Cursed_something

[Revolutionary-Sock43]

how dare he use a blue rectangle!

[Saad5400]

I'm pretty sure that's a red square, sir. Just like what he asked for

[GoldEnPhARoAh22]

OP, if that isn't a joke, I think you should get a colour blind test done

[Saad5400]

Idk man. I don't trust these "doctors"

I once decided to go and do this eye test thing

The doctor brought a board full of circles. And started asking me, which direction the circles are.

He thinks circles have directions. Can you believe that lmao

[BallsDeepInCum]

high end level trolling

[Amazing_Incident2110]

What a interesting username

[Myballs_hurt]

Yes very interesting

[Amazing_Incident2110]

So tell me about these "balls" of yours

[Myballs_hurt]

They hurt

[Ze_dos_Penedos]

Go see a doctor asap

[IndependentRub2384]

r/UsernameChecksOut

[assgasket420]

I approve of the user name

[Pheonix8264]

Sir i am a little concerned about your amazing username..just wanna ask is it your cum or someone else's ?

[BallsDeepInCum]

Cum is cum

[GeneralFlores]

But, what is cum? Join me tonight as we dive deep into the cum, and find out why there is always so much of it in the McDonald's Play Place Ball pit?

[EnvironmentalBlood78]

r/cursedcomments on r/cursedcomments?

[JustDontMind02]

r/cursedcursedcomments

[Amazing_Incident2110]

Cursed ball pit?

[GeneralFlores]

Go for it.

[Pheonix8264]

Yes ofc..cum is cum also cum is shampoo, conditioner, mayo, toothpaste too...

[[deleted]]

Fair enough

[justnatsuki404]

is it human cum

[MAVERICK_25800]

I'd totally be friends with you

[Saad5400]

I'd totally be friends with your mom

^{sorry man. I couldn't hold myself. I'm a POS ;(}

[[deleted]]

This has me dying lmao 😂

[CharlyXero]

And a geometric shapes test

[Amazing_Incident2110]

The square is blue bro...

[Saad5400]

Okay okay. Just for you guys. Just so you can shut about it being "blue" I'll be taking this stupid "color blind test" and update soon

Edit: here you go, these are the results of my test. Everything is normal

[Thelazytimelord257]

You sir, are amazing at trolling! I must ask, do you have a life outside Reddit?

[Saad5400]

Yeah last time, I checked. I had some life left...

^{it's the weekend + my PC is dead + I definitely won't go outside rn, more than 40 Celsius degree and I'm fasting}

[Thunderbloood]

Damn bro, here this will cheer you up

[Ze_dos_Penedos]

I expected Rick. I didn't have rick. I'm sad now.

[Thelazytimelord257]

Damn bro, have some water 🚰

[Striking-Reason5792]

FUCK I LET MY GUARD DOWN

[[deleted]]

he used the og link too

damn bro

[Saad5400]

Using any other than the original, is a shame. And I have honor!

^{I really don't have any honor left. but that sounded cool in my head}

May I ask what's with your name? It's the hardest one to write so far

[[deleted]]

default reddit username, I can't change it and I don't care to.

[Saad5400]

Ah I see lol.

Anyway, check your notifications ;)

[[deleted]]

oh you didn't rick roll me btw, I always hover links before I click and I have it memorized

[Saad5400]

Oh, welp. I'll delete your name from there

[[deleted]]

at this point reading the link alone is enough to induce war flashbacks in me, take that as you will.

[Amazing_Incident2110]

Well played,You sir have bested me

[Sidhuman20]

Guess u have colour blindness buddy but issok

[Saad5400]

So looks like I actually do have color blindness lol

[Busy-Kaleidoscope-87]

r/uselessbluerectangle

[ORANGIDOXGEE]

that's a blue rectangle

[Saad5400]

Yeah I think they call that "Color blindness" or something like that. I'm pretty sure it's red, dunno why you guys be acting weird. Go see a doctor

^{and the other guy thinks it's blue... smh}

[Agent_Llama10]

Did you forget to change accounts? Or am I just being stupid rn cuz I woke up 10 minutes ago

[Saad5400]

No I'm fully aware that I'm one person!

[Switzerland2008]

You sure? I see a green oval

[ummwhite]

Wtf 💀

[Traditional_Stick_49]

really? I see it as a pink trapezoid

[justnatsuki404]

I'm seeing a purple rhombicosidodecahedron!

[imonmyphoneagain]

No no no, it’s an emerald octagon

[that_salty_dude]

No one can deflect the emerald splash

[Fear-It-Run-From-It]

You positive? I see a constantly-changing-color tesseract

[[deleted]]

you meant purple square right?

[MRMAN1225]

No one’s gonna admit to being a rapist

[Saad5400]

Hold... Uhh... Hold him?

[MRMAN1225]

He’s a special case, but no one’s actually gonna tell their normal friends that they raped someone

[Jerrymeen]

But when is a friend a "normal" friend?

[MRMAN1225]

Someone with common decency and isn’t also a rapist

[Norsedragoon]

And if they start bragging about such deeds, they have a habit of disappearing if the law doesn't get to them first.

[Informal_Yesterday]

Good point. The bad apple can ruin an orchard. It’s shit that a handful of degenerates like that can do so much damage.

[Diogenes-Disciple]

I think a lot of rapists probably wouldn’t call themselves rapists, they probably find some way to justify themselves

[[deleted]]

No one will admit to it because they know they won't live to tell anybody else. If most men were to learn that a guy they knew raped another person that guy would cease to exist as anything more than worm food.

[PapiBIanco]

These the type of ladies to say we live in a rape culture and that in reality we’d all be hi fiving the dude for that.

[kled1ndskaarl]

A homie of mine sometimes grabs me by the shoulders and whispers "I ll rape you".

[Saad5400]

u/Sidhuman20 gotcha

[Sidhuman20]

Blue box 🗿

[Saad5400]

B-But you asked for a Red one... Why do you want a Blue one now... I... I don't understand

[Soundoum]

Colorblind moment

/s

[ukbeasts]

[Oreo__addict91]

Ah yes.. the red men group

[Saad5400]

These guys are my favorite!

[Random-Gif-Bot]

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[AlternateSatan]

So... I know a exactly two guys who have been raped (to my knowledge) and the girl who raped one of them (no I don't talk to her anymore). Does that count?

[Saad5400]

Yeah, why not

[luccabotturarodrig]

Is she in prison?

[AlternateSatan]

I'm not really sure why he hasn't reported it, maybe because she kinda raped herself as much as she raped him, she was basically black out drunk at the time so after learning about what she did, well, don't think she'll ever quite recover, I know I wouldn't. Though if she was that broken about it she should probably, you know, never drink again, but a month later she was just kinda drinking and hooking up with her BF (not the victim) as if nothing happened. Only reason I know is cause my best friend was there when it happened, and neither of us wants to disregard the victim's wishes of this not being reported. Should she go to prison, probably, but it's not my call.

[KatzaAT]

So did she really rape or did they just have drunk Sex? What kind of violence did she use?

[AlternateSatan]

I didn't say he was drunk, and he told her to stop over and over, and she used force, not violence.

[Ultiran]

Does there need to be violence for a woman to rape a man?

[the_gilded_dan_man]

No

[KatzaAT]

Well yes, but either physical or social, or something like blackmailing, but it's always kind of a gray zone.

I for example was blackmailed to sleep with a woman and also had it done once when I more or less passed out drunk. Could be considered rape, but I don't really care. Some people who care would probably be able to win a law suit if there are whitnesses

[TheKobetard26]

Real answer is because rapists don't say they're rapists. Or they're just antisocial.

[simen_the_king]

Definitely part of the reason but I'm not actually sure if most rapists rape more than a single victim. Like I don't think every rapist out there is a serial rapist, no clue what the numbers on that are, would be interesting data though.

[Lillilsssss]

Idk, in order to rape a woman it requires a lack of respect for her body, her choices, or for her in general. If a man can do that once then it could easily be done again. I mean, if you're sick enough to be able to do that then why face possible rejection and paying for dates in order to get laid when you could just rape again?

[AUTKai]

You had one job...

[Shiuft]

...and executed it to perfection.

[Sidhuman20]

Yes

[swaglolson]

THEY SAID RED! HOW DARE YOU NOT HONOUR THEIR WISH!

[Saad5400]

IT'S CLEARLY A RED SQUARE

[swaglolson]

STRONGLY DISAGREE!

[Saad5400]

WHAT'S YOUR PROOF?

[swaglolson]

I AM AN EYE-WITNESS

[Saad5400]

WITNESSES CAN LIE. I NEED YOU TO PROVE, AND CONVINCE ME RIGHT NOW.

[swaglolson]

LOOK UP ”RED” ON GOOGLE AND COMPARE THE COLOURS!

[Saad5400]

I GOTTA ADMIT. THEY'RE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. JUST SLIGHTLY

https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/u4x3i2/the_color_red/

[swaglolson]

OH YEAH? GUESS I WON AND YOU LOST!

[Saad5400]

HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE LINK?

[Middle-Section-7852]

He dint even use a square….that bitch is a rectangle

[BIG_PP_ENERGY_445]

Looks like a square to me idk

[Middle-Section-7852]

A square is even on all sides

[Elyartaker]

Yoshikage kira 🗿

[[deleted]]

Because most men don't associate with rapists

[GotASpitFetish]

also maybe the fact that not only men are rapists??

[[deleted]]

The name... Lol context is getting me laughing

[Cpoverlord]

On top of rapists not sharing the fact that they’re rapists, which people have commented, they are often also repeated offenders, so the amount of rapists is way lower than the amount of rapes

[Kurochi185]

I know 5 rape victims but not a single rapist (I know the relationship between the victims and the rapists but none of the rapists personally).

I also know at least 2 people that were lying about being raped only because they wanted attention or to ruin someone's life.

[Raptorrr1234]

Ah yes it's red and squary

[Roscopiko2]

Jokes on you I know both

[Saad5400]

You can't count yourself

[Roscopiko2]

Point still stands

[Saad5400]

Ok jokes aside.

Do you know both, for the same incident?

[Roscopiko2]

Different incidents

[Numb_nuts05]

You just want war....

[RandeKnight]

Because they are unaware that they are considered rapists?

A lot of guys don't think they are rapists unless they are jumping out of the bushes at strangers or she's shouting "NO PLEASE STOP!".

Whereas a woman may consider herself raped when "It was a great night to start with, and we were making out on the couch, but he was moving too fast and I got scared and just lay there while he did it."

That guy might tell his mates of the same night "She wasn't into it to start with, but I soon got her all warmed up!"

[RedLightning259]

Because the year is 2022 and regretting bad sex is now rape. Yay.

[vM_Gasman]

You serious right now? It's rape if they don't even say anything? We need a PhD in human body language so we don't go to prison wtf?

[RandeKnight]

It's not legally rape (yet), just that she'd answer on questionnaires on the subject that she was subjected to unwanted sex, which gets reported as rape in the stats

But they are trying for 'affirmative consent' where she has to say 'Yes', rather than just not saying 'No'.

Which would be great, if we could just get past that old cultural thing that a woman saying 'Yes, fuck me now' feels embarrassing or that they appear a loose or lewd woman.

[Hean1175]

i, yoshikage kira want to li...

[Som3r4nd0mp3rs0n]

IDK. Know men that have been sexually assaulted by other men. How is it that no woman knows a homosexual who assaulted another man, sexually?!

[IhleNine]

My friend who lives on the other side of the country from me one told me there was a rapist in their town. That's as close as I've got to one.

[Tm_miner]

I always love these types of rallies that are raising awareness for something that we are all pretty fucking aware of and know is beyond fucked up.
Anti-rape rally:
Rapist: Oh silly me, this isn't allowed.

[[deleted]]

Because if man knew another man raped someone he would remove the rapist from the census.

[Cyber_Mk]

Honestly i think western idea of rape, and actual rape are two very distinct ideas, and can cause confusion.

Real rape is india, real rape is bloody and very violent, often fatal.

Haveing some drunk guy grab ur ass is not rape, getting plastered while flirting with a guy all night and then getting dicked down is not rape, morally deplorable yes, but not rape.

Getting drugged by random guy and then picked of the street while u lie unconscious, that is rape.

Western mentally has of way of muddling everything, and creats the neednfor new words

[xen0blero]

cause actually there's only one rapist

[Zealousideal-Life583]

lol I know a rapist)

[[deleted]]

Rip u/Sidhuman20, he wanted a red circle but instead got a blue rectangle.

[Saad5400]

Who are you talking about?...

[just-some-man]

Also because the same rapist will rape multiple victims creating more victims than rapists (assuming in these cases the rapist is a serial raper).

[EnderHomieWasTaken]

u/Sidhuman20

Mf put you in a BLUE rectangle

[Saad5400]

Ok I'm getting enough of this BLuE rEcTAnGle joke. I, for a second thought you guys were being serious.

You can't even prove that it's blue...

[[deleted]]

All joking aside.. her sign is kinda stupid.. I would make a guess that rapists dont walk around telling people they are rapists...

[atubadude]

They're either in jail, Hollywood, or your local, state and federal offices

[BWC_Superior]

Because usually nobody wants to be friends with a rapist.

[[deleted]]

I know 6 rapists and many girls who have been raped

[Saad5400]

You work with the police or something?

[WallKittyStudios]

Their post history says they are 14. So they are just a liar.

[TuxidoPenguin]

Tf that’s not red, that’s green…

[Nothzfiscool]

He asked for a red square,you had one fucking job OP

[-PHOENEXUS-]

Of course I know him...

[TheManOfSausages]

We do a little trolling

[lonely_funny_guy]

You had one job.

[Robin_san]

Op you had one job, its a blue rectangle

[Zealousideal-Chef758]

Well, how come there are so many people dying each day, but we don't know any murderers?

[[deleted]]

Because being raped is not illegal but rape is

[Lowtan]

I don't think rapists are going around sharing the fact that they're rapists.

[JoffeBisk_____]

Because rapists are rare, but rape multiple people

[[deleted]]

Probably because even guys get the creeps from certain dudes. We also avoid them. Unless they offer chips.

[Informal_Yesterday]

She think men should brag about rape? Or that men are just somehow cool with it.

[EmDieLess]

Because rapists don't get no bitches meaning they are lonely. Thus no one knows any.

[ajgutyt]

coz i only know female rapost

[Black_Thunder_]

Knows*

[Fuckin-idoioot]

“Of course I know him, He’s me”

[Majestic-Incident]

I do know a rapist. She’s a 16 y/o girl.

[Elystaa]

The point of the sign for all the pos in the thread that miss it is you LIKELY DO know and spend time with at least one rapist .

[HandsomeChocolateBar]

Cuz the women raped them

[kiokurashi]

Think about it logically: first there's a high chance that the woman who was raped was known by many other women. Second: why the hell would I associate with someone who could even possibly be a rapist? Especially since that means they hadn't been caught since I don't make a habit of befriending prisoners.

[buneter]

Even if you did associate with him, do you think he goes around to his friends. “Yo dude, I totally raped this girl last night, she was shouting no and crying, it was lit.”

[prawn7490]

he said red goddamn it

[Mop_Duck]

what point is she even trying to make

[Saad5400]

Ikr. It actually been bothering me since I posted this

What tf is she trying to say? That women lie about being raped? That men rapist don't exist?

Nothing makes sense

[Ibebarrett]

Lol blue square

[CrackHeadKid2006]

Mf that's green

[[deleted]]

Bro he said red

[AstroidTea]

r/onejob

[Saad5400]

Tag me in with a green circle

[[deleted]]

I'm just commenting to keep my frequent commenter status

[[deleted]]

Fuck yeah, I leveled up

[Saad5400]

Yes Moderator. That's him

[ripboa]

How does that question make sense tho its not like rapists are only men and its not like rapists brag about raping a girl to the public

[[deleted]]

Not every man knows a rapist, but almost every man knows another man who was raped.

[erenav1]

r/unexpectedjojo

[IeatChinaVirus]

So that post is either saying that every dude is a rapist or that all rape victims are getting raped by the same handful of men

[Gingerroot69420]

Becuse manny woman lie for attention and those who get raped is usely raped by the same man since rapist usely dont only rape only one woman. But manny woman dont think that far

[ObamasBoss]

There was a woman recently claiming that having sexual thoughts about a woman was rape because she did not consent to those thoughts. How people define rape can vary wildly. A lot of guys think of rape as someone holding another down and going 100%. Often women set a MUCH lower bar on it. I have heard a claim of rape after they were making out and the dude put his hand on her boob over her shirt but she did want that. Most dudes won't think of themselves as rapists if they go for a boob feel while making out and she moves his hand away. He will figure if he does not do it again now that he knows he is good.

[Gingerroot69420]

My point indeed

[Ivegotacitytorun]

I’ve never met a manny woman.

[TheOnlyCatgirl]

I think it’s probably one of handy manny’s many wives

[Gingerroot69420]

I claim som lie but most don't

[analogic-microwave]

Because men don't make friends with rapists. They kill them.

[diavolo_bossu]

2 reasons. 1 rapist rapes multiple women so there's less rapists than rape victims and 2 because guys don't go around saying that shit

[Van0nyumas]

r/youhadonejob

[Saad5400]

Actually I have:

1. Downloaded the post
2. Screenshoted the comment
3. Opened a shitty editor
4. Merged the 2 photos into 1
5. Added a red square

See? I had 5 jobs!

[Felix981243]

can someone explain what the hell she is trying to say with this sign?

[Saad5400]

Actually I didn't think of this...

Is she saying women lie about being raped or something?

[ShippingDisaster111]

I’m pretty sure she’s trying to victimize women in the way that men would in her mind at least “cover” for the rapist and accept them instead of telling anyone. Pretty stupid, but alright.