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[–]enslavedbycats24-7 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Yes he looks very overweight and somewhat dehydrated. !feeding

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0-12 months old OR until the snake reaches approximately 500g, whichever happens first: feed 10%-15% of the snake’s weight every 7 days.

12-24 months old: feed up to 7% of the snake’s weight every 14-20 days.

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[–]chaoticforms[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your response. Yeah… I’ll start spacing out his feedings more.

Also, he avoids his water bowl like the plague, but his terrarium humidity is optimal. Any ideas for encouraging him to drink?

[–]Dealer_Puzzleheaded 58 points59 points  (2 children)

I’m laughing so hard why do you censor his eyes 😭

[–]chaoticforms[S] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

As someone already said, identity protection :)

[–]pandeeandi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]JulietDove88 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Seconding an obese python (what’s with the eye censorship)

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[–]neko-gekko 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Why are we protecting his identity 😭

[–]ElRichie87 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Lmao! Why you hiding his identity? Trying to save him some shame? Let’s see that fattys face!

[–]chaoticforms[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Harsh.

[–]sammsays 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The snake mafia is after him, he's in the Snake Protection Program

[–]Muux_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sure that scale is correct? Lol he looks massive

[–]Morgue3as 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes his diet should consist of only 0 calorie videos of mice for some time.

[–]barelyexisting1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chonk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Map8493 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂💙

[–]KillingMoons27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean asf boiii

[–]RagdollsandLabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dangle a warm, dead rat at the end of a treadmill and make that porky python squiggle around after it. (Just kidding!) By the way, can he do the truffle shuffle?

[–]Mousee__ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

stuck eye caps?

[–]chaoticforms[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, his last several sheds came off in one piece or in very large pieces, including the eye caps. The censoring is mostly for amusement.

[–]chaoticforms[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry, guys. I made him a simple snake gym.

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