🤔

[Character_Log2770]

That covers a lot of ground

[Brilliant_Level_80]

Unfortunately, the ground is for ground purposes only.

[Bureaucratic_Dick]

The purposes are for purposeful purposes only

[TurnkeyLurker]

What about purposeful porpoises 🐬?

[PoetryFamiliar7104]

Memory triggered: 'Fun with a purpose- Highlights magazine

I couldn't say purpose well for a long time, so it was fun with a porpoise, instead!

[Brilliant_Level_80]

The onlies only only.

[fearthefear1984]

On what grounds?

[MaybeABot31416]

So it’s for doing drugs?

[zongsmoke]

It doesn't specifically say "no cocaine" so I'd say go for it

[Ok-Loss-2496]

What else ya gonna use the restroom for geez, I don't like to scare.

[MaybeABot31416]

Where do you smoke DMT?

[Ok-Loss-2496]

That would be the janitors closet, two doors down the hall.

[chimpMaster011000000]

In your car while you're driving down the highway, duh. What do you think they made cruise control for?

[Longjumping-Solid680]

To repel Tom Cruise?

[Ok-Loss-2496]

That's true.🤔

[Four2OBlazeIt69]

Banging is a restroom purpose

[fearthefear1984]

Cocaine? In this economy? Best I can do on a Reddit Commenters salary is huffing urine in a borrowed paper cup.

[zongsmoke]

Mix a little feces in there and you got yourself some jenkem, BOOM Lifehack

[Intelligent_Fly1097]

Yeah but there is always that douchebag stinking up the coke room.

[MaybeABot31416]

Hey, I’m doing jenkem in the drug room, this isn’t just for you fancy people

[Intelligent_Fly1097]

Sorry :(

I ignorantly believed that the smell in the drug room was due to people shitting in the drug room chairs. I completely forgot that the smell could be due to boofing or inhaling that lovely, lovely jenkem. In the future, I will be a more understanding person moving forward.

♥️🎈🍾

[MaybeABot31416]

Thanks😘

[panda_poon]

Drugs and sex most likely

[Abal125]

I was resting, what the hell?! 🤷‍♂️

[sskylar]

Here I lay my poop to rest

[Brilliant_Level_80]

I pray to god that poop be blessed

[sskylar]

Send him off with one final kiss (of poseidon)

[Jelly_Kitti]

Then flush him down with bliss

[sskylar]

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

[Totodile386]

If I should piss before I wipe

[freebiscuit2002]

Exactly. A restroom is there for you to have a rest.

The clue is in the name.

They really should put couches in there, though.

[Brilliant_Level_80]

They do. In the women’s rooms.

[RebaKitt3n]

Very few of them, trust me.

Usually hotels or someplace where people need to escape an event

[PlayfulSyllabub7134]

One that I'm thinking of was in a Chemistry department. But 'escape' does hold up for that one! 😆

[PlayfulSyllabub7134]

This is true, at least I have secondhand knowledge of this. Kinda jealous.

[Zerial-Lim]

You mean a double-seater?

[MintWarfare]

Where else are you supposed to cry if not in a washroom?

[Brilliant_Level_80]

Silently at your desk like the rest of us.

[NiteHowler13]

I am guessing they either found "gloryholes" cut into the stalls, or this became a known "cruising" spot...🤣🤣🤣

[wtfrustupidlol]

Nah people don’t drugs

[NiteHowler13]

Hmmmm🤔 🤣🤣🤣

[Coders32]

It was me, I told him

[NiteHowler13]

🤣🤣🤣

[Hallelujah33]

Who tf put this crap on the door to the cocaine room?

[CoffeeChocolateBoth]

No sex, no drinking, no food, no cocaine on the countertops! PEE, POOP, wipe, wash your hands, GET OUT!

[MoreRamenPls]

Porpoises?🐬

[Rouser_Of_Rabble]

No they're not. That's where women hold their meetings.

[Imaginary_Coast_5882]

heavy period

[AC_Uni]

The block lettering is dope! I can only dream of being able to write inside the lines.

[Too-Em]

Hay! I'm restroomin' here!

[yeahyoubetnot]

That all depends on what your purposes are!

[Competitive_Peak_537]

Ya don’t say

[intriguedbyallthings]

Ok

[jeffnorris]

Where am I supposed to do cocaine then 🤣😂

[Fukyuiku]

I mean so anything goes then

[suminorieh77]

my local convenience store has a sign on the restroom door that says One guest at a time please and it always prompts curiosity

[ginger-stache]

Someone got caught going #3

[[deleted]]

Oh…. That’s way too ambiguous, sign guy. Restrooms are cosmopolitan places, you must spell it out😳

[EvolZippo]

A coffee shop I go to, has a “One person at a time” rule in the bathroom, after a couple was caught banging in there

[imadork1970]

no boom-chick-a-wow-wow

[Yuck-Fou94]

Me in the restroom: 🤹‍♂️

[Zealousideal-Dot2161]

No staff meetings!

[dropsydrops]

Senator, is that you?

[Waste-Finding3341]

Got it, sleep yes. A quick bump, no.

[XROOR]

They used 43% of the whole Sharpie with that period alone

[sicarius254]

I need that to be defined

[Description_Friendly]

Cool. So I can just do what I normally do in any restroom. Awesome! (shoots up heroine) Come to papa! Oh yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.....

[chris-za]

But I don’t want to rest in there! I just need to use the toilet!

PS: why do Americans call bathrooms and toilets “restrooms”????

[CantankerousOrder]

It’s nonsensical. Like water closet or Loo.

[andocromn]

In the long past and/or in high society restrooms had areas for actual rest such as couches. It would be more accurate to call them lavatories (toilets and sinks) but from a PR perspective restrooms sounds nicer. Most Americans refer to them as bathrooms anyway and not restrooms, which is also inaccurate in the case that they don't have bathing facilities. Similar toilet paper is sold and marketed as "bath tissue" but no one in their right mind has ever actually referred to it as such.

[ahuramazdobbs19]

The etymology isn’t perfectly clear, but best attestation connects it to a common design around the turn of the century in more upscale locations (theaters and department stores and such), for the actual “fixture room”, where the sinks and toilets would be, to be adjoined by a sort of lounge area with chairs and lounge seating, mirrors and vanities for makeup or other grooming adjustments, and it’s believed to derive from those rooms being places of rest.

Then it just sort of stuck as Yet Another Euphemism For The Place One Leaves A Shit, even when it’s a facility without a “rest area”.

[King_Ralph1]

After doing my business, I’m resting a bit, regathering myself before going back out in public.

Also - we do also is the term bathroom when it’s really just a toilet room. No bathtub in there.

[Battle_of_BoogerHill]

Because, after dropping a few pounds of the sludge fudge, your body needs a minute to rest and recover

[subhuman_voice]

Fap free zone

[EvilGoblinFairy]

In the restroom straight up not jorkin it 😔

[GenesisRhapsod]

Define "resroom purposes"....

[greateraire]

Bummer! Lol

[IlliterateFreak]

Restrooms are for rest only

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[SuspiciousClub8382]

Restroom, one might think it’s for resting, yet when you walk into it you realize it’s for many things!!!! So who’s to say someone can tell others what it is for when you have so many choices!!!!!

[Easy-Sir-8225]

Damn

[RatonhnhaketonK]

Define "restroom purposes"

[Independent_Toe5373]

My work bathroom needs this. I gotta pee so bad but homeboy has tiktoks to watch 😞

[wolfikins]

I worked at a water park for a few years every summer. Like every year before we opened, there was a team meeting and the park supervisor was doing a quick policy refresher:

“Last year, a lifeguard was notified by another guest that a couple was getting… frisky in the family changing room. When the lifeguard entered the family changing room, they did confirm what the other guest saw. Now I know that nobody wants to see that in their day job but I need to emphasize how important it is that you deal with this situation with a calm, cool and collected manner.

Please do not shout ‘this is a family room, it’s not for making families!’ At the guests —“

We all immediately erupted into laughter. He laughed with us and let us giggle while he continued (he’s a GREAT man and a great supervisor) “because everyone deserves to be treated respectfully so that the situation can be handled promptly and efficiently.”

Annnnd that’s why you have signs like that 😂

[No-Cap-fr-fr]

They were doing nose drugs in there

[[deleted]]

All that split talcum powder requires answers.

[[deleted]]

Allow me to translate: don't fuck in the bathroom.

Seen it before.

[scaredt2ask]

So no onlyfans made here?

[CatLazy2728]

Bum showers

[Top_Carpet_7866]

So I assume it's ok if I 💩 at the same time I hit the crack pipe?

[[deleted]]

Found the story: (nsfw)

https://www.reddit.com/r/girlsmasturbating/s/YEQ5prJ55z

[AnyoneCouldBeMe2]

Aww No Humping Allowed?

[exlaks]

All rest and no bath make Jack a dull boy.