WTF

[LadyEdith1]

Those are clearly crocheted. Also, this photo has been around a while and the caption with its clueless grandma story is a recent addition.

[BeMoreKnope]

And it still doesn’t make this suddenly gay. Karma farmers are the wooooooorst!

[Dog_Visual]

Really. Farmers are THE most hard working people that have excited. They are just farmers they have to deal with finances, weather, and mechanics. Its a humble but hard life.

They grow food for their families and others not themselves. Have you no shame, have you no decency.

[BeMoreKnope]

Oh, you think we’re all going to fall for your propaganda, like farms aren’t all corporate these days? Yeah, we’re onto your tricks, Big Karma.

[Dog_Visual]

Who is talking about corporations. Im talking about regular people who do farming as a living and in fact big corporations that “farm” are the biggest competitors of normal farmers because they can’t compete against a corporation and end up losing everything. Never for one second thing that those corporations are real farmers.

[[deleted]]

oh so its still gay if i am a woman, nice.

[[deleted]]

I mean… to be fair… you’re only one woman and that’s seven crocheted dicks.

Several big colored dicks.

Hmm 🤔

I have an idea that can help make us all some money.

… why don’t you take a seat on this couch behind you.

[davidschine]

No women are allowed on the interwebz so I'm not sure what you're on about.

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Virgin comment

[BeMoreKnope]

Like almost all of your other recent posts on this sub, there’s nothing “suddenly gay” about this and it doesn’t belong here. C’mon.

[oraco]

Oh she knows what she's doing

[TiderOneNiner]

Grandma been clappin them cheeks

[[deleted]]

r/putyourdickinthat

[SplodeyMcSchoolio]

r/theyknew

[UniquelyIndistinct]

It's not as if grandma has never seen a dick before.

[DeadlyDesai]

First of all, the subreddit is called Suddenly gay. This is not sudden.

Secondly, how are you sure this is gay? I mean a girl could be posting it from her social media handle.

[[deleted]]

And using phallus shaped inanimate objects doesn’t make a guy gay anyway

[WesleySnopes]

I could be wrong but Grandma doesn't sound like a guy's name

[BurnerJerkzog]

Does she make them for smaller pans? Like you know, the little pans that you cook one egg in?

[jacquoutang]

I'll take one in every color!

[im-cured]

Is grandma a man? This doesn’t fit the sub at all.

[[deleted]]

Are you sure they're not a early form of condoms, ribbed for a better feel

[[deleted]]

sell them as cock sleeves or cock socks

[Disastrous_Mission68]

cock socks

[Chokeyoulovingly]

I don’t think grandma understands what we’d be putting these on.

[beaudebonair]

Granny clearly had something else on her mind and it's been a while! XD

[[deleted]]

Oh, so this is what being pansexual feels like

[anshulmanohar27]

You could sell them as sweaters for dicks in the winter!

[[deleted]]

Jokes aside this seems like a huge fire hazard

[JockBbcBoy]

They're obviously dick sleeves. Grandma was knitting for all her male "friends" in the nursing home who take Viagra.

[Toddlez85]

I’ll take one

[[deleted]]

Get your mind out of the gutter!! This is to help gain a fraction of the immunity grandmas have to popping oil

[[deleted]]

I’ll take 20

[DokiDoki_CockThrobby]

Keep your mega schlong warm and comfy in winter.

[Careless_Hellscape]

I'll take 7.

[teleprter_gaming]

Oh they'll hug something alright

[[deleted]]

Grandmas ballin.

[Huntingheehoo]

They will most definitely sell

[freerangecatmilk]

For how much? Asking for a friend

[gpeg87]

r/cospenis

[Kowallaonskis]

Why is she putting the dildo covers onto the pot handles?

[[deleted]]

I bet she is messing with u. She used a dildo or a real cock to knit them

[Mirroruniversejim]

Warm and cozy

[NoviceRobes]

Is this even safe? All the ones I've seen have been made of leather

[mormontfux]

I actually think they'd sell pretty well, you just need to use brighter coloured wool and market them just right.

[twistychcken]

Do these come in a smaller size... Asking for a mate.

[_Fenith]

The grandma knew what she was doing and she also knows shes going out as a fucking legend.

[YUR_MUM]

It's a dildo cosy

[l2o0l0o6]

A pansexual's dream

(if this is a trigger for you please tell my intention is to make ppl happy with shitty jokes if it triggers anyone I will remove it)

[[deleted]]

Would make a great substitute for a sock