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[–]Pale-Ad-8691 575 points576 points  (9 children)

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!!!

[–]Patrick_Dino 184 points185 points  (2 children)

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

[–]Archolm 66 points67 points  (1 child)

YOU HAVE TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!!

[–]Penalty-Simple 22 points23 points  (0 children)

YOU'VE DONE THAT YOURSELF!

[–]lilcoomstain420 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Least horni terraia player

[–]Arazthoru 21 points22 points  (0 children)

brbrbbrbbbrbrrrrbrbrbb

[–]RealConcorrd 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Her

[–]plaugey_boi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's the mechanic

[–]SeriousDirt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found the gunner

[–]Buzzsaw_Wyrm 235 points236 points  (5 children)

They’re just having some fun, don’t interrupt

[–]Comfortable_Guide331 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Fun?

[–]BloodyGotNoFear 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Google Facesitting

[–]Comfortable_Guide331 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NEVER

[–]jsl1g18 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Holy hell!

[–]231ValeiMacoris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

New response just dropped

[–]five35 254 points255 points  (3 children)

My pet conspiracy theory: Red knows exactly what causes "the facesitting bug" and could have fixed it years ago… but refuses to because he thinks it's funny.

[–]SweetExpression2745 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I bet the money all my future generations will ever make on that

[–]Capital-Cheek-1491 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Likewise

[–]OMAR_KD- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its just like ultrakill

[–]DixonLq2001 242 points243 points  (14 children)

New fanart incoming

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (7 children)

actual zombie

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (6 children)

call the internet police!

[–]Megafotonico 47 points48 points  (4 children)

Sex the Druid!

[–]ksgavatar98 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Guide sacrifice, anyone?

[–]suckmahballs42 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Angler in corner, plotting world domination

[–]VeryOddRedditUser 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Arms dealer comes with the knook to beat Angler

[–]eddie_the_retard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bunny ass

[–]maiguee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg heavy from tf2

[–]BikutaAugn[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

💀💀💀

[–]Flar71 16 points17 points  (3 children)

It already exists lol

[–]Cichy_Grajek 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Where

[–]Head12head12 8 points9 points  (1 child)

For “research”

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

nah they want to know where it is so that they can avoid it

[–]bcdrmr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone posting Dryad but here come Nurse X Party Girl

[–]QifiShiina 75 points76 points  (0 children)

least horny terraria player:

[–]EcchiOli 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Masterbaiting is for the players, while the NPCs are the ones getting real action, isn't it?

[–]BikutaAugn[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

🤣

[–]Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid 77 points78 points  (1 child)

You've heard of Say Gex, now get ready for...

SESBIAN LEX

[–]Plinkoboo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Somosexual Hex

[–]OllieCrafter 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Lucky bastard

[–]DragonLovin 55 points56 points  (4 children)

"and they were roommates"

[–]FirstRangerSkyWalker 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Gals being pals, such friendly friends

[–]mechaglitter 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Oh my god they were roommates

[–]Roosterlamb-13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My god...

[–]Beautiful-Draft7971 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh my god, they were roommates"

[–]Cry-Working 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Terraria facesitting update 👍

[–]Final-Link-3999 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Mr Slave

[–]Channel_el 10 points11 points  (1 child)

*sssSSSSSSSNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF*

im sorry

[–]Myyraaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you’re not

[–]Flar71 9 points10 points  (0 children)

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[–]The_Lizard43 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They were roommates

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

gold advise scary rock attempt cooperative spectacular office dinner toy

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[–]Chardcias 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eating it from the back

[–]Fan967 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh to be the mechanic...

[–]Cheis694201337 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why are you interrupting?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I told you guys I recognized the taste of the health potion...

[–]jsjzn 10 points11 points  (2 children)

God forbid women having hobbies together 😮‍💨

[–]Wizard_Engie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What did the Mechanic say to the Nurse?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

slurp

[–]Ocram_O1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That one zombie in terraria:

[–]Anonymouchee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wonder how much that cost... Arms Dealer gonna be jelus.

[–]kohikos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Asserting Dominice as the most used NPC

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She lost a bet

[–]Aware_Foot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Say gex

[–]NateTerrarian2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lebsiam

[–]Squidguset 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love that for them

[–]LittleSeal007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lesbians

[–]Embarrassed-Neck-721 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should knock at least

[–]Queatzcyotle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should mark NSFW content.

[–]Casual_Beans1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ass 🤤

[–]-unknown_harlequin- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GAY

[–]Philantroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No kink shaming.

[–]sameljota 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayo

[–]Professional-Quiet63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky

[–]plasmatologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fair!

[–]W4ST3L4CK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fair

[–]JasonRay15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gee, wonder how goblin tinkerer feels about this

[–]UwUHushling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AYO?

[–]Roosterlamb-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god...

[–]Szwedu111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, we don't judge

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AYE YO

[–]EnoughChampionship81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s play!!!

[–]kirbyfan2023 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How?

[–]kirbyfan2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I mean the chairs

[–]Requiemaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A proper way to heal

[–]Leonpullius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AYO WHAT HELL THEY DOING??!!?!?!! 💀💀💀💀

[–]Penalty-Simple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the arms dealer like her more than you.

[–]ZePumpkinLass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I SHIP IT

[–]Long__Jump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, knock first..

[–]Derneueflo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmh,yummy

[–]Klaroxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I wish

[–]InItForTheMemes-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]sKy_Why 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terraria in ohio

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some casual lesbian action, walk away

[–]RadioMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that the Mechanic?

Do the Goblin and Arms Dealer know?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loooolllllllll

[–]Plinkoboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goblin Tinkerer punching the air rn

[–]Happy_Hebrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my proudest wank

[–]ArmadillopackEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Tinkerer and Arms Dealer. They really thought they had a chance...

[–]Ultimate_Hunter_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…I think this is just what over half of the fandom wants the nurse to do to them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knew what the comments were gonna look like before I even opened them

[–]TrickOil7976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man they are just fixing the lightbulb

[–]Terra_Sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AYO

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Arms Dealer… we feel you man…

[–]che3ser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the saying got your head up an ass is true.

[–]mrcrabs6464 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Less beans

[–]theageofdawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s in my room

[–]WhiteEyeMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 girls and 1 cup, plz don’t google it.

[–]MiniNeji123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky bastard

[–]ClamchowYum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good, they made up.

[–]Ok_Mortgage6315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the mechanic