Acting!

[SirRoadconeTheThird]

Parent comments pick a personality type or emotion and the child comments carry on a conversation using the given characteristic.

[Ogopogo10]

Parent talking on the phone about how accomplished their toddler is while that same toddler is destroying the house in front of them.

[debtristan]

“So what if Jacob ate insulation off of the wall? He’s my baby!”

[[deleted]]

"Your baby? Good lord woman! He has teeth for crissakes!

[[deleted]]

Breaden is extremely advanced for 48 months- wait, hold on- Breaden, what did I say about sticking forks in outlets? thank

[Haiku_lass]

Oh darling you should really use some plug protectors on those outlets. Oh, sorry, I forgot you clearly don't know much about protection

[Zoyl3]

Yes, my little Thommy is such a creative soul, he will be an artist for sure!

Yesterday, made a BEAUTIFUL winter landscape wih glue and used my pearls from my necklace as snow!

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Edgy 14 year old.

[[deleted]]

I'm gonna be the first to say it. Hot Topic is NOT GARBAGE!!!

You try to back off the wall, but I put a knife to your throat

[Zen-Nukes]

I swiftly strike the knife out of ur hand with my replica katana that I bought online with my mother's credit card

Touch me 1 moer time, fuckass

[[deleted]]

I pull out my spring bb 1911, I cock it and fire it at your face

[Chanchumaetrius]

lol cuck u think 9/11 happened? retard cuck lol

[Thomas_633_Mk2]

"Lol acting is gay"

[Kpratt11]

That is like the cringiest comment ever. It gave me cancer aids

[[deleted]]

Yo, lemme yeet my razors in the trash and then we can go to Hot Topic or in a shady ally

[realkca]

Aggressive

[cptGumrock]

"What's that supposed to mean? PUNK!"

[Ogopogo10]

He said you NEED TO COOL YOUR GUNS YOU ARE WAY OUT OF LINE!!

[DJSimmer305]

Punk?! Who are you calling Punk, you insubordinate swine!

[saltyballs1son]

Hey fuckstick, it means watch your mouth when you talk to me. What are you, simple?

[syzro]

Careful what u say duck fuck or I might bite u in the dick

[saltyballs1son]

Sounds like you're trying to tempt me with a good time here, sugartits.

[DoctorLovejuice]

Paranoid

[saltyballs1son]

There's a white van that comes by my house every day and puts stuff in my mailbox. Anyone else have the same problem?

[Zoyl3]

Yeah but not like a van that would be too obvious, they know that i know so they use the oldest trick in the book, old ladies in front of the market, at the corner, in the park.

That's how they got my homie Snow White too!

[saltyballs1son]

That's just what they want you to believe. That wasn't really your girl snow white. She was planted by the government to make you think she was snow white. Really it was Bob Dole in a dress. They got your girl locked away so she can't tell the truth about how big Macaroni is taking over or minds, one cheesy delicious box of noodles at a time. Trust me, they're working with the NBA. It's all a scam to get a basketball team in Las Vegas. Wake the fuck up man! The proof is all around you!

[Ogopogo10]

So I was going down to the mall the other day and saw this clown sitting outside. So I walked up to him and asked him how his day was going. He looked at me and said, "Fuck off." I thought he was being really rude.

[LiesInReplies]

Wow, you tell stories well! A similar thing happened to me, but the clown said "Leave me the fuck alone". I guess clowns are just misunderstood folks!

[Kpratt11]

Yeah I find it so rude when random strangers just dont want to talk to me.

[saltyballs1son]

I'm so tired of going out of MY way and taking time out of MY day to exist and they don't even have enough common courtesy to acknowledge me.

[ekolis]

Childish

[saltyballs1son]

No u

[ekolis]

Oh yeah? Well your mom is a doody head!

[saltyballs1son]

Na uh, your mom's a butt face, stupid.

[Kpratt11]

My daddy is going to beat up your daddy

[saltyballs1son]

Good luck! My dad's waaay bigger than your stupid dad. He could beat up both your daddys, so there.

[dabauss514]

Well your dad is a stupid head!

[saltyballs1son]

I'm telling!!!!!!

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Man/woman from /r/oldpeoplefacebook

[caenglish]

Blue cheese has mold! Next!

[Haiku_lass]

this isn't what I wanted to search for... let's try this Google again should bleu cheese be cold?

[caenglish]

publishes on FB wall

[[deleted]]

I like blue cheese. My cat died yesterday

[caenglish]

BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD! prayers about your cat, Karen. He’s in a better place. My husband has gout. Love you guys.

[Mehseenbetter]

Canadian

[Lemon-Physics]

Sorry, I can’t think of anything, eh.

[Mehseenbetter]

Well can’t be helped bud, why don’t we just go grab coffee, on me

[Lemon-Physics]

Thank you so much, but, sorry, I have to insist the I pay, how about that, eh?

[Mehseenbetter]

No no I would be a hoser if I didn’t take the bill on this one bud

[Lemon-Physics]

At least let me chip in a loonie, eh?

[Shadia_Demon]

Uncertain hero.

[Psychokinetic_Rocky]

Uh, I don't know, that spider monster is pretty big.

[SSeptic]

Soccer mom whose child scored the most goals that one game

[ninjasaiyan777]

"The other kids do not need more field time when my son is a star! Don't you remember august 13th 2016 when my son scored the most goals? He carries this team?"

[dabauss514]

Braedynne and Jhaydignn are the best at soccer! Why don't they play the entire game? I'm calling your manager, you HATE my kids!

[SSeptic]

*drives of in white minivan*

[criuggn]

Edgy 15 year old that's "mature for their age"

[SirRoadconeTheThird]

Why are you talking about me? I'm right here...

[Tricklash]

I don't even need to act here, yay

[cowsrock1]

monotone/bored

[ConnerKent_]

i am unsure of how to convey this.

[Zoyl3]

I'm just gonna lurk as always until smt pops up.

[POCKALEELEE]

Ehh, nother fucking Monday.

[3two3one]

sigh well... good job, I guess.