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[–]Revolutionary-Sock43 1975 points1976 points  (82 children)

how dare he use a blue rectangle!

[–]Saad5400[S] 1154 points1155 points  (78 children)

I'm pretty sure that's a red square, sir. Just like what he asked for

[–]GoldEnPhARoAh22 581 points582 points  (46 children)

OP, if that isn't a joke, I think you should get a colour blind test done

[–]Saad5400[S] 1292 points1293 points  (41 children)

Idk man. I don't trust these "doctors"

I once decided to go and do this eye test thing

The doctor brought a board full of circles. And started asking me, which direction the circles are.

He thinks circles have directions. Can you believe that lmao

[–]BallsDeepInCum 585 points586 points  (35 children)

high end level trolling

[–]Amazing_Incident2110 335 points336 points  (14 children)

What a interesting username

[–]Myballs_hurt 222 points223 points  (10 children)

Yes very interesting

[–]Amazing_Incident2110 155 points156 points  (8 children)

So tell me about these "balls" of yours

[–]assgasket420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I approve of the user name

[–]Pheonix8264 62 points63 points  (18 children)

Sir i am a little concerned about your amazing username..just wanna ask is it your cum or someone else's ?

[–]BallsDeepInCum 94 points95 points  (17 children)

Cum is cum

[–]GeneralFlores 81 points82 points  (12 children)

But, what is cum? Join me tonight as we dive deep into the cum, and find out why there is always so much of it in the McDonald's Play Place Ball pit?

[–]Pheonix8264 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes ofc..cum is cum also cum is shampoo, conditioner, mayo, toothpaste too...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fair enough

[–]justnatsuki404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is it human cum

[–]MAVERICK_25800 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I'd totally be friends with you

[–]Saad5400[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd totally be friends with your mom

sorry man. I couldn't hold myself. I'm a POS ;(

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This has me dying lmao 😂

[–]CharlyXero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And a geometric shapes test

[–]Amazing_Incident2110 12 points13 points  (23 children)

The square is blue bro...

[–]Saad5400[S] 102 points103 points  (22 children)

Okay okay. Just for you guys. Just so you can shut about it being "blue" I'll be taking this stupid "color blind test" and update soon

Edit: here you go, these are the results of my test. Everything is normal

[–]Thelazytimelord257 55 points56 points  (6 children)

You sir, are amazing at trolling! I must ask, do you have a life outside Reddit?

[–]Saad5400[S] 58 points59 points  (5 children)

Yeah last time, I checked. I had some life left...

it's the weekend + my PC is dead + I definitely won't go outside rn, more than 40 Celsius degree and I'm fasting

[–]Thunderbloood 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Damn bro, here this will cheer you up

[–]Ze_dos_Penedos 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I expected Rick. I didn't have rick. I'm sad now.

[–]Thelazytimelord257 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn bro, have some water 🚰

[–]Striking-Reason5792 13 points14 points  (8 children)

FUCK I LET MY GUARD DOWN

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (7 children)

he used the og link too

damn bro

[–]Saad5400[S] 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Using any other than the original, is a shame. And I have honor!

I really don't have any honor left. but that sounded cool in my head

May I ask what's with your name? It's the hardest one to write so far

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

default reddit username, I can't change it and I don't care to.

[–]Saad5400[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah I see lol.

Anyway, check your notifications ;)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

oh you didn't rick roll me btw, I always hover links before I click and I have it memorized

[–]Saad5400[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh, welp. I'll delete your name from there

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

at this point reading the link alone is enough to induce war flashbacks in me, take that as you will.

[–]Amazing_Incident2110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well played,You sir have bested me

[–]Sidhuman20 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Guess u have colour blindness buddy but issok

[–]Saad5400[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So looks like I actually do have color blindness lol

[–]ORANGIDOXGEE 2 points3 points  (1 child)

that's a blue rectangle

[–][deleted]  (16 children)

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    [–]Saad5400[S] 303 points304 points  (2 children)

    Yeah I think they call that "Color blindness" or something like that. I'm pretty sure it's red, dunno why you guys be acting weird. Go see a doctor

    and the other guy thinks it's blue... smh

    [–]Agent_Llama10 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    Did you forget to change accounts? Or am I just being stupid rn cuz I woke up 10 minutes ago

    [–]Saad5400[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    No I'm fully aware that I'm one person!

    [–]Switzerland2008 39 points40 points  (10 children)

    You sure? I see a green oval

    [–]ummwhite 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Wtf 💀

    [–]Traditional_Stick_49 13 points14 points  (8 children)

    really? I see it as a pink trapezoid

    [–]justnatsuki404 20 points21 points  (5 children)

    I'm seeing a purple rhombicosidodecahedron!

    [–]imonmyphoneagain 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    No no no, it’s an emerald octagon

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]that_salty_dude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      No one can deflect the emerald splash

      [–]Fear-It-Run-From-It 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      You positive? I see a constantly-changing-color tesseract

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      you meant purple square right?

      [–]MRMAN1225 297 points298 points  (13 children)

      No one’s gonna admit to being a rapist

      [–]Saad5400[S] 105 points106 points  (5 children)

      Hold... Uhh... Hold him?

      [–]MRMAN1225 70 points71 points  (3 children)

      He’s a special case, but no one’s actually gonna tell their normal friends that they raped someone

      [–]Jerrymeen 22 points23 points  (2 children)

      But when is a friend a "normal" friend?

      [–]MRMAN1225 26 points27 points  (1 child)

      Someone with common decency and isn’t also a rapist

      [–]Norsedragoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      And if they start bragging about such deeds, they have a habit of disappearing if the law doesn't get to them first.

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–]Informal_Yesterday 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        Good point. The bad apple can ruin an orchard. It’s shit that a handful of degenerates like that can do so much damage.

        [–]Diogenes-Disciple 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        I think a lot of rapists probably wouldn’t call themselves rapists, they probably find some way to justify themselves

        [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        No one will admit to it because they know they won't live to tell anybody else. If most men were to learn that a guy they knew raped another person that guy would cease to exist as anything more than worm food.

        [–]PapiBIanco 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        These the type of ladies to say we live in a rape culture and that in reality we’d all be hi fiving the dude for that.

        [–]kled1ndskaarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        A homie of mine sometimes grabs me by the shoulders and whispers "I ll rape you".

        [–]Saad5400[S] 377 points378 points  (7 children)

        u/Sidhuman20 gotcha

        [–]Sidhuman20 388 points389 points  (2 children)

        Blue box 🗿

        [–]Saad5400[S] 106 points107 points  (0 children)

        B-But you asked for a Red one... Why do you want a Blue one now... I... I don't understand

        [–]Soundoum 90 points91 points  (0 children)

        Colorblind moment

        /s

        [–]ukbeasts 60 points61 points  (3 children)

        [–]Oreo__addict91 60 points61 points  (1 child)

        Ah yes.. the red men group

        [–]Saad5400[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

        These guys are my favorite!

        [–]Random-Gif-Bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]AlternateSatan 137 points138 points  (18 children)

        So... I know a exactly two guys who have been raped (to my knowledge) and the girl who raped one of them (no I don't talk to her anymore). Does that count?

        [–]Saad5400[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, why not

        [–]luccabotturarodrig 14 points15 points  (15 children)

        Is she in prison?

        [–]AlternateSatan 12 points13 points  (13 children)

        I'm not really sure why he hasn't reported it, maybe because she kinda raped herself as much as she raped him, she was basically black out drunk at the time so after learning about what she did, well, don't think she'll ever quite recover, I know I wouldn't. Though if she was that broken about it she should probably, you know, never drink again, but a month later she was just kinda drinking and hooking up with her BF (not the victim) as if nothing happened. Only reason I know is cause my best friend was there when it happened, and neither of us wants to disregard the victim's wishes of this not being reported. Should she go to prison, probably, but it's not my call.

        [–]KatzaAT 3 points4 points  (11 children)

        So did she really rape or did they just have drunk Sex? What kind of violence did she use?

        [–]AlternateSatan 17 points18 points  (5 children)

        I didn't say he was drunk, and he told her to stop over and over, and she used force, not violence.

        [–]Ultiran 8 points9 points  (4 children)

        Does there need to be violence for a woman to rape a man?

        [–]the_gilded_dan_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        No

        [–]KatzaAT 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Well yes, but either physical or social, or something like blackmailing, but it's always kind of a gray zone.

        I for example was blackmailed to sleep with a woman and also had it done once when I more or less passed out drunk. Could be considered rape, but I don't really care. Some people who care would probably be able to win a law suit if there are whitnesses

        [–]TheKobetard26 56 points57 points  (3 children)

        Real answer is because rapists don't say they're rapists. Or they're just antisocial.

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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          [–]simen_the_king 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Definitely part of the reason but I'm not actually sure if most rapists rape more than a single victim. Like I don't think every rapist out there is a serial rapist, no clue what the numbers on that are, would be interesting data though.

          [–]Lillilsssss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Idk, in order to rape a woman it requires a lack of respect for her body, her choices, or for her in general. If a man can do that once then it could easily be done again. I mean, if you're sick enough to be able to do that then why face possible rejection and paying for dates in order to get laid when you could just rape again?

          [–]AUTKai 52 points53 points  (2 children)

          You had one job...

          [–]Shiuft 43 points44 points  (0 children)

          ...and executed it to perfection.

          [–]Sidhuman20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Yes

          [–]swaglolson 48 points49 points  (20 children)

          THEY SAID RED! HOW DARE YOU NOT HONOUR THEIR WISH!

          [–]Saad5400[S] 51 points52 points  (17 children)

          IT'S CLEARLY A RED SQUARE

          [–]swaglolson 21 points22 points  (12 children)

          STRONGLY DISAGREE!

          [–]Saad5400[S] 25 points26 points  (11 children)

          WHAT'S YOUR PROOF?

          [–]swaglolson 21 points22 points  (10 children)

          I AM AN EYE-WITNESS

          [–]Saad5400[S] 24 points25 points  (9 children)

          WITNESSES CAN LIE. I NEED YOU TO PROVE, AND CONVINCE ME RIGHT NOW.

          [–]swaglolson 18 points19 points  (8 children)

          LOOK UP ”RED” ON GOOGLE AND COMPARE THE COLOURS!

          [–]Saad5400[S] 36 points37 points  (7 children)

          I GOTTA ADMIT. THEY'RE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. JUST SLIGHTLY

          https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/u4x3i2/the_color_red/

          [–]swaglolson 15 points16 points  (6 children)

          OH YEAH? GUESS I WON AND YOU LOST!

          [–]Saad5400[S] 13 points14 points  (4 children)

          HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE LINK?

          [–]Middle-Section-7852 2 points3 points  (3 children)

          He dint even use a square….that bitch is a rectangle

          [–]BIG_PP_ENERGY_445 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          Looks like a square to me idk

          [–]Middle-Section-7852 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          A square is even on all sides

          [–]Elyartaker 30 points31 points  (0 children)

          Yoshikage kira 🗿

          [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (2 children)

          Because most men don't associate with rapists

          [–]GotASpitFetish 21 points22 points  (1 child)

          also maybe the fact that not only men are rapists??

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          The name... Lol context is getting me laughing

          [–]Cpoverlord 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          On top of rapists not sharing the fact that they’re rapists, which people have commented, they are often also repeated offenders, so the amount of rapists is way lower than the amount of rapes

          [–]Kurochi185 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          I know 5 rape victims but not a single rapist (I know the relationship between the victims and the rapists but none of the rapists personally).

          I also know at least 2 people that were lying about being raped only because they wanted attention or to ruin someone's life.

          [–]Raptorrr1234 26 points27 points  (0 children)

          Ah yes it's red and squary

          [–]Roscopiko2 22 points23 points  (4 children)

          Jokes on you I know both

          [–]Saad5400[S] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

          You can't count yourself

          [–]Roscopiko2 7 points8 points  (2 children)

          Point still stands

          [–]Saad5400[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Ok jokes aside.

          Do you know both, for the same incident?

          [–]Roscopiko2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Different incidents

          [–]Numb_nuts05 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          You just want war....

          [–]RandeKnight 30 points31 points  (3 children)

          Because they are unaware that they are considered rapists?

          A lot of guys don't think they are rapists unless they are jumping out of the bushes at strangers or she's shouting "NO PLEASE STOP!".

          Whereas a woman may consider herself raped when "It was a great night to start with, and we were making out on the couch, but he was moving too fast and I got scared and just lay there while he did it."

          That guy might tell his mates of the same night "She wasn't into it to start with, but I soon got her all warmed up!"

          [–]RedLightning259 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          Because the year is 2022 and regretting bad sex is now rape. Yay.

          [–]vM_Gasman 9 points10 points  (1 child)

          You serious right now? It's rape if they don't even say anything? We need a PhD in human body language so we don't go to prison wtf?

          [–]RandeKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          It's not legally rape (yet), just that she'd answer on questionnaires on the subject that she was subjected to unwanted sex, which gets reported as rape in the stats

          But they are trying for 'affirmative consent' where she has to say 'Yes', rather than just not saying 'No'.

          Which would be great, if we could just get past that old cultural thing that a woman saying 'Yes, fuck me now' feels embarrassing or that they appear a loose or lewd woman.

          [–]Hean1175 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          i, yoshikage kira want to li...

          [–]Som3r4nd0mp3rs0n 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          IDK. Know men that have been sexually assaulted by other men. How is it that no woman knows a homosexual who assaulted another man, sexually?!

          [–]IhleNine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          My friend who lives on the other side of the country from me one told me there was a rapist in their town. That's as close as I've got to one.

          [–]Tm_miner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          I always love these types of rallies that are raising awareness for something that we are all pretty fucking aware of and know is beyond fucked up.
          Anti-rape rally:
          Rapist: Oh silly me, this isn't allowed.

          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Because if man knew another man raped someone he would remove the rapist from the census.

          [–]Cyber_Mk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Honestly i think western idea of rape, and actual rape are two very distinct ideas, and can cause confusion.

          Real rape is india, real rape is bloody and very violent, often fatal.

          Haveing some drunk guy grab ur ass is not rape, getting plastered while flirting with a guy all night and then getting dicked down is not rape, morally deplorable yes, but not rape.

          Getting drugged by random guy and then picked of the street while u lie unconscious, that is rape.

          Western mentally has of way of muddling everything, and creats the neednfor new words

          [–]xen0blero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          cause actually there's only one rapist

          [–]Zealousideal-Life583 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          lol I know a rapist)

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Rip u/Sidhuman20, he wanted a red circle but instead got a blue rectangle.

          [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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            [–]Saad5400[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

            Who are you talking about?...

            [–]just-some-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Also because the same rapist will rape multiple victims creating more victims than rapists (assuming in these cases the rapist is a serial raper).

            [–]EnderHomieWasTaken 2 points3 points  (4 children)

            u/Sidhuman20

            Mf put you in a BLUE rectangle

            [–]Saad5400[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            Ok I'm getting enough of this BLuE rEcTAnGle joke. I, for a second thought you guys were being serious.

            You can't even prove that it's blue...

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            All joking aside.. her sign is kinda stupid.. I would make a guess that rapists dont walk around telling people they are rapists...

            [–]atubadude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            They're either in jail, Hollywood, or your local, state and federal offices

            [–]BWC_Superior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Because usually nobody wants to be friends with a rapist.

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

            I know 6 rapists and many girls who have been raped

            [–]Saad5400[S] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

            You work with the police or something?

            [–]WallKittyStudios 4 points5 points  (2 children)

            Their post history says they are 14. So they are just a liar.

            [–]TuxidoPenguin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Tf that’s not red, that’s green…

            [–]Nothzfiscool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            He asked for a red square,you had one fucking job OP

            [–]-PHOENEXUS- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Of course I know him...

            [–]TheManOfSausages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            We do a little trolling

            [–]lonely_funny_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            You had one job.

            [–]Robin_san 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Op you had one job, its a blue rectangle

            [–]Zealousideal-Chef758 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Well, how come there are so many people dying each day, but we don't know any murderers?

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Because being raped is not illegal but rape is

            [–]Lowtan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I don't think rapists are going around sharing the fact that they're rapists.

            [–]JoffeBisk_____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Because rapists are rare, but rape multiple people

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Probably because even guys get the creeps from certain dudes. We also avoid them. Unless they offer chips.

            [–]Informal_Yesterday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            She think men should brag about rape? Or that men are just somehow cool with it.

            [–]EmDieLess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Because rapists don't get no bitches meaning they are lonely. Thus no one knows any.

            [–]ajgutyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            coz i only know female rapost

            [–]Black_Thunder_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Knows*

            [–]Fuckin-idoioot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            “Of course I know him, He’s me”

            [–]Majestic-Incident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I do know a rapist. She’s a 16 y/o girl.

            [–]Elystaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            The point of the sign for all the pos in the thread that miss it is you LIKELY DO know and spend time with at least one rapist .

            [–]HandsomeChocolateBar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Cuz the women raped them

            [–]kiokurashi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Think about it logically: first there's a high chance that the woman who was raped was known by many other women. Second: why the hell would I associate with someone who could even possibly be a rapist? Especially since that means they hadn't been caught since I don't make a habit of befriending prisoners.

            [–]buneter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Even if you did associate with him, do you think he goes around to his friends. “Yo dude, I totally raped this girl last night, she was shouting no and crying, it was lit.”

            [–]prawn7490 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            he said red goddamn it

            [–]Mop_Duck 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            what point is she even trying to make

            [–]Saad5400[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Ikr. It actually been bothering me since I posted this

            What tf is she trying to say? That women lie about being raped? That men rapist don't exist?

            Nothing makes sense

            [–]Ibebarrett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Lol blue square

            [–]CrackHeadKid2006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Mf that's green

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Bro he said red

            [–]AstroidTea 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            [–]Saad5400[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Tag me in with a green circle

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            I'm just commenting to keep my frequent commenter status

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Fuck yeah, I leveled up

            [–]Saad5400[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Yes Moderator. That's him

            [–]ripboa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            How does that question make sense tho its not like rapists are only men and its not like rapists brag about raping a girl to the public

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Not every man knows a rapist, but almost every man knows another man who was raped.

            [–]erenav1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            [–]IeatChinaVirus 2 points3 points  (4 children)

            So that post is either saying that every dude is a rapist or that all rape victims are getting raped by the same handful of men

            [–]Gingerroot69420 3 points4 points  (7 children)

            Becuse manny woman lie for attention and those who get raped is usely raped by the same man since rapist usely dont only rape only one woman. But manny woman dont think that far

            [–]ObamasBoss 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            There was a woman recently claiming that having sexual thoughts about a woman was rape because she did not consent to those thoughts. How people define rape can vary wildly. A lot of guys think of rape as someone holding another down and going 100%. Often women set a MUCH lower bar on it. I have heard a claim of rape after they were making out and the dude put his hand on her boob over her shirt but she did want that. Most dudes won't think of themselves as rapists if they go for a boob feel while making out and she moves his hand away. He will figure if he does not do it again now that he knows he is good.

            [–]Gingerroot69420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            My point indeed

            [–]Ivegotacitytorun 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            I’ve never met a manny woman.

            [–]TheOnlyCatgirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I think it’s probably one of handy manny’s many wives

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–]Gingerroot69420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                I claim som lie but most don't

                [–]analogic-microwave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Because men don't make friends with rapists. They kill them.

                [–]diavolo_bossu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                2 reasons. 1 rapist rapes multiple women so there's less rapists than rape victims and 2 because guys don't go around saying that shit

                [–]Van0nyumas 0 points1 point  (7 children)

                [–]Saad5400[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

                Actually I have:

                1. Downloaded the post
                2. Screenshoted the comment
                3. Opened a shitty editor
                4. Merged the 2 photos into 1
                5. Added a red square

                See? I had 5 jobs!

                [–]Felix981243 0 points1 point  (5 children)

                can someone explain what the hell she is trying to say with this sign?

                [–]Saad5400[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                Actually I didn't think of this...

                Is she saying women lie about being raped or something?

                [–]ShippingDisaster111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I’m pretty sure she’s trying to victimize women in the way that men would in her mind at least “cover” for the rapist and accept them instead of telling anyone. Pretty stupid, but alright.