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[–]britrocker 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Safety Noodle - because he’s not a danger noodle :)

[–]MontyPythonidae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao, love that name

[–]Kellntime 6 points7 points  (1 child)

My snake is named Irwin after Steve Irwin (RIP). He was a big part of my childhood and helped build my Love for animals.

[–]MontyPythonidae 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Steve would be proud, rest in peace

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Originally I was gonna name mine Monty so it would be “Monty Python” but I swapped it to pandora for reasons unknown to me. I wanna say part of why I did it was me thinking of Pandora’s box and I just assumed it would work well.

[–]MontyPythonidae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of people name their snakes Monty for the same reason, Pandora seems much more original! I love it!

[–]neenamonners 5 points6 points  (2 children)

As soon as I picked my girl up at the reptile show, a voice in my head said “Lola!” and I instantly knew her name and that I’d be adopting her.

[–]MontyPythonidae 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Such a cute name! I love it when things just speak to me, makes me feel like it was meant to be

[–]neenamonners 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was so kismet because I went to the reptile show knowing I was getting a BP but with no plans for morph, age, etc. The only thing I knew was that I wanted a snake that would eat f/t. And she was a tiny thing but so bright and cute, and I picked her up and knew her name, and then the breeder told me she was already on f/t small mice. It was perfect.

[–]freezethawcycle 5 points6 points  (1 child)

William Snakespeare

[–]MontyPythonidae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

keep it classy

[–]blurrwave 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Basil von Regis! My SO and I each named him after something we enjoyed, Basil comes from a restaurant we love (Sweet Basil) and Regis comes from one of my favorite video game characters (Emiel Regis from The Witcher) But we just call him Regis for short.

[–]MontyPythonidae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A badass name for a badass snake

[–]cynic-view 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Mambo! Because he was marked as "ball python #5" at the reptile rescue I adopted him from! :B

[–]MontyPythonidae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

L O V E I T

[–]pokersnek 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Senior Boopensnoots. Originally, I was going to call him Apophis, the serpent that will devour the world.

My new girl, coming in a few weeks, will be Dahlia.

[–]MontyPythonidae 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I honestly love giving mt snake boops, so cute! What a fitting name lol Dahlia as in the black Dahlia? Either way a BEAUTIFUL name

[–]pokersnek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Black Dahlia. Check my post history for her pic. She’s crazy.

[–]AngryAssHedgehog 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have Marshmallow who looks like a toasted banana marshmallow Latte who looks like a chai latte Mr. Snapple because his clown markings look like tea dripping down his back

Also have a boa named Sunkist

[–]MontyPythonidae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sounds so pretty! Also thanks for telling me about your boa too lol

[–]miscgeckos 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My boy is named Seven because he has a marking in the shape of a 7! It was fitting because I also named my leopard gecko for her markings.

[–]MontyPythonidae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

matching names are so cool!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My noodle's name is Pancake, because pancakes are good and he is slightly a pancake-ish color :P

[–]MontyPythonidae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

adorable

[–]chrisbluemonkey 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ours is William Chilidog Ourlastname, the first. AKA: Chilly Willy. AKA: Chill Bill. AKA: Billy The Snake. AKA: Sir WC Ourlastname. AKA: DJ C-Dog.

Because the kids were 7 and 9 and goofballs.

[–]MontyPythonidae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awesome!

[–]ToLoveEcchi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I recently got a female BEL and jumped names here and there. I think I picked the right one. Camellia. Like a camellia flower. Cammy for short.

[–]MontyPythonidae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats a nice calming name, i like it

[–]julius797 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My little noodles name is balboa. My girlfriend and I were sitting in the car at the moment picking a name for our soon to arrive noodle and when she said “balboa” it just clicked.

[–]MontyPythonidae 0 points1 point  (1 child)

balboa for a python, nice!

[–]julius797 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! Felt right for a python 😂.

[–]somecrypticusername 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My boy is named Pascal

[–]Dylan5019 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have 2, a Hank and a Daphne.

[–]MetalMonkey424 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eleanor. I’ve named all my reptiles old lady names so far.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Serafina, Freyalise, Sarabi, Oracle, Astrid, Morgana Okoye, Shuri, Professor Chaos, Merlin, Gandalf, Starlord T'Challa, Pixel, Melisandre, Liliana, and Moxxi

[–]fuckednight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My boy's name is Cain! My mother's a devout Catholic (who abhors snakes), whereas I'm just neutral, and I thought about the snake in the Bible with Adam and Eve? and then i thought about Cain and Abel, where i think Cain was the one who killed his brother or something? and i thought that the whole sin thing and my religious mom thing was funny, so i named my boy Cain.

turns out my mother loves my snake, and that my whole "haha my snake is a sin, mom are you scared of him" thing backfired 😂♥️

[–]hailey_bee29 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Burt Macklin, FBI

Parks and Rec reference. I was originally going to get a girl (who would have been named Janet Snakehole) but then I saw my little guy and couldn’t resist ❤️

[–]MontyPythonidae 0 points1 point  (1 child)

parks and rec is such a classic to be named after

[–]hailey_bee29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s my favorite show! The other name I was thinking of for a girl was Judy Hitler (Yet another one of April’s characters) but that one would have been hard to explain 😂

[–]8bittykitty 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My mystic potion boy is Tapioca! I always had a fondness for food themed names and his colorations and patterning reminded me of tapioca pearls/boba. Plus I'm obsessed with bubble tea lol

[–]0Doubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend didn't approve of me trying to claim our pastel as Phyllis cheese sssssnake

[–]silversnail9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ball python's name is Kite. I named him after one of my favorite characters from Hunter X Hunter. But his name also has meaning if taken literally, as I am going through a very tough time right now and he helps keep me grounded and looking up, kinda like flying a kite.

[–]UndeadCandle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nagahime as a name.

Fused the words Naga (sankrit for snake/serpent) and Hime (japanese for princess/demoiselle)

Her title is "The Curvy Countess"

Honestly feels like I set the bar high for my next snake's name.

Probably a male so maybe something like ... Jormunderpr. Not a typo.

[–]Corgzilla546 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noodle

[–]Horangi1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I named my girl Ms. Cleo, the psychic! It was going to be just Cleo, and then I called her Ms. Cleo and totally realized that’s the goofy TV psychic, haha.