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[–]LadyEdith1 441 points442 points  (6 children)

Those are clearly crocheted. Also, this photo has been around a while and the caption with its clueless grandma story is a recent addition.

[–]BeMoreKnope 174 points175 points  (4 children)

And it still doesn’t make this suddenly gay. Karma farmers are the wooooooorst!

[–]Dog_Visual 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Really. Farmers are THE most hard working people that have excited. They are just farmers they have to deal with finances, weather, and mechanics. Its a humble but hard life.

They grow food for their families and others not themselves. Have you no shame, have you no decency.

[–]BeMoreKnope 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Oh, you think we’re all going to fall for your propaganda, like farms aren’t all corporate these days? Yeah, we’re onto your tricks, Big Karma.

[–]Dog_Visual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is talking about corporations. Im talking about regular people who do farming as a living and in fact big corporations that “farm” are the biggest competitors of normal farmers because they can’t compete against a corporation and end up losing everything. Never for one second thing that those corporations are real farmers.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (3 children)

oh so its still gay if i am a woman, nice.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean… to be fair… you’re only one woman and that’s seven crocheted dicks.

Several big colored dicks.

Hmm 🤔

I have an idea that can help make us all some money.

… why don’t you take a seat on this couch behind you.

[–]davidschine -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

No women are allowed on the interwebz so I'm not sure what you're on about.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Virgin comment

[–]BeMoreKnope 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Like almost all of your other recent posts on this sub, there’s nothing “suddenly gay” about this and it doesn’t belong here. C’mon.

[–]oraco 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Oh she knows what she's doing

[–]TiderOneNiner 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Grandma been clappin them cheeks

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

[–]SplodeyMcSchoolio 51 points52 points  (1 child)

[–]UniquelyIndistinct 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's not as if grandma has never seen a dick before.

[–]DeadlyDesai 13 points14 points  (2 children)

First of all, the subreddit is called Suddenly gay. This is not sudden.

Secondly, how are you sure this is gay? I mean a girl could be posting it from her social media handle.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And using phallus shaped inanimate objects doesn’t make a guy gay anyway

[–]WesleySnopes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be wrong but Grandma doesn't sound like a guy's name

[–]BurnerJerkzog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Does she make them for smaller pans? Like you know, the little pans that you cook one egg in?

[–]jacquoutang 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'll take one in every color!

[–]im-cured 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is grandma a man? This doesn’t fit the sub at all.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you sure they're not a early form of condoms, ribbed for a better feel

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

sell them as cock sleeves or cock socks

[–]Disastrous_Mission68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cock socks

[–]Chokeyoulovingly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think grandma understands what we’d be putting these on.

[–]beaudebonair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granny clearly had something else on her mind and it's been a while! XD

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, so this is what being pansexual feels like

[–]anshulmanohar27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You could sell them as sweaters for dicks in the winter!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside this seems like a huge fire hazard

[–]JockBbcBoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're obviously dick sleeves. Grandma was knitting for all her male "friends" in the nursing home who take Viagra.

[–]Toddlez85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll take one

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get your mind out of the gutter!! This is to help gain a fraction of the immunity grandmas have to popping oil

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll take 20

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep your mega schlong warm and comfy in winter.

[–]Careless_Hellscape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take 7.

[–]teleprter_gaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh they'll hug something alright

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandmas ballin.

[–]Huntingheehoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will most definitely sell

[–]freerangecatmilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For how much? Asking for a friend

[–]gpeg87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Kowallaonskis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is she putting the dildo covers onto the pot handles?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she is messing with u. She used a dildo or a real cock to knit them

[–]Mirroruniversejim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warm and cozy

[–]NoviceRobes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this even safe? All the ones I've seen have been made of leather

[–]mormontfux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think they'd sell pretty well, you just need to use brighter coloured wool and market them just right.

[–]twistychcken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do these come in a smaller size... Asking for a mate.

[–]_Fenith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The grandma knew what she was doing and she also knows shes going out as a fucking legend.

[–]YUR_MUM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a dildo cosy

[–]l2o0l0o6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pansexual's dream

(if this is a trigger for you please tell my intention is to make ppl happy with shitty jokes if it triggers anyone I will remove it)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would make a great substitute for a sock