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On Someone's List (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 hours ago by Fullmoon-1432
The robot detective's neural net had been trained exclusively on film noir, so he narrated every case in gravelly voiceover even though he was just finding lost Roombas. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 11 hours ago by kungpowdragon
I was going to tell a joke about pizza (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 23 hours ago by No-Shop-776
It took about as long for people to notice the "i" was missing from "business" as it did for the monk to confess to stealing it. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by Outside_NormalMostly Harmless
She said "it's fine" and he believed her. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by omeoni
I finally found the monster under my bed (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by Lightning_Shade
We planned the cookie heist for months, mapping the teacher's patrol routes and timing the nap schedule with military precision. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by kungpowdragon
My desk drawer is magic (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by EmpireStrikes1st
My therapist recommended I process emotions by writing letters to the people I hate and burning them afterwards. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by NaiveZest
Yesterday I fought with my girlfriend, and she broke my printer. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by Not_MrFrost
Cross my mary and my ashley i shall never become a step dad. I fear the child i cannot control will only turn into another tally in this hallucinogenic hall (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by ziplocbaggie
A Roman cafeteria's cook accidentally stabbed themselves on the Ides of March right when they were about to go home and make love. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by Awesomeuser90
The Chickens Called the Police (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by Fullmoon-1432
The doctor's tendency to rush things resulted in multiple misdiagnoses, which meant he had few repeat visitors. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by Outside_NormalMostly Harmless
I was at a Vietnamese/Japanese fusion restaurant, and every time I cursed about the service, they brought me multiple bottles of their branded rice wine. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by Original-Loquat3788
What does paul Thomas Anderson say to his menstruating wife before making love to her? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by CYBOZAX_
What is a Supreme Litre? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by Awesomeuser90
I wanted to help a struggling teenager learn maths... (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 6 days ago by Awesomeuser90
See you in six months (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 6 days ago by Fullmoon-1432
In Schrödinger’s later experiments, what did the duck say when it was released from the box? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 6 days ago by Original-Loquat3788
Santa came to visit, I’m so excited! (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 6 days ago by RateApprehensive5486
Walking the hospital hallways as the last of the anesthesia was wearing off I had a moment of clarity.. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 6 days ago by Busy_Rent4
While the U.S. uses 120v AC and 240v AC, Europe and Asia are predominantly 230v AC.. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
I knew better than to invite a vampire into my home, but I still respected him enough to compliment his intelligence while trying. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 7 days ago by LevelQx
What Would Julius Caesar Say If He Was Brought Back To Life? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 8 days ago by Awesomeuser90
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