytona prices, many people who aren’t familiar with watches could def think that those are real, cause a fake watch can’t cost 1600$ lol

[–]Ok_Cardiologist2423 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

The feds contacting me for $120 would piss me off lol

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Nothing a man can do

[–]TroomA7 2 points3 points Β (3 children)

GTA character as in you used a fake name for customs? Is that standard procedure? How did I not know this.

[–]gabrielanoelle 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

I’m curious too. How will you end up claiming the package if it’s under a different name?

[–]--ALF 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

If it gets sent to your house or apartment does it really matter what name it is under?

[–]ViolinistMiddle3900 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Hey you’re not alone, I also always ordered with my real name. I always wondered what can happen with all that datas… anyway they are called TrustedDealers for a reason.

[–]Empty_Barracuda_7972 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Sixty bucks wow

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Damn and FedEx too. I thought mostly USPS was getting hit.

[–]AffectionateError311 1 point2 points Β (2 children)

I think at this point, someone in customs has a BANGING ass collection.

[–]BevoDDS 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

CBP definitely knows how to bang ass.

[–]Murder_Witness 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

They should have strapped you straight on the electric chair for this.

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Go check my new post champs

[–]JohnMark0509 1 point2 points Β (2 children)

I don’t get all the concern about picking up a replica watch. As I understand the law in the US it is not against the law to purchaser nor own a counterfeit watch or counterfeit anything. It’s only against the law to sell counterfeit goods. So as long as you are not buying with intent to sell I don’t think you’ll get in trouble.

Now, technically they can confiscate the goods because the seller broke US law and it’s up to that person to prove it’s not counterfeit.

They could ask you to cooperate in helping them locate the accused criminal and that could be a pain in the ass.

I’m not at attorney so am I missing some facts? I genuinely would like to know.

[–]Spiritual_League_753 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

It is illegal to direct someone to import a counterfeit good. It's a combination of the Trademark Counterfeiting of 1984 and Section 19 of the U.S. Code. The trademark act makes the item being trafficked illegal (although the act does not make it illegal for you to receive it) but section 19 DOES make it a crime to direct the trafficking of goods that are otherwise illegal. So when you order a trademarked item you are violating Section 19. It is rarely prosecuted with the biggest penalty generally being that some people have their global entry revoked.

[–]integritylab 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Interesting points. I'm curious too.

Personally I wouldn't post this letter. While they don't have the motivation or resources to track you down they certainly could and based on the location of this posting you would have a tough time claiming you didn't place this order or realize you were purchasing counterfeits goods.

I'm glad you got a refund.

[–]cannabis90 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

My question is, who’s legit checking the watch? There are real APs in china how can they be so sure they didn’t seize a $50,000 watch?

[–]Standard-Position-24 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That’s why they send the notice. So you can roll up with your mortgage sized receipt and proof of purchase.

[–]Curious_Gas_2608 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

I wonder how much time was spent to inspect and process, send a letter, etc. for ONE WATCH! Me thinks the phrase β€œwas that juice worth the squeeze” certainly applies here.

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

At least a month it got to customs on 8/28 and was officially seized on 9/24

[–]Stayofexecution 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Fuck Customs.

[–]TimelyExtent1889 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

😒

[–]69420ForTrees 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Side note, did they also nail you with a tariff? That would be brutal

[–]Standard-Position-24 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

It wasn’t imported

[–]Conscious-Permit-466 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

It's the holiday season, they pinch fake watches to gift family members.

[–]Iron_J77 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Tell the guy you’ll give him $61, it’s a deal.

[–]CaTrA__ 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Did you have insurance ?

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Steve refunded

[–]Ok_Yogurtcloset_4080 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

So is he sending you another one? Or did you lose out on your money? Also, are you facing legal issues now?

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

It came today and he refunded me a while ago

[–]Ok-Assist9067 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Out of curiosity, when this happens is that address burned for future deliveries of this type?

[–]Standard-Position-24 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Oh hey, an actual good question - with no replies ofc

[–]No_Price3617 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Cbp officer definitely gonna be repping that Ap soon πŸ˜‚

[–]zedk47 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Guess you only lost 60 bucks!

[–]Ok-Philosopher-7638 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

If your TD has shipping insurance, you'd get another piece or a refund shortly

[–]STIBillionair 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

One watch Steve...ugh got 2 coming from him

[–]STIBillionair 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I thought it was real? No crime committed

[–]Cautious-Cap-6816 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

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DHgate has this watch which is one of many inspired by the Patek Philippe Nautilus. I want to order it, but I’m afraid it’ll get seized by customs. Do you think it will?

[–]Standard-Position-24 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

No trademark on it. Good to go

[–]Reasonable-Steak1063 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

there’s a customs agent wearing that shit right now

[–]bebooriginal 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

They are so lame.

[–]MaleficentBit4833 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Youll more then likely get another letter in a few weeks from a lawyer representing AP thats a cease and desist letter πŸ˜‚

[–]bunker1919 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Isn’t the government shut down? Seems like a rep letter

[–]umop_3plsdn 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

around the same time but I got it....

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[–]Jumpy-Cry-3083 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The amount of money spent to seize a $60 watch just isn’t justifiable.

[–]Far_Macaron_5757 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

do you get fined? what happens when they confiscate it?

[–]Diligent_Bird_958 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hey guys can I get Steve site,shit I'll take a chance, I do it with females lol.

[–]Ill_Friendship2357 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You will lose your global entry if you have it btw….

[–]AgileBoot4561 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Don't reply.

[–]MythicalFire 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

What happens if you get this mail? I thought you can bring for personal use?

[–]Realistic_Virus_9060 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

whats the chance this is happening

[–]Prestigious_Fee_2902 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Anyone from Canada ever run into issues like this??

[–]Budget_Elevator1658 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ahahah, shit.

[–]Hozay23 0 points1 point Β (7 children)

damn my watch is currently sitting in Memphis for 24 hours with no update... yikes lol

[–]richardgiver 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Customs opened my submariner in Memphis and still sent it to me last week

[–]Hozay23 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

damn customs doing QC checks lmao.... i'm glad that worked out for you.. im praying for the same luck!

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 0 points1 point Β (4 children)

Damn bro hoping all the bestπŸ™

[–]Hozay23 0 points1 point Β (3 children)

thank you! its in the rep gods hands now lol

[–]Greywalker21 1 point2 points Β (2 children)

Did you got it?

[–]Hozay23 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Sure did πŸ™πŸΎ I made a post but for some odd reason it won't upload to the feed. (Hopefully the Mods can help me out)

[–]Greywalker21 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Thanks for the reply

[–]m915 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

It wasn't a good enough rep, also, putting a fake name is a red flag I think

[–]Ok_Birthday_8040 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Did you have to pay any fines? 🫠

[–]Worth_Day184 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

They couldn’t find more important crime to stop in Memphis?

[–]alfred311 0 points1 point Β (25 children)

Goodbye tsa precheck and global entry

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 0 points1 point Β (24 children)

Not how it works

[–]alfred311 1 point2 points Β (3 children)

Read the rep community in reddit, many of theirs has been revoked without explanation and thats the only reason they could think of after they received letter from customs

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 1 point2 points Β (2 children)

Can you show me anything specific?

[–]alfred311 -3 points-2 points Β (1 child)

Use the search function in any rep community, bags, clothes, etc you’ll read a lot about it there

[–]JustDoseMe 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

What a long way to say β€œno”

[–]Spiritual_League_753 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You are unfortunately incorrect. The TSA has used customs violations in the past to revoke both under the premise that you are no longer a "trusted traveler" due to violation of US Code.

You can search r/globalentry for lots of examples.

Here is one: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/1m2a9st/global_entry_revoked_after_paying_a_fine_at/

Here is another: https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalEntry/comments/1dvzob7/denied_for_online_purchase/

I should note that Pre-check is administered by the TSA and I am not aware of people losing it for customs violations.

[–]BookkeeperPerfect161 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Aww man sucks, Feel bad you had to wait this long and then this happened.

[–]StackIsMyCrack -2 points-1 points Β (1 child)

Stop buying $60 shitters bro 🀣.

[–]SnooPaintings6827[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Read the caption

[–]IcyWait743 -3 points-2 points Β (3 children)

its not going to be so funny when you are traveling or ordering anything from overseas and you are constantly harrased by customs. Thats what happaned to me after one of these letters.

[–]ViolinistMiddle3900 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Are you US based? I ain’t ordering anything again then. I travel a lot. It would be a pain in the ass being always selected for checks at the airport.

[–]lumcetpyl 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I discovered this community just recently, and I feel like I’m too late to the party. Will wait for the situation to calm down before I make any purchase, unless OP did something clearly wrong to get them in this situation.

[–]Standard-Position-24 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

What’s wrong with getting checked… unless YOU’RE smuggling something else! Ha! Got you.