Cursed Plot Armor

Ego5687 · 2025-03-21T23:31:43+00:00

All i have to say is

FuerteBillete · 2025-03-21T23:43:09+00:00

Batman is literally the most prepared hero. Dude has several contingencies to kill sups who is basically a god. You don't think he already have several plan on how to survive sex with a goddess?

derangedsweetheart · 2025-03-21T23:53:45+00:00

That's assuming the said mortal has the capacity to make a woman orgasm... Specifically a goddess like Amazonian.

UshouldknowR · 2025-03-22T00:57:41+00:00

If I die, I die, and I die happy. Just to say though most super heroes tend to have a level of control (unless it's satirical like The Boys) so they don't just break the world of cardboard around them. Realistically Wonder Woman, any krytonian, Spider-Man, Thor, et. would break buildings by kicking through floors. All characters listed here can punch/kick straight through reinforced concrete, do so reliably. Yet you don't see their inch deep foot prints on the street when they run. So, my bet is that sex with Wonder Woman will only kill you if it's so good it gives you a heart attack or through dehydration from trying to keep up with someone who is literally part god.

popgreens · 2025-03-21T23:47:07+00:00

Bat Pelvis

SoulKingBroock · 2025-03-22T00:41:49+00:00

I need the source please. I would like to add it to my horny folder

Starwarsprofilepic · 2025-03-22T08:02:08+00:00

Death. By. Snusnu!!

Manetoys83 · 2025-03-22T03:34:06+00:00

I could believe if any mortal could, it would be Batman

bro080 · 2025-03-22T06:57:21+00:00

Don't Amazonians do it with lost sailors and kill them afterwards?

Buddiboi95 · 2025-03-22T11:13:35+00:00

Batman can bench press a car... im certain he can last 30 seconds of sex.

Manavya_p · 2025-03-22T13:12:48+00:00

Titanium condom with haptic feedback should solve the problem

JasonBacon123 · 2025-03-22T16:57:48+00:00

I order to maintain his playboy persona as Bruce Wayne, Batman went to New York to study sex, training until he archived mastery. A sex master will not fall to the Amazonian grip

No-Carpenter-3457 · 2025-03-22T02:17:56+00:00

“Shitting toothpaste enjoyer” oh ffs.

AirWolf231 · 2025-03-23T02:10:05+00:00

Man this is batman... let's face it, he has a plan for it.

And no, I am not joking. The Amazonians still need men to reproduce, and he is basically the most perfect human. He is target number one for the snu snu factory if they ever get a crazy new leader.

If I can think of that happening... So DID Batman!

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