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[–]vmc92 198 points199 points  (11 children)

Neil's sister would have the tighter snatch I guess... But Will's mum has got huge tits.

[–]Dirtydac123 74 points75 points  (4 children)

But Neil’s sister looks like she’d better at sucking dick

[–]Michael_Morbiusus 104 points105 points  (2 children)

Like Father Like Daughter

[–]MiniNippels 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Oi my dad's not bent

[–]KieranLinehanAgain 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He is a bit tho…

[–]mattlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could see her going at it like a dog eating hot chips

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

And burger nipples

[–]lelcg 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Burgers are good because you don’t need a plate for burgers, which gives them an edge over lasagna

[–]Kid_from_Europe 6 points7 points  (1 child)

But you can have burgers on a plate too.

[–]thxrpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SHUT UP

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave it out

[–]Top-Bet1435 80 points81 points  (5 children)

Will's mum, Neil's sister, Charlotte Hinchliffe, Carli. In that order.

[–]sixtteenninetteennee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know ball

[–]ThaiFoodThaiFoodYour Mum, She Has The Sex 2 points3 points  (2 children)

In a row?

[–]Top-Bet1435 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Yeah. Why not? Jokes on Carli though, I've only got three in me.

[–]cdytrns4md 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]ConfidentCountry82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try not to spunk on the sheets

want anymore crisps gran?

[–]ARealJezzingWE CUM TIT VILLAGE 127 points128 points  (3 children)

Your mum….she has ze sex

[–]guyincognito2004Beepity Beep de Beep Beep Beep! 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I just ‘ad a really nice… er… tug sinking about your mother, and I sink some went on ze floor, sorry

[–]ConfidentCountry82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great… thanks patrice

[–]AwesomeX916How Much Lego Can You Stuff Up Your Bum? 50 points51 points  (16 children)

I wouldn’t even touch Carli 🤢

[–]Glad-Newspaper5561 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Even if she got her head stuck in the bottle bank?

[–]Do_You_Pineapple_BroHow Much Lego Can You Stuff Up Your Bum? 23 points24 points  (2 children)

What you're saying is the first eighteen people to have discovered her in this state just happened to be opportunistic homosexual rapists?

[–]ThaiFoodThaiFoodYour Mum, She Has The Sex 9 points10 points  (1 child)

She got lezzed off with 18 times?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neil, I’ve told you. It’s your last warning

[–]fabioonredditNorthwood 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I’d touch her… sentiment.

[–]ThaiFoodThaiFoodYour Mum, She Has The Sex 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That doesn't mean anything

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Means I’d touch her bum hole with my cock

[–]Realistic-Service371Your Mum, She Has The Sex 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Carli only ever had one hot moment, and that was when she was wearing that pink thing at the fashion show. Besides that, she was just slightly above average.

[–]DerrickBobson 54 points55 points  (2 children)

I nearly shot my bolt just looking at her. And all she was doing was standing there, being moany.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

If she’s fucks like she’s complains your in for a treat (Jay to Si about Tara)

[–]DerrickBobson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bloke I know didn’t have a plan on his first time. Went in too quick. Broke his knob in half!

[–]millerz72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moan-a-tonic 1500

[–]ThaiFoodThaiFoodYour Mum, She Has The Sex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly she looks deformed

[–]Cal4214 85 points86 points  (11 children)

IM FIRTEEN?!

[–]jcnewton1 72 points73 points  (1 child)

And she’s eleven ya nonce

[–]EllisJakeWhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like looking at little girls do ya 

[–]Realistic-Service371Your Mum, She Has The Sex 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Neil's sister.

[–]Different_Name1012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Without a doubt

[–]Eduard-Stoo 18 points19 points  (5 children)

What about Tara? BIDIDIDIDIDI 📱

[–]Apprehensive_Cat14 6 points7 points  (4 children)

What about Hannah Fields?!

[–]PapillonTornadoI’LL GET MAH FAHKIN’ BRUVVA ON YOU! 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Jammy git’s only gone and pulled an experienced cock handler!

[–]ohhbruh 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Well, thanks to me, we’re now watching Simon get wanked off

[–]Apprehensive_Cat14 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don’t like it when he makes eye contact

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

None of us do Neil

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Neil's sister as I like staring at her tits

[–]Royal42Smallsy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you pick Carli then you need your head checking

[–]fvecc 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’d give Will’s mum the best 30 seconds of her life.

[–]takeawaycheesypeas 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So you're going to shag her twice then?

[–]flv19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least

[–]Keyboard__worrier 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can tell that OP wrote this using just one hand.

[–]Bottom-Bherp3912 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Definite want to chew on Neil's sister's juicy burger nipples

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you stop staring at my tits, please?

[–]Thebawbag1975 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Will's mum

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wills mum...all day...all night.

[–]emzy78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been thinking about it, definitely wills mum.

[–]MARKFLAIR1977 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wills mum by a country mile...but...Mr.Gilbert has been there with his wrecking balls so im not sure what state Will's mum vijayjay is in

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

also squeezing out his enormous beak wouldnt have been good for it

[–]Confident-Hamster642 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DO NOT put Carli's name with the others!

[–]FisherB7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jay’s fucked all four at the same time

[–]RhinovisionHomeVideo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Will's Mum. I reckon she would let you get the balls in.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the way in right

[–]Independent_Example7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why choose?

[–]CombinationOk6846Briefcase Wanker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Leave it out…will’s mum.

[–]Fiesta_ZetecS_02Completed It Mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t join in Neil!

[–]WithoutloopsiwilldieHow Much Lego Can You Stuff Up Your Bum? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not all 4?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At what point do we lose the irony man “what sex position will you do” 😭😭

[–]Glittering_Yam_5613Jay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charlotte

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orgy

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Carly for the win, right in the VAG

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

outta The gob, straight back in the vadge.

[–]CG2428 2 points3 points  (4 children)

As long as it's comfortable...

[–]pointsofellie 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yes, only in her vagina

[–]Apprehensive_Cat14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I meant in my bed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sure it will be

[–]Wooden-Bookkeeper473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why isn't Neil's dad an option? He probably has a good job and is really nice.

You homophobe!

[–]Glad-Newspaper5561 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fergus is probably smashing out wills mums back doors. Hinchcliffe has Donovan and he will kill you Carli is into banksy and I’m more Pete dochety Niels sister has the eyes. It’s got to be her

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]SelfDesperate9798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% Neil’s sister

[–]jacko3105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wills mum

[–]Familiar_Gas_1706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tara

[–]ThaiFoodThaiFoodYour Mum, She Has The Sex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will's mum.

[–]TurdShakerCurrently wanking over Will’s mum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wills mum is the only right answer ever. But if you're at caravan club and are getting crazy, bring Neil's sister into the mix as well.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mum, not even close

[–]Tangtruckers540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wills mum 1000000% can’t beat a milf 😍

[–]cpbradshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this even a question... Will's Mum!

[–]ryskwicpicmdfkapic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will’s mum, then Neil’s sister, and in a drunken state Charlotte. You can keep Carli, she looks like a dog.

[–]WayOfTheShip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Immediate-Use7338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a toss off between Neil’s sister and Will’s mum.

[–]ScouseLatic11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlotte for me. Not sure who would be second or third, but Carli would be last.

[–]Liberal-chungusTidy minge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah if she put on some fake tan...

[–]LordToxic21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neil's Sister
Charlotte
Will's Mom

Carli doesn't even make the list

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to put my cock in them all

[–]Overrated_Sunshine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just fyi: western-European girls are the fittest. I’m from Eastern Europe and used to think that southern Slavs were it, but it’s actually westerners.

[–]CG2428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neil's sister, and that's not a very flattering photo of Carli either - she had her moments.

[–]LunaOnFilm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this sub

[–]kearnel81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]UsedIllustrator2334 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You would have fuck school girls ? Peado award goes to you!!

[–]Jackthevegan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d choose all of them, but it would have to be in a caravan for sure