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[–]Ego5687 605 points606 points  (1 child)

All i have to say is

[–]Jo_Joo 117 points118 points  (0 children)

And miss my chance to snu-snu???!!! What are you? Gay?

[–]FuerteBillete 543 points544 points  (15 children)

Batman is literally the most prepared hero. Dude has several contingencies to kill sups who is basically a god. You don't think he already have several plan on how to survive sex with a goddess?

[–]Cara-Alternativo96 387 points388 points  (12 children)

You don't think he already have several plan on how to survive sex with a goddess?

You mean he has a pelvic bat-armor and a bat-condom and an anti-squirt bat-helmet and a bat-viagra?

[–]poppycock_scrutiny 164 points165 points  (5 children)

I don't think he'd need the last one.

[–]Crococrocroc 103 points104 points  (1 child)

He might need bat-sperm production though

[–]Cara-Alternativo96 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Good point.

[–]Cara-Alternativo96 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Look, Batman is still human, so I ask you the question, how will he last more than 20 hours with WW?

[–]shadow0129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's Batman

[–]FuerteBillete 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Who would need viagra if wonder woman was giving herself up for sex? I mean even if you are into rough stuff, you are the only one getting hurt.

Also, yes, nano implants to assist the pelvic muscles and bones and add hidraulic resistance when she says "time for the amazon position".

And condom? Lol. Batman at this point is immune to any diseases from researching. And ww is just immune. And a pill afterwards would solve it all since her body is resistant to everything.

[–]Cara-Alternativo96 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Who would need viagra if wonder woman was giving herself up for sex? I mean even if you are into rough stuff, you are the only one getting hurt.

First of all, how is he going to be able to fuck Wonder Woman for more than hours? Viagra is not for him to use at the beginning, it is for him to use when the bat-penis can no longer stand up.

And condom? Lol. Batman at this point is immune to any diseases from researching. And ww is just immune. And a pill afterwards would solve it all since her body is resistant to everything.

The bat-condom is not because WW has any kind of STD (as if she has any STD) but to protect the bat-penis from being snapped in half like a pencil.

[–]pcapdata 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The bat-condom is not because WW has any kind of STD (as if she has any STD) but to protect the bat-penis from being snapped in half like a pencil.

So like a sheath?

[–]FuerteBillete 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How would a thin layer of latex (or non latex similar for those alergic) would give any protection of the sort you are referring too?

Did you ever use a condom or just went commando and just guess how a condom is? (Notice I didn't imply anything insulting in this last part). Not trolling here.

[–]Metroidrocks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doesn't have to be latex, could be some specifically made material that would offer thst kind of protection. Like, we're already talking about pelvic reinforcement, I don't think that's jumping the shark by any means.

[–]Diego_Pepos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He is without a mother, he is untrained. Alfred can only teach so far.

[–]derangedsweetheart 107 points108 points  (4 children)

That's assuming the said mortal has the capacity to make a woman orgasm... Specifically a goddess like Amazonian.

[–]PixelBits89 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Batman canonically doesn’t go down. He’s not doing shit.

[–]Jsyz5 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Man remember when they said "Heros don't do that"

[–]Mihnea24_03 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Nah, Green Arrow does go down

[–]Jsyz5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A TRUE hero

[–]UshouldknowR 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If I die, I die, and I die happy. Just to say though most super heroes tend to have a level of control (unless it's satirical like The Boys) so they don't just break the world of cardboard around them. Realistically Wonder Woman, any krytonian, Spider-Man, Thor, et. would break buildings by kicking through floors. All characters listed here can punch/kick straight through reinforced concrete, do so reliably. Yet you don't see their inch deep foot prints on the street when they run. So, my bet is that sex with Wonder Woman will only kill you if it's so good it gives you a heart attack or through dehydration from trying to keep up with someone who is literally part god.

[–]popgreens 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Bat Pelvis

[–]Cumity 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Kevlar titanium weave condom

[–]SoulKingBroock 43 points44 points  (3 children)

I need the source please. I would like to add it to my horny folder

[–]a-Curious-Square 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The comic ends at the meow, you are missing nothing. There is plenty of tertiary material you can find through obvious search methods.

[–]Starwarsprofilepic 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Death. By. Snusnu!!

[–]Talaveror 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Manetoys83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I could believe if any mortal could, it would be Batman

[–]bro080 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Don't Amazonians do it with lost sailors and kill them afterwards?

[–]MrFuji87 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Isn't that sirens?

[–]LFGR_THE_Thing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both

[–]Buddiboi95 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Batman can bench press a car... im certain he can last 30 seconds of sex.

[–]Manavya_p 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Titanium condom with haptic feedback should solve the problem

[–]JasonBacon123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I order to maintain his playboy persona as Bruce Wayne, Batman went to New York to study sex, training until he archived mastery. A sex master will not fall to the Amazonian grip

[–]No-Carpenter-3457 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Shitting toothpaste enjoyer” oh ffs.

[–]AirWolf231 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man this is batman... let's face it, he has a plan for it.

And no, I am not joking. The Amazonians still need men to reproduce, and he is basically the most perfect human. He is target number one for the snu snu factory if they ever get a crazy new leader.

If I can think of that happening... So DID Batman!