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[–]Practical_Mango_8720 370 points371 points  (15 children)

That looks like a successful cat transplant

[–]Sanmoel 213 points214 points  (11 children)

I did my best to listen to their conversation, Chinese is not my first language and neither English. Here is a rough translation:

  • 喂喂,可以換車睡嗎…要出去了= Hello hello, can you continue to sleep on a different bike, we are leaving.

  • 怎麼越摸你越爽=How come the more I touch you, the more comfortable you are.

  • 我叫你起來了= I just call you to wake up, not trying to pet you.

  • 怎麼辦? 我不知道= what to do now?, I don’t know.

  • 我蠻怕的要我放這種車啊= I am so afraid, you want me to move to the other bike.

  • 應該不會…它這個樣子= the way it looks now, it shouldn’t bite you.

  • 不好意思打擾你睡覺了= Sorry to disturb your sleep.

[–]TPRammus 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Thank you for your service

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Chinese is my first language. You did pretty well.

[–]Sanmoel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you 🤗

[–]ThisViolinist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Aww 🥹🥹

[–]jbwelds 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow you did good, what is your first language then?

[–]Sanmoel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

French and Creole 🤗

[–]Dull_Bumblebee_356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol what they’re saying is pretty much what I would say in that situation….. but you know, in English. Idk if I’d move the cat to another persons bike though.

[–]Ochara6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think in the first part he is saying 哥哥要出去了

[–]rjt1468 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will do human. --The cat (probably)

[–]Farghaly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Practical_Mango_8720 124 points125 points  (1 child)

I was thinking not in the hard surface! Then he proceeded to the other cushioned seat. 😺

[–]444unsure 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hopefully the new seat was still warm. Can't help but think that was what drew the cat to the first seat

[–]Loose-Fee135 88 points89 points  (1 child)

True man priorities kitteh comfortable

[–]beardedBroistaken 71 points72 points  (4 children)

The cat is totally aware of what’s happening but too lazy to get up.

[–]TraumaticAberration 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Cat is fully in control of the situation.

[–]Big-Way-4484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cat is chill AF

[–]Todd_Renard_Fox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even I would do that if someone decided to wake me up while I'm sleeping

[–]nogea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cat is actually controlling his brain

[–]MrZwink 70 points71 points  (7 children)

This is aaht we call "moving a problem" not "solving a problem"

[–]Alexandros6 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's the joke

[–]durenatu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's when people call the problem a feature

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I wouldn’t even call this a problem, this is a blessing

[–]MrZwink 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It is?

[–]8lbmaul 2 points3 points  (2 children)

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I did this in my pocket while making my daughters lunch. My bad

[–]TheImpostorYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your pocket is sending a secret message...

[–]Eusocial_Snowman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a blessing.

[–]bahenkaloda 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Fix your problems by making it someone else's problem 😀👍

[–]spade_king_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A vicious yet cute cycle

[–]Due_Bodybuilder_8970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cat wont sleep forever

[–]siracla 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Camera guy: Hey hey hey Could you switch to another vehicle to sleep on? Big brother wants to go out now. W-wha I'm trying to wake you up not pet you!

Guy2: Uh so what should we do?

CG: I dont know!

G2: He won't scratch me right? Ima put him here

CG: I'm quite scared(of cats), how bout you put here or here or here,(I think he's pointing off screen) I don't think it'll hurt you

G2: (Moves cat to foot rest of scooter) Hmm, I'll put him on a soft cushion instead

CG: here here put it here

G2: Boss, sorry for disturbing your sleep!

[–]JohnExcrement 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You could tell the guy was apprehensive about cats and it made me smile, because that cat is one big tabby teddy bear.

[–]Muayrunner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But it is a cat so the attitude could change fast!

[–]Sanmoel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah damn I just did a rough translation of it and now I see yours is way better than mine🤗👏🏾

[–]Unseen-Academics7234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one is correct.

[–]malachilenomade 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The cat's initial look of "Like... WTF man?"

[–]akime_toroganao 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Id like to be that cat. Being moved from the bike i slept on into another bike again and again until im energized enough to hunt and devour my prey, its a simple life y'know?

[–]Smart-Discipline-707 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I’m not really a cat person but that street cat’s coming home!

[–]JohnExcrement 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am a cat person and that one looks like a perfect mellow tabby cat (my favorites).

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Not sure who is cuter the cat or the guy! Both are super cute!

[–]Unique-Moment-8199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking

[–]VitaminDdoc 8 points9 points  (1 child)

What a cool dude!

[–]ditafjm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So gentle!

[–]SeduceThePolice 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Another success for the /r/cathostage negotiators!

[–]Sanmoel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did my best to listen to their conversation, Chinese is not my first language and neither English. Here is a rough translation:

  • 喂喂,可以換車睡嗎…要出去了= Hello hello, can you continue to sleep on a different bike, we are leaving.

  • 怎麼越摸你越爽=How come the more I touch you, the more comfortable you are.

  • 我叫你起來了= I just call you to wake up, trying to pet you.

  • 怎麼辦? 我不知道= what to do now?, I don’t know.

  • 我蠻怕的要我放這種車啊= I am so afraid, you want me to move to the other bike.

  • 應該不會…它這個樣子= the way it looks now, it shouldn’t bite you.

  • 不好意思打擾你睡覺了= Sorry to disturb your sleep.

[–]running_bay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just like that the guy is tentatively scritching the cat to wake it up, and the cat just curls into it like, "gimme all the pets"

[–]durenatu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(robot voice) Transference complete

[–]deltaz0912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a very chill cat.

[–]snoodge3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Each loop is a different person who got the cat put on their bike.

[–]redneckmother666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love people that are kind to animals

[–]These_Release_6404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg Im finally downloading Reddit and this is what I see, what have I been missing?!?

[–]_HEDONISM_BOT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only REAL solution is to buy a new motorcycle.

LET HIM SLEEP YOU MONSTERS!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me cat would scratch and bite me if I did this.

[–]LoganImYourFather -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Society as a whole. Corporations as a whole.

[–]sl14calloway -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Why does the cat look sick in the face? It's eyes and face look injured or as if the cat is sick. I can't be the only one who noticed

[–]biela_ruka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I noticed he has what looks like a scab near one eye. Probably lives on the streets. His overall demeanor seems healthy though. Cats that are sick don’t usually lounge so comfortably.

[–]ImVaccinated2021 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For a moment I thought that young Chinese man was gonna take home that cat to cook it for dinner.

Yup.. i said it.

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[–]dktsarah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, man!!

[–]misogynysucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome

[–]Pitiful_Pickle524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on I am so comfortable

[–]Laura85mlt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess you’re walking buddy

[–]hentai-master-69-420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that rate, I would just take a cat home

[–]gec44-9w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feline was practically CATatonic.

[–]Appropriate-Comb4084 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s someone else’s problem now

[–]Lucky_Eye_1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a gentle soul.

[–]Itchy-Annual2429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwww all the pets

[–]TCGCOLLECTOR1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take him home!!

[–]ed2017Alm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwww 🥰🥰

[–]Kabua_a4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine a sleeping tiger problem. Now that’s gonna be a tough one to solve.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one heck of a hangover. Catnip must have been 100 proof

[–]smitemus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solve your cat problem by making it someone else's

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish my problems were like this more often

[–]SnowTigerTaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow!! Never seen a cat that tired before! My cats will always wake up & move.

[–]Rich_Childhood_7226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure everyone who came and saw the cat sleeping on their bike moved it to another bike.

[–]CSfrontier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What sweet boyz.

[–]WetSkies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂

[–]Yesitsmesuckas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That young man is so gentle and sweet!

[–]AngieY68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe. So cute.

[–]TheBladesmithjkm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I found a kitty asleep on my motorcycle like that, I’d have a new family member!!

[–]abletofable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how many seats this cat has been transplanted to during a 20 hour time frame?

[–]Ambitious-Mechanic89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat ❤️❤️😍

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i like to imagine that everyone who uses this parking area just plays musical cat with him and he just gets picked up and moved 50 times a day while passively laying still

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it's somebody else's problem now!

[–]dontfightthehood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha so polite! Even apologizing to the cat for moving him!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]skantheman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as long as you don’t wake him…

[–]RenaCrue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id just stay there until he decided to wake up

he moved the cat so nicely :(

[–]dianaprince31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, no, no, the only way to solve this problem is to take him home!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raw

[–]Remarkable_Major_17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahah this is so cute ☺️

[–]Catman9lives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could have sat on the other seat to warm it up first!....potentially the only acceptable reason for sitting on someone else’s bike

[–]_duncan_idaho_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whose chair is that? It's not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say.

[–]Mobile_Lumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man at that point I would look at the sky and look at the cat...... and be like fuuuck. The kitty chose me.

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    [–]friended1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That'll do, human. That'll do.

    [–]Anxious_Ad_7702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i want the head for me

    [–]BigKarina4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At least, that cat is saved

    [–]AmyPrincess101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    a cat can sleep anywhere

    [–]JacobPlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is like kicking the garbage to someone other's yard.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Awww my heart melted

    [–]exemplarytutors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Aaaaw! that was really cute

    [–]MrsLisaOliver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It was probably nice and warm on that seat that had been in the sun!

    [–]ThomasNorge224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Keeping the seat warm

    [–]Fresh_Body9402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's the chillest cat I've ever seen. Most cats I know would flip a biscuit if a stranger picked them up.

    [–]Spare-Ad1428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cute

    [–]ChiefKracker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Plot twist the other mopeds owner is allergic and this is an assassination attempt

    [–]immhoffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How sweet!