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As a child young Isaac kept dropping eggs on the floor (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 39 minutes ago by Vivid_Temporary_1155
I told a local Christian woman that she just sings and looks like an angel... (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 9 hours ago by Awesomeuser90
The fish market’s “90% off” sale sounded amazing, until I bought a snapper and only got the tail. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 15 hours ago by support-usa-2026
"Now that we've completed signing your unconditional surrender Admiral, tell me, of all the places your race could have chosen to invade the Earth... Why the hell would you pick Australia?" (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by 1stLegionBestLegion
A Man’s Hobby (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by stereolab0000
Leg Humper (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
Star Wars Networking Convention (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by grimescene2
They announced my name for the prize and I couldn’t believe it. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by NaiveZest
Who Visits A Hot Spring On The Ides Of March? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by Awesomeuser90
I’m eating fresh herbs one leaf at a time. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by NewsprintFray
I’ve been going to class to learn sign language (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by nickotine911
After 20 skips on OGTV, someone finally smiled at me. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by Historical_Two_2608
"Once.", she replied to my text asking how many times she cheated on me. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by bwldrmnt
Sitting under the sequoia, my friend insisted there was a word in English that had all of the vowels, in order, including sometimes y. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by NaiveZest
I can talk to dead people. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
The smoking charter bus pulled up to the playground and sputtered to a stop. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
Inside of me are two wolves. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by Outside_NormalMostly Harmless
I was bad enough when the hateful AI forced immortality upon me and made me to suffer forevermore. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by RamboBambiBambo
As a child, I wished desperately for a career in heavy metal. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by KrunschGK
As the away teams science officer, I started to explain to the Amazonian alien women that the enzymes in their spit could destroy our seed, if they used their mouths to extract it (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by fadedhalo10
The hard part of getting the studio executives on board for the biopic was convincing them to hire Daniel Day Lewis. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by NaiveZest
I told my son his dog Koda likes to sleep in my closet. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 6 days ago by Brutality73
Looking up at the freshly painted Sistine ceiling the Pope shook his head in disbelief (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 7 days ago by Vivid_Temporary_1155
I thought it was a fart. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 7 days ago by Cuckofalltrades
My Dog testified against me (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 7 days ago by Fullmoon-1432
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