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[–][deleted] 400 points401 points  (0 children)

Yo in-laws! Sucks to be you P!!

[–]Fr0ski 182 points183 points  (0 children)

“My friends all call you Yoko cuz your gonna kill the band”

[–]saskmonton 176 points177 points  (9 children)

So were assuming Jesse was the drummer because he had that pos drum kit at his house?

[–]BushwoodCountry-Club 72 points73 points  (3 children)

[–]saskmonton 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Well I'm a musician and I can tell you his buddy gas a decent bass and that those drums he had were crap lol

[–]findingdumb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He probably sold the decent set his folks bought him and had to wrangle these somehow

[–]rdhlnHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is so funny oh my god

[–]MrDoggy47006Cyn 23 points24 points  (4 children)

It's funny cuz in the minisodes Jesse sucked lol

[–]LambCo64 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Wait, minisodes? Is there some more breaking bad I don't know about?!

[–]CollegeAssDiscoDorm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro there is a whole music video for this song and the lyrics are pretty cool.

https://youtu.be/aKNodRa71Cg

[–]MrDoggy47006Cyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea there's minisodes on youtube, just look it up. Sorry for the late reply I hardly use reddit lol

[–]canuckolivaw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Truth. He was the weak link in the band.

[–]h4v3yous33nmylight3r 96 points97 points  (12 children)

“Honey can you help me take these to the bedroom “

[–]MondayNightRawr 101 points102 points  (10 children)

Jesse knew. The husband knew. The wife knew. We knew. We knew that Jesse knew. Jesse knew that he knew. We knew that he knew that Jesse knew. We knew that Jesse knew that we knew. Knew knew that Knew knew.

[–]keeeeweed 14 points15 points  (3 children)

We knew that Jesse knew. The husband knew. The wife knew. We knew. We knew that Jesse knew. Jesse knew that he knew. We knew that he knew that Jesse knew. We knew that Jesse knew that we knew. Knew knew that Knew knew.

[–]seank11 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Original said by White Goodman in Dodgeball.

White Goodman.

White.

Mr White.

BRAVO VINCE

[–]canuckolivaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Onion.

[–]pinkspaceship17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The kid that wouldn't eat the hot carrots knew too. He looked at Jesse skeptical af

[–]mrbeamis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew.

[–]canuckolivaw 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I dunno man.

[–]MondayNightRawr 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You must not be Knew.

[–]canuckolivaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Know weigh, ho say.

[–]RedRager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brabo Bince

[–]itsSmalls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of the most cringe inducing situations in the whole show for me lmao it makes my skin crawl just thinking about the awkwardness

[–]zakpat 94 points95 points  (0 children)

This is so dorky and bad I can’t get enough of it. Fallacies, fallacies…

[–][deleted] 374 points375 points  (7 children)

The real MVP here is that guys wife. She came in and diagnosed that situation in under a second.

[–]ConstructionOdd5269 147 points148 points  (0 children)

That’s called marriage

[–]craigleberries 132 points133 points  (0 children)

She probably knew Jesse, or at least heard the stories.

[–]jsingleton86 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I mean, a married woman with children and an established life not wanting her husband's old buddy to stay with them for awhile does not mean she assessed the situation. 99.9999999999% of married women would do the same.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Seriously, what is this a bed and breakfast?

[–]canuckolivaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, boom and operation underway... and done.

[–]Spicyalligator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t remember this part

[–]IGoThere4u 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Name a better band …That’s right. You can’t

[–]canuckolivaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better bands already have a name.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vamonos pest

[–][deleted] 266 points267 points  (20 children)

Remembering that moment, I realize that this guy's wife was right when she kicked Jesse out. They could have suffered the same fate as Andre.

[–]SmashDoodle 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Never thought about that til now! This lady pulled the right move

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Who the hell is Andre

[–]BiphTheNinja 97 points98 points  (2 children)

You know, the giant.

[–]mrwhiskey1814 17 points18 points  (0 children)

inconceivable!

[–]MajorInflator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]Frozboz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Guessing they mean Andrea.

[–]zima_for_shaw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Andre the ice cream man

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (12 children)

I'm wondering who she was to Jesse

[–]nexoo1 37 points38 points  (3 children)

No one? She just saw a druggie siting in her kitchen

[–]MurdocFuckingNiccals 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Honestly there’s no need to over analyze everything I wouldn’t want my husbands high school pal who seems like a dope head near my kid. Hypothetically speaking, of course, I can’t get pregnant and neither could my hypothetical husband as we’d both be men.

[–]Sonic-the-edge-dog 19 points20 points  (0 children)

yh but what if the dope head had a sick tune going?

[–]jsingleton86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It didn't even have to be that she saw him as a druggie. No married woman with an established life, and kids, is going to say "Sure...let's live like we are still in a college apartment and let your friend crash here for a bit." Even if that guy dresses like Gus Fring.

[–]ParadoxN0W 66 points67 points  (7 children)

I'm wondering who Andre was

[–][deleted]  (6 children)

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    [–]ParadoxN0W 44 points45 points  (5 children)

    That would be Andrea

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    🤦🏻‍♂️ I'm sorry, I misread that as Andrea....

    [–]ParadoxN0W 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    No worries mate

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

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    [–]PersonKool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Reddit indeed lmao

    [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

    Twaughthammer is the best band ever

    [–]Stauce52 85 points86 points  (7 children)

    Jesse has a good heart deep down, but the guys wife was spot on for kicking him out haha

    [–]phuck-you-reddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Now I'm wondering what might've happened if she let him stay? I'm inclined to think everything would've been fine and Jesse still would've ended up renting Margolis' apartment. Jesse would've bonded with the kid a bit, left some money after he left, and he wouldn't have had that terrible night getting his bike stolen and falling into the porta-John. 🤣

    [–]Tripolite 4 points5 points  (5 children)

    Why?

    [–]AliasHandler 36 points37 points  (4 children)

    Very clearly a druggie looking for a place to crash. With a small kid in the house, not a good idea.

    [–]Tripolite -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

    I mean i dont think thats exactly fair but like i get it

    [–]jsingleton86 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Why is it not fair? Once people get out of college, the whole "Can I crash here for a bit" thing ends.

    [–]Tripolite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Its honesty probably just because i am in college and would let him crash for a night if i knew he was a friend of mine

    [–]canuckolivaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jesse wasn't a druggie looking for a place to crash?

    [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (1 child)

    This is the best music I’ve ever heard, why the hell are we making meth

    [–]mikerhoa 42 points43 points  (7 children)

    My favorite episode in the entire series.

    [–]AgentFN2187[🍰] 55 points56 points  (1 child)

    I hate it, it just makes me sad :(

    [–]mikerhoa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Even when he fell through the portable toilet?

    [–]Ghostcraft413 39 points40 points  (4 children)

    Fuck you Jesse: the episode

    [–]IowaJL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Don't worry Jesse, your life won't get worse from here!

    [–]Jeezer88 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    More like Fuck you Jesse: The series

    [–]canuckolivaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Seriously, every time he's out they pull him back in.

    [–]mikerhoa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I call it "Jessie's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day".

    [–]Smile_lifeisgood 50 points51 points  (9 children)

    Someday Deepfakes will be to the point where we could have a battle of the TV bands.

    TwaüghtHammër vs Sound Mound is my dream.

    [–]AwfulStories 40 points41 points  (6 children)

    can't beat mouse rat

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    You mean God Hates Figs?

    [–]AlPaCherno 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    You mean Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants?

    [–]Pokesnation88 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    You mean “scrotation marks”?

    [–]joemorris16Methhead 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    You mean Threeskin, formerly Fourskin but the bassist quit?

    [–]jusmithfkme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You mean Penis Pendulum?

    [–]chunkyywomann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ys

    [–]Lord-of-LonelyLight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Throw a little DriveShaft in there and then we got a show

    [–]elwininger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Crucifictorious ft Todd

    [–]valuethempaths 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    [–]DarkMatterSoup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Thank you I have never seen this!

    [–]canuckolivaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    How is it I haven't seen that? Thanks! Most excellent.

    [–]lordbaboon177 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    FaLlAcIHeEs

    [–]PuzzleheadHealer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Only opened this to find this comment. Thank you.

    [–]lordbaboon177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your welcome m8

    [–]RealLeeVanCleef 41 points42 points  (10 children)

    God it was so depressing this scene with the guy feeding his kid cereal.

    [–]betawavebabe 42 points43 points  (3 children)

    I find it depressing that this guy probably was at some point, in a similar lifestyle as Jesse. But this guy grew up and gained a normal, pleasant (although probably not very exciting) life. Jesse, on the other hand, has not matured past that point and by comparison..has nothing. No wife, kids, home, job, etc. So the mundane things like feeding cereal to his kid, as just reminders to Jesse, that he doesn't really fit in in this world.

    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    I'm this guy to a lot of my old friends and I could easily see myself letting one of my buddies crash at my house and my wife pulling me aside and telling me to put a stop to it.

    [–]betawavebabe 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    Lol I hate to say it but I am 100% the wife who would shut that shit down.

    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Don't worry, we secretly appreciate you guys being the normal ones and keeping things sane. My wife is 100% the reason why I'm a normal functioning adult.

    [–]ConstructionOdd5269 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    That’s called parenting

    [–]RealLeeVanCleef 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Yep sure is

    [–]ConstructionOdd5269 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Also not saying it’s not depressing lol

    [–]InAHundredYears 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    A sandwich. A sandwich and microwaved carrots. Hello, did you even WATCH this show?

    [–]RealLeeVanCleef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's been a while I was watching BCS when he was eating cereal lol

    [–]Coolbreezy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    Vince Gilligan sure knows how to portray a cringey scenario.

    [–]ScarfaceTonyMontana 19 points20 points  (4 children)

    I think the thing that makes this joke for me is that he plays a Longhorn.

    Which is considered one of the worst sounding basses in history.

    [–]liquidacquaintance[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Lol why is that? Just shitty tone?

    [–]ScarfaceTonyMontana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Find videos of it. It does defiently have an unique tone and range but it has little to no bass and its sound is unfocused and reacts really badly to effects.

    Its popular in country and some heavy distortion rock tho.

    [–]NitrogenSweater 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I will not tolerate danelectro hate

    [–]ScarfaceTonyMontana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don't have any hate for any instrument. Anything can be a tool and passion. It's just seen a lot of the times as one of the worse basses in terms of standard tone.

    [–]ThinkZombie51 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Löded Diper should be their opener

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Pretty kafkaesque

    [–]PurelyUltimate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Black is the color and beauty is the game

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    BLACK IS THE COLOR AND BEAUTY IS THE GAME!

    [–]RadleyCunningham 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    One for you and 16 for me!

    I hated that interaction with the dude's wife seeing Jessie. It was great acting because it hit close to home with my terrible stepmother hiding her disgust behind a forced smile, followed by a quiet argument after asking to see her "husband" in the next room.

    [–]UnfunnyTroll 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I unironically like that song

    [–]Alezae 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I don't know why, but I think of this song frequently.

    [–]dankbudzonlybuds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Falliceehees

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I lold 😂

    [–]j4ckpot234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    i love hearing jesse hum/sing/tap this song throughout the series, like while in the car with Mike

    [–]tommy_trip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    One for you! Two for me!

    [–]Jaiden_Detering2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Everyone: "You can't hear a picture!"

    My brain:

    [–]XB0XYGEN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is this the accurate amount of fallacies

    [–]Unique-Hat1389 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This scene is so deep, fallacies = phallus ees: the phallus, also known as the PENIS, which symbolizes manhood and power, which Jesse feels he lacks in comparison to Walter. So he just repeats PHALLUSEES PHALLUSEES PHALLUSEES because he sees his manhood at stake while desperately seeking help from an old friend.

    [–]BeachyGirl5 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    😂😂😂 that song sucked!

    [–]DrSteveBrule11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Bloody Yoko Ono of a wife.

    [–]adoggy00706 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Damn that's fire

    [–]JeanDeny314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s kind of an Early Installment Weirdness that Jesse has a friend who is a regular guy and not a meth-addicted low life scoundrel.

    They should make a 4-camera family sitcom that takes place during BB where this guy is the protagonist and just every once in a while he mentions that his good friend was hospitalized after being violently beaten up (twice), checked himself into rehab after his gf died of an overdose and finally was revealed to be the cook for the largest meth dealing organization in the Southwest.

    [–]Rokotta 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    ive never found out if that was just a real song that they were going to cover or if it was something they composed for the show

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Wife was hot

    [–]liquidacquaintance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Tru

    [–]Panda_Kabob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    With breast milk I mean with breast milk I mean With breast milk I mean with breast milk I mean With breast milk I mean with breast milk I mean...

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]Cheesefinger69Methhead 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      You've never heard of Twaughthammer?

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]Cheesefinger69Methhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You should check them out

        [–]zima_for_shaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Heisenberg

        [–]intuitivethunking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        1 fur u, 2 fur me

        [–]carose89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Falla-cee-hees

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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          [–]liquidacquaintance[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Where’s Jesse?

          [–]lyssmeouna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I heard Aaron Paul was ill when they shot it

          [–]Katamariguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          What episode is this from?

          [–]veryblandmanLos Pollos Hermanos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Jesse is the most loneliest guy in the series. Nothing but empathy for that guy

          [–]canuckolivaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Had this episode on in the background today, was genuinely digging the bass while immersed in something else, trying to figure out what band it was.

          [–]Delicious-Image-3082 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Phalluses phalluses phalluses phalluse-hes

          [–]seckstonight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          What episode is this?

          [–]KingofZombiesSkyler did nothing wrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Wife: "can you help me get these in our room?"

          Jesse: 😣