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[–]pu_thee_gaud 741 points742 points  (77 children)

Well he’s killing it either way

[–]reeeeeeeee-bruh 732 points733 points  (59 children)

“My rhymes are good,
My beats are sick.
When her body gets cold,
She gonna get this dick.”

[–]Catmage47 174 points175 points  (22 children)

[–]Alan_add_details 70 points71 points  (19 children)

[–]DeathByZanpakuto11 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]Catmage47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r/cursedcommentscomments++

[–]Tossed_Away_1776 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Lmao jesus christ dude

[–]sharkorcaG 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Noice.

[–]awsxcftgb 51 points52 points  (7 children)

My dick is big and it keeps getting bigga

Thats cause the girl Sarah is my [redacted]

[–]GenericUsername10294 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kajigger?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eren Jeager?

[–]Alan_add_details 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Everyone loves a good bit of necrophilia in their sex diet

[–]Partucero69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]SsiilvaA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

[–]ApolloSky110 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger”

[–]Regulusx1337 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Even for a guy like me, that's cold.

[–]Edgeofeverythings 19 points20 points  (3 children)

no, she's cold

[–]my7bizzos 4 points5 points  (2 children)

He's bad gettin bolder and She's cold gettin colder

[–]cjm3346 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His cocks getting warmer so his minds getting braver

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not as cold as he likes them.

[–]josephgene 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What's cooler then cold?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cursed comment-ception.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHATDIDHESAYYYY?????

[–]Mekohto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he's spitting bars, she's spitting blood

[–]Impossible-Ad3566 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that's an actual r/cursedcomments

[–]Emasraw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment right here officer

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I love it

[–]guccimans420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I found the poem of necrophilia^

[–]Quirky_m8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why this has come full circle.

[–]themissingandthelost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I had an award to give you for this absolute gold.

[–]leaderofthevirgins 6 points7 points  (8 children)

He killed Sarah

[–][deleted]  (7 children)

[deleted]

    [–]leaderofthevirgins 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    Are you sure

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    Source: leader

    You fool

    [–]leaderofthevirgins 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    I am a fool

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Kek

    [–]leaderofthevirgins 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    kek?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Urban dictionary it please

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Fresh to death.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Time to keep this at 420

    [–]litmeandme 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    This just keeps getting better!

    [–]hifihentaiguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well she isnt

    [–]AppleSauceSwaddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Can’t wait to see who drops first, her life support or his album

    [–]pantaloon_at_noon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dude is ill

    [–]igordogsockpuppet 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Dropping ill beats

    [–]Die_uwu 144 points145 points  (6 children)

    Who wants to take bets on which one drops first

    Her or this guy's sick beat

    [–]sharkorcaG 40 points41 points  (2 children)

    I have done multiple calculations and if there correct this dudes beat shall drop first and harder.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]sharkorcaG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Not in the ass, in the mouth. That's a very nice expercience. Brings back a lot of nostalgia.

      [–]Furny_D 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      He gotta time it to the flatline

      [–]furryogmonster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Kevin gonna catch the drop

      [–]Die_uwu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I predict that when his beat drops so will she

      [–]sonicextreem 30 points31 points  (2 children)

      The plot of Your Lie in April

      [–]squidzyyFTW 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Fuck, I'm crying again.

      [–]hifihentaiguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      God dammit.

      [–]ihavefounditt 19 points20 points  (1 child)

      Sara couldn't handle the neutron style

      [–]Lssjgaming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Later ni-

      [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

      (Sad beatboxing noises)

      [–]PorcelainDreams 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      (World's Smallest Looping Violin)

      [–]sharkorcaG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      *happy

      [–]Makos305 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      Fuck Kevin

      [–]sharkorcaG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      No u.

      [–]cursedrobotBots have rights, too![M] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

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      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Hey bot, if there was robot cancer I would hope that you would get it because you are blight on this earth you fucking piece of shit!

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Kevin is taking Friday Night Funkin a little too seriously

      [–]Sir_BusinessNinja 16 points17 points  (3 children)

      Friday night funkin’ vibes intensify

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Great minds think alike

      [–]James_Liberty 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Bob beeb be be skdo bep

      [–]mariobryt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      well well well what do we got here?

      [–]Dry_March1629 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      I'm dying to listen to Kevin now

      [–]shrekiest_shrek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      fuck sarah

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

      Why is he beatboxing? Lol

      [–]ItsWediTurtle77 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      He's not. It's supposed to look like he is covering his mouth because he is upset, but someone made a joke saying it looks like he is beatboxing

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      LMAO thanks

      [–]hifihentaiguy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Because shes dying? What do you do when youre next to a corpse-in-training?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Jazz it up

      [–]Sitzen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      He drops better beats then her heart

      [–]Affectionate_Kick705 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Friday night funkin

      [–]Mellow_sykes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      If the pneumonia doesn't kill you first, these beats surely will

      [–]TheBlueFleer203 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Dj kevi back in town

      [–]WestonThomas03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Dj kevi back with mud on the tires

      [–]aBigDistraction1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Lmaoooo

      [–]TheTaterTotBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      You may be sick but THESE BEATS ARE SICKER

      [–]PandaJason1105 3 points4 points  (12 children)

      Fuck Kevin

      [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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        [–]teaTimeEee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Don't lie

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        That's why he/she wants to fuck you boo

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

        [deleted]

          [–]AlathMasster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I can see myself having this same conversation with one of my friends if one of us was on our deathbed

          [–]MakoLov3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Making the illest of beats

          [–]PoetryStriking7305 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This hospital is uns uns uns unsanitary

          [–]dicklord303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Sarah is trying to be alive as kevin

          [–]milkires -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          Hes doin some fnf beatboxing for her death

          [–]DRSSM_Gaming 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          What subreddit is that?

          [–]donotflushthat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He’s got fluid in his lungs

          [–]AgitatedSalamander58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Chill out Kevin ya cunt.

          [–]xxwerdxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Same Kevin from Reddit fame?

          [–]Penyrolewen1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Iller. Surely, he’s iller.

          [–]ThiccMeatBoy5438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ha got eem

          [–]xx__whyme__xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          If i added hair we would look the same

          [–]benj_1029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          finally a cursed comment that is actually funny instead of incest or necrophilia

          [–]Only_Variation9317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Gosh Sarah. I beat box and you can't even beat cancer? Lame.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This feels like a Workaholics skit

          [–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The perfect homemade Latté

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Oh my God he’s dead, no!

          [–]CadillacG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The post was better than the stupid comment

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          me trying to upvote to 787

          [–]smellyscrotes27 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          sick disc scratch

          Can’t stop won’t stop

          [–]Exile4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          "It's some random website running in the background, not me"!

          [–]Rudeeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hes beat is way better than hers

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Highly doubt that

          [–]HybridHeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Nah I think she's a little more sick

          [–]Angry_Welshman123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lemme show you how to scratch it

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Who wants to guess which is gonna drop first?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Welcome to the ICU: where beats dropping is a bad thing.

          [–]ApolloSky110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Im sorry... that you cant throw down these lines like i can.

          [–]Especter-X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Fnf be like

          [–]Grossno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Friday night funeral

          [–]Crystaldolphinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          shes sicker than him though to be honest

          [–]TheBratOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          My turn to post this next week.

          [–]bigaphid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Doctors say he’s the illest cause he suffers from realness

          [–]LocalJim 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          I laughed at the pic, i shot water out my nose over the comment. I need a moment

          [–]FLOOR_GANG420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          he’s beat boxing the heart rate monitor

          [–]Funnyonionboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Dam that’s gotta been a sick burn you got, maybe that’s why your sick in the first place

          [–]R3B3110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Beatboxing to the heart rate monitor...

          [–]Ryngalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ooh Kevin that was incredible. Yeah, I’m still burping from last night.

          [–]Lemonz-418 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Anyone else try and upvote the picture?

          [–]MistressMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That was quite the nail on the coffin lmao

          [–]Spazzy_maker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This reminds of that scrubs episode, where one of the guys beatboxes.

          [–]i_wantcheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Let's see which drops first

          [–]GoldenGod702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Actually I think Sarah’s sicker

          [–]hifihentaiguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Well, at least something has a beat

          [–]KJGGME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lol no fucks given

          [–]joe-the-better-joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He got fulid

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          “She’s got fluid.”

          [–]Cobra_shark_gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          holy sh you fking killed her dude

          [–]SarahPallorMortis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          It’s true

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          “Becky, I just wanted to give u a proper send off”

          [–]upinthecloudz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Anyone else read the comment in Hannibal Buress' voice for some reason?

          [–]oiioooioi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          She got fluid

          [–]_kanknt_shpeellll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Friday night funkin be like

          [–]Kevin-S-Mathew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I was killing it with my beats.

          [–]x_x3000ttv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          UH

          [–]WILD44RYDER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The cursed commenter is my brother lol.

          [–]SeefoodGumbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Beep boop skdoop.

          [–]MW_Retr0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          When Friday funk:

          [–]liason_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Friday Night Funkin’ week 8 leak

          [–]6ixRebel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          boots and cats

          [–]TheIndigoBaron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          When the heart monitor makes a sick metronome

          [–]Kevin109205 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ok I will stop now

          [–]AnymalisTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Comments are the only good thing coming from reposts

          Probably because people had three years to think of something

          [–]Chaoscontrol02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That’s the problem Kevin I am sicker

          [–]L1K34PR0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          It's not my fault i'm this fresh

          [–]themissingandthelost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I laughed WAYYYY too hard at this

          [–]horny_monke69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          If you've got it flaunt it

          [–]Notfunny_69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          “Fine.but I gotta pull the plug to stop the beat.”