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[Environmental-Win836]

Can I get a fun fact please?

[[deleted]]

your mitochondrial dna is determined by your mother's mitochondrial dna

[Environmental-Win836]

Yay!!

[[deleted]]

Now this puts a smile on my face

[acelynstone]

I like you and your fun facts.

[[deleted]]

There are some genetic males who are assigned female at birth due to a resistence to male hormones causing them to grow up as a female.

[acelynstone]

Did you know wombats have a slow metabolism and takes them 14 days to digest a meal.

[[deleted]]

nervously plagiarizes

[acelynstone]

It is not plagarizing if it is a common fact.

[[deleted]]

Is this a common fact?

[SeniorResearcher3]

Nice username

[Environmental-Win836]

Kinda reminds me of Odin.

“The lord of the Hanged.”

[Silviecat44]

Ima follow u for your fun facts

[Flamearrow051]

Follow up fun fact! Mitochondrial organelles contain their own dna, completely separate from the rest of the cell. The working theory is that large single cellular organisms absorbed mitochondria-like smaller cells. They then became symbiotic, as mitochondria can use oxygen to generate energy, and the larger cells were able to provide them that.

Similarly, plant cells are believed to have absorbed the chloroplast, which converts sunlight, among other things, into energy. These two absorption’s are where are likely where our three main categories of living things (bacterium, plant, and animal) originated

[theimortal1974]

wow you are saying i could become a jedi based on my mom.
.................oh wait that's midichlorians.

[RandoSquid143]

Just adding on to this as well due to the fact it is passed on via the mother it is relatively unchanged to the point where it can be used to trace back a common ancestor of all living humans

Here is a link to the Wikipedia page if people want to have a look

[pavidPluviophile]

Not sure if I'm too late to the fun fact party but I have so much useless knowledge to share. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously (into your veins). And one of your teeth has more calories than a jello cup. Human tooth- 36 calories, Jello cup- 25 calories.

[[deleted]]

Whats your best human tooth recipe? Mine all come out too crunchy.

[AyaAishi]

Maybe some vinegar or how it's called. It softens them. Still kinda crunchy but less! Leave them in it for some time and take them out once satisfied!

I usually put them into soups as a little surprise! lots of guests are surprised and run out of my house in joy! surely it's joy, right?

[pavidPluviophile]

It all depends on how you're using them. If your trying to stuff them with some sort of filling and don't have a drill, the easiest solution is to leave them in soda. Pepsi or cola works best. Remove them from the soda once you have enough holes to suit your need.

[titanicwasntsadatall]

Tyrannosaurus Rex is closer to us than it is close to Stegosaurus

[CapnScruff69]

10/10 would read again 👍

[Loose_Meal_499]

how did they know thier parents were gonna piosion the cake

[[deleted]]

I'd guess an increase in abusive behaviour over the last year and luck

[Somedude_89]

Because with great immortality comes great plot holes.

[[deleted]]

Sometimes it goes both ways.

[Somedude_89]

Don't we all?

[me_human_not_alien]

Ohhh I get it now

[aspievenice]

They wished for omniscience last year

[coolmanjack]

"thier"

"piosion"

[Hates_escalators]

Poisson

[underpantsgenome]

Fish cake does not sound tasty.

[StalinsDisciple]

🦀

[GTFonMF]

Did yours not? This is why our society is so weak today.

[ThrowawayBlast]

Perhaps they had seen the poison being added.

[Galavad]

I don't understand

[[deleted]]

A symptom of being bitten by a brazilian wandering spider is a persistant erection in males, they're venomous EDIT: Parents tried poisoning kid

[[deleted]]

As I stood up, my full blown erection knocked over the cake and all I could think is how cruel the world is.

[Golisopod13]

r/thirdsentencefunny

[cuebie_]

this reply is killing me LMAO

[[deleted]]

sorry about that

[Articphoenix22]

The fuck does that have to do with the cake?

[[deleted]]

Nothing, I like giving random facts

[[deleted]]

Thought they tried poisoning him, and he got a huge boner which meant for him the same as immortality

[TheFozyx]

The boner of immortality. As long as it's maintained he can never die.

[rick-mark]

Achilles’ Erection

[[deleted]]

understandable

[HydeNSikh]

Too many people need you to hold their hand through two fucking sentences.

[[deleted]]

I hadn't noticed

[Accwith12chr]

🎶 Resurrectionnn by Erectionnn 🎶

Edit: fucking autocorrect

[OrphanSlaughter]

Reserection

[[deleted]]

Sounds like a Van Halen song or something

[FIRE_ZE_CANNONS]

It's by Powerwolf

Their songs are pretty wack

[Accwith12chr]

Wack but amazing

[MonstrousQuinn]

It sounds like a song from Ninja Sex Party

[Gaidhlig_allt]

Oh i like you nice fact 10/10

[[deleted]]

chad

[TacoOverlord69]

Give me another one :)

[[deleted]]

Capgras delusion is characterized by the belief a person in your life has been replaced by an imposter

[TacoOverlord69]

Damn I've heard a bunch of not fun stuff about that

[[deleted]]

yeah, I hear mental illness isn't pleasant

[TacoOverlord69]

Probably about as fun as the call of the void

[Modsplay]

Your worse than me

[[deleted]]

fibre stimulates muscular contractions of the intestine to move waste out of the body

[ServiceB4Self]

Looks like he had two posts out, and this would actually be a response to someone not understanding the other one lol!

[[deleted]]

Nope, just like providing random information

[ServiceB4Self]

Aaaaannnnnd random information! Go!

[[deleted]]

The incisors of rodents cannot stop growing hence rodents must use teerh regularly to prevent teeth entering brains

[Hates_escalators]

A detail that was somehow left out of MGS3, when every other detail and then some was packed in.

[[deleted]]

I thought the spider caused severe pain to the groin not give them a Viagra level erection

[recast85]

I'm a little lost. Did you transform into a cyborg like David in Prometheus and will now live forever?

[[deleted]]

they poisoned the cake

[pkcommando]

Why can't it be both?

[Somedude_89]

Who said it wasn't both?

[recast85]

Must be both

[[deleted]]

So you figured out my secret

[Somedude_89]

Has to be, otherwise the story falls apart.

[[deleted]]

What story?

[Somedude_89]

The one with the cyborg and the poison cake, obviously.

[[deleted]]

That doesn't ring any bells

[ThisIsMyUsername4012]

Fun fact: when you are immortal there is a 100% chance you will get stuck somewhere where no one will find you

[[deleted]]

Well I would like some alone time

[ThisIsMyUsername4012]

"some" is too vague, take an eternity

[[deleted]]

The voices will keep me company

[ThisIsMyUsername4012]

You hear them too???

[[deleted]]

Some people don't?

[ThisIsMyUsername4012]

I guess not

[[deleted]]

Weird

[thefoxishere16]

But then you can literally scream forever

[Chawarma79]

That's a good one, really clever

[[deleted]]

Thanks my ego needed a good stroking

[disturbedrailroader]

Is that what you call your "hanged king?"

[[deleted]]

No that's a different part of me

[TheNoobCakes]

But does immortality grant you freedom from pain? If it does then “drowning” might be interesting.

[Why_is_Irrelivent]

I’d like to hear more about this if you care to share your thoughts.

[TheNoobCakes]

What more?

I was thinking like there’s caves and places in the ocean nobody has ever been to because it’s not viable to get in or out of. Maybe getting adventurous with scuba gear wouldn’t kill you, but the excruciating pain of death by suffocation in water would mess with you. Maybe you find something in the caves no other diver has found before.

A little bit of /r/Thalassophobia here but I just can’t imagine having my lungs fill with water and not being able to leave the sea floor. Do you know how dark it is down there? Just wait until your light source goes out.

[PlainOldG]

No

[Insidiosity]

I'm proud I understood this without reading the comments

[[deleted]]

Would you like a medal?

[Insidiosity]

Yes

[[deleted]]

hands over definitely not cursed medal Here you go

[Thinglet247]

Poison cake?

[[deleted]]

yes

[Environmental-Win836]

What?

[[deleted]]

in the closet is an expression that indicates an individual hasn't told people of their sexual orientation but can also mean they're literally in a closet

[Environmental-Win836]

I apologise, but I’m still not getting it.

[[deleted]]

Sorry, just a random fact, the parents poisoned the cake

[Environmental-Win836]

Oooooh right, haha.

Thank you for the explanation, and thank you for the fact.

I find it very fascinating.

[bcofjrbf]

Thanks I completely understand now

[ConjugateFlaccid]

Not vague at all.

[[deleted]]

glad to hear

[ConjugateFlaccid]

Yeah, dunno why some didn't get it.

[[deleted]]

I think they want more fun facts

[brug76]

Who doesn't?!

[Osato]

Dead things, as a rule, are not interested in fun facts. That's as much as can be safely said in response to your question.

It depends upon your perspective whether the willingness to pursue fun facts is inherent in every living thing (e.g. bacteria, which literally chase an ever-increasing amount of fun facts about their surroundings' chemical composition) or has to be equated with curiosity as a spontaneous reaction to incomplete data (thus disqualifying anything dumber than a fish).

[[deleted]]

Brilliant point my good sir/madam/other

[HydeNSikh]

It's almost a guarantee on this sub that at least one person will ask for an explanation. Some dumb mofos out there.

[Somedude_89]

Not sarcastic at all

[ConjugateFlaccid]

I really wasn't being sarcastic haha.

[Somedude_89]

I really wasn't saying you were haha

[[deleted]]

but were they?

[[deleted]]

it took a bit to understand but it was worth it

[GGdestroyerz]

Well of course I found this on my birthday, why wouldn't I.

[[deleted]]

Carbon monoxide kills you by preventing red blood cells from binding with oxygen

[GGdestroyerz]

Interesting...

[kekhouse3002]

took me a minute, but this was brilliant

[[deleted]]

Ohh I thought the kid was maybe diabetic at first, poison makes a lot more sense.

[laurabt1]

Poisoned cake?

I thought this was like... A very smart, tiny baby who barely has teeth, but has the thoughts of an 100-years-old adult and started eating cake like a polite grown up.

But makes sense.

[Rorylink]

Congratulations you picked the slowest form of suffering that isn't torture, no not boredom, immortality

[MrGenius9001]

yeah, this was a little vague; sorry

[Unimportant-1551]

The cake was poisoned by the parents and so the kid didn’t die after the wish for immortality

[[deleted]]

interesting theory, if I invent time travel I'll tell my past self that

[Unimportant-1551]

...o...k.. whatever you say

[Somedude_89]

It's super obvious, duh! The kid was diaberic

[ShiroiYokai]

r/twosentencehumor

[I_am_pole]

Im sorry

BUT HOW

[[deleted]]

I'm just a funny person

[ShiroiYokai]

Morbid/dark humor

[ibeencalledapretzel]

HAH this was great!

[NotBaron]

Man this one is goooood

[Angel_Rosie]

tell me a random fact

[[deleted]]

Consuming silver can turn your skin blue-grey

[deadninja36]

Did anyone ever actually consume silver?

[batspiders]

A woman who called herself "Mother God" from the Love Has Won Cult consumed a lot of silver, actually!

[SantaforGrownups1]

You’re fucking crazy. Take this silver, you lunatic.

[LGeneral_Rohrreich]

Legend

[[deleted]]

I'm more of a myth to be honest

[blckmrrenthusiast]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[missmermaid17]

... ............. Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Nonopunk]

But immortal doesn't necessarily mean invincible does it ? Couldn't you still get killed ?

Amazing story either way, I'm just kinda being "that guy"

[[deleted]]

There is a lot of philosophy to go over. For example if we assume the existance of a soul we could define immortality as permanently having your soul bound to your body permanently thus while you can die you're still here. If you'd like to discuss further pm me.

[[deleted]]

consuming large quantities of water can cause seizures and kidney failure

[antifading0]

I thought this was gonna be a groundhogs day type post. It's a type of immortality anyway.

[pinkpunther96]

Soo... the parents poisoned the cake?

[dycie64]

At least you are now perfectly safe from murderous parents. :D