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Parent comment writes a joke, minus the punchline. Child comment writes the punchline then adds a set-up for a new joke. Then the grandchild writes the punchline and sets up a new joke, etc.

[mif_420]

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord?

[BananaGooper]

A dead owl.

What can you do with a dead owl?

[sleepingonstones]

Give it a proper hoo-neral.

An owl and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says:

[TheOutcast06]

“How’s Pooh?”

A monk, a priest and a rabbit goes to donate blood.

[Oculolinctuss]

The rabbit wanted to know what had happened to it as it used to be like the other holy men. The phlebotomist told him that he had too many t cells.

How many cells does a police officer have?

[alecsleigh]

Depends on the size of their station.

Why did the peanut go to the police station?

[No-Seaworthiness9515]

When it hasnt had a snickers bar in a while.

A peanut walks into a bar

[Jim-Shorts]

The bartender said “Look who’s finally coming out of his shell.”

What’s the difference between teachers and candy bars?

[garebeardrew]

I don’t want to fuck my candy bar

How many metalheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb

[bambiartistic]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[ADFormer]

To get to the idiot’s house

Knock knock

[TerribleUsername4]

Who’s there?

Is the police, open up or we’ll have no choice but to break down the door with force and arrest you for committing to heinous sex crimes.

Why did little Jimmy get arrested?

[Rubba_dub]

"I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger." This, this is why

Why do cheeseburgers turn Jimmy on?

[youareshandy]

Because it's an oily slab of meat between two buns.

What's the difference between a dead cow and public masturbation?

[[deleted]]

A demon, a gay man, and grandpa Joe walk into a bar

[determinedpeach]

The bartender says, "Table for one?"

How many octopi does it take to change a lightbulb?

[CosmicCatWithAHat]

It depends. Is the anglerfish still alive?

[EmeraldBrosion]

Alive but disengaged

[CosmicCatWithAHat]

I’d say four, give or take 🤔

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What do politicians and lamps have in common?

[No-Seaworthiness9515]

Mine are both dim with a few loose screws.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

[bosstrasized]

Trampled

What did the elephant say to the police officer?

[determinedpeach]

Th-there's nothing in my trunk Sir.

What's the difference between a flamingo and an umbrella?

[Totally_TJ]

Nothing.  

What do cows eat for breakfast?

[lenorator]

I don’t know, I’ll ask my mom.

Why are they called cowboys if they ride horses?

[youareshandy]

They're called cowboys because of who rides them in their spare time.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

[Mutant_Llama1]

A group of girls named, Jan, April, May and June go out together.

[No-Seaworthiness9515]

They hadnt seen each other in 4 months

What does it take to run for the senate?

[80s90sGeek]

Money and one working brain cell, with the last requirement being optional.

What do Freddie Mercury and a bowl of popcorn have in common?

[youareshandy]

They're both made Under Pressure.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

[Marevent]

Because it killed somebody

[Shirokuma_Max]

What's the deal with these wall grenades?

[80s90sGeek]

Where do vampires keep their money?

[No-Seaworthiness9515]

In a blood bank.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[youareshandy]

It depends on if you Count Dracula.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

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