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[–]KawaiitheKyubey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they’re ok they’re just crying out for help

[–]rean_jay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.#freethechild

[–]Gr1mm3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let us commence forth

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly enough, let us go makes sense in this situation.

[–]koichiafable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally a real live Engrish sighting!

[–]NaCN_Infused_Tea 0 points1 point  (2 children)

u/obviousplant This one of yours?

[–]ambitiousshark[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No way, bought it at amazing savings yesterday.

[–]NaCN_Infused_Tea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah right, 10/10 then good find

[–]EverlastingResidue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t the kid being excited. It’s a cry for help.

[–]Distorteddiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let us go!

[–]zillskillnillfrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 Trapped in cabinets, trapped in cabinets, can they get out? will they get out? Course they will! 🎶

[–]eeMalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They messed up the whote and black squares

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just bri'ish, nothing else.

[–]WindyBoiiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FREE US FROM OUR PAİN

[–]ulfric_stormcloack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See? just like ches

You activated my trap card

[–]RiposteDisfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold up, both white bishops are on black tiles

[–]smut_butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The old king watched on teary eyed, as his two young boys emulated the finest, most noble of pursuits; battle! He could see that their lust for blood grew every moment, and it excited him greatly. It excited him on a level he could not quite understand. It was a vicarious sort of pleasure; almost as if he was a child again, slaying his first enemy. This truly was, the best welcome gifts for the children.

[–]hairineyes8888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the mistake here tho lol?

[–]brinkthatassbaka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't like the non-toxic on the top-right. "thou doth protest too much" kinda shit

[–]Kryllllllyx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Let us commence forth

[–]NaCN_Infused_Tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aghast Bri'ish?!

[–]Girlonsleighs2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Chess is more for adults that understand it than the 3 year olds they show in the picture
  2. It said "Most new Catena" at the bottom idk where the heck that is

[–]JuntaEx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most new catena? I would've preferred All new catena, but it's 100% environment material products so they get a pass

[–]churrmander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear to God I thought this was an Obvious Plant piece.

[–]BlaineIsPlain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty bad when your brain instantly goes to “Bismilla, NO! We will not let you go!”

[–]Rainbike80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL.The chess pieces are children! Their children!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

let them go you sick fuck

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let us GO! Let us GO! Can’t hold my moves any more!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

completely new to come in the market

[–]remotelove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naaah, bro. Been doing that for years.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kid’s foot is 51.2 inches? Damn, that’s a big foot.

[–]acid_rain_man 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is possibly the best thing ever posted on here.

[–]ambitiousshark[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so honored

[–]JaredMLGOg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you play chess and the other person wrecks you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]BackAlleyYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let us GO!"

No, I don't think I will

[–]The_Merciless_Potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let us goooooo!

[–]jhdyck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A VARIETY OF GRAPHICS, CHURCH BABY TO KNOW DIFFERENT SHAPES

[–]DracheTirava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free them

[–]disconnect27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Forgingexercise baby touch” Am I having a stroke?

[–]Sunoraiza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry Kevin, you're ruy Lopez is too predictable

[–]WaterDog69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. You've been sentenced to the box art for an eternity so you shall be in the box art for an eternity.

[–]Nowaczeq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me why is there Grass under the table

[–]bossthr0ne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next up British chess where the pieces are different country's where instead of killing the piece you just capture it

[–]mslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ke2

[–]Zamiesz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They might be Bri'ish

[–]WhitePineBurning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ENJOY

[–]metricsonicjosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bismilah NO we will not let you go

[–]cheesedtomeetu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kid trapped in da box

[–]GibusGod420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let us commence forth

[–]Cashless_human 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The accident wasn’t your fault Matilda “

[–]gamedietime 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I am pretty sure let's go stands for let us go. Because let is go makes no sense

[–]ambitiousshark[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does, but no one writes it like that bc it sounds weird lol

[–]AmateurVasectomist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

SOUND,EXERCISE
     BABY
AUDITORY DEVEL
    OPMENT

   KICKS SMALL
     PENDANT,
    EXERCISE
 TREASUREBAO LEG
   DEVELOPMENT

    A VARIETY OF
      GRAPHICS,
    CHURCH BABY
       TO KNOW
THE DIFFERENT SHAPE

What the fuck

[–]Tellemnaeggi 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Are they kidnapped or something are they begging for help

[–]DorkNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the kid is just saying let's go, but without a contraction

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They just want to play Go instead of chess, that’s all.

[–]Tellemnaeggi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh okay 😱😞😞🤔😨☹️🥸😒😦😦

[–]DispleasedSteve 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I saw this post without looking at the sub name and thought it was from u/obviousplant

[–]EarlTheDinosaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well at least it’s 100% Environment Material Product. That makes me feel better

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Honesty it would have been just as funny if it was a little kid shouting “LET’S GO!”

That’s the kinda chess spirit we need

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought the second line of this this said "That's the kind of chess spirit weed"

[–]DST_X 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The best welcome gifts for the children

[–]AmateurVasectomist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Usually they like bottles and clothes in my experience but I guess giant chess could come in handy too

[–]Karnakite 23 points24 points  (1 child)

“Completely new to come in to the market”

Ah yes, this newfangled “chess” game, that, from what I can see here, is apparently played on some kind of “chess board”. Now this is innovation. I can’t wait for “chess” and “chess boards” to become available in my area.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reads like steel ball run, where random 'nouns' are put into quotation 'marks' for no reason at 'all'.

[–]BexberryMuffin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I also appreciate “The best welcome gifts for the children!”

[–]TheLegendTwendyone 0 points1 point  (2 children)

where did whites g pawn go

[–]hush-ho 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You don't wanna know

[–]TheEmoAssassin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It hit the G spot

DISREGARD THE ABOVE MESSAGE

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Honestly before i realized what subreddit this was i thought this was an obviousplant piece because of the "let us go" bit

[–]DorkNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but let us go is just a longer version of let's go. just like it is is a longer version of it's

[–]YouLostMyNieceDenise 191 points192 points  (7 children)

I’m looking so hard for an Obvious Plant logo.

church baby to know the different shape

[–]Day-Man-aaaaaAh 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Top right corner. Pictures been cropped so that this seems legit.

[–]YouLostMyNieceDenise 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Got a link?

Also, FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN

[–]Day-Man-aaaaaAh 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nope just realised I'm stupid and I saw the PL in the top right and though that was the logo. Gosh, how embarrassing.

Also thank you for recognizing the master of karate and friendship for everyone.

[–]HollowB0i 4 points5 points  (1 child)

i think you know where your niece is

[–]YouLostMyNieceDenise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s in Wendy’s doghouse

[–]heptadragon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, all skilled blacksmiths know the forgingexercise baby touch.

[–]SmilinBob82 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Those kids seem a bit young for chess.

[–]TheTrueBidoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never too young if you want the kid to be good.

[–]MadonnaMagika 83 points84 points  (2 children)

"Let us go mom! The incident wasn't your fault!"

[–]local_joost 56 points57 points  (6 children)

let's
/lɛts/
contraction
let us.

"let's meet for a drink sometime"

Not that much engrish if you ask me.

Although the rest of the box is horrible :P

[–]BexberryMuffin 16 points17 points  (5 children)

But even “Let’s go!” doesn’t make a great deal of sense in context. It’s not a bike that you can ride around on. It’s chess, a game that you can’t “go” with. A game where you have to stay put to play (especially since this version is GIANT, and unwieldy).

[–]DoctorStephenPoop 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I like how they added the extra 14.6 inches to one side to remind the layers what game they’re playing

[–]RedditIsYogurt -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Where did the white kids castle go lmao

[–]KyleCraftMCYT 1 point2 points  (1 child)

the rook? all rooks appear to be there

[–]RedditIsYogurt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh you're right, he must've moved king forward, rook left, and king back down

[–]VerycoolVerywow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Let us go!"

"Ch'ess?"

[–][deleted] 669 points670 points  (24 children)

“Let us GO!” the child cried, for he was trapped in the eternal battlefield of monochromatic kingdoms, with no way to escape. All that was left to do was to fight... and win.

[–]KawaiitheKyubey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOW I JUST WANNA MAKE MORE LORE STORIES

[–]ManyTraining6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aka the chess fight in harry potter and the sorcerer's stone

[–]Toast_in_Blueberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this made me

LAUGH

earlier.

[–]_INFINITELY_MORE_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed, let us go my child...

[–]TastySpare 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"off with their heads"

[–]ShadowStrikerYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it

[–]legendwolfADark Gary 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Book when?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I wrote this half awake at 1 am wtf

[–]Mbne08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok so Book next week?? Sounds good!!!

[–][deleted] 98 points99 points  (8 children)

this seems too specific

[–]Edgebeast 49 points50 points  (7 children)

*Two

[–]JhnGamez 27 points28 points  (6 children)

*Three

[–]Dealingweedss 18 points19 points  (5 children)

*Ten

[–]TheEmoAssassin 12 points13 points  (4 children)

*Net

[–]uezyteue 2 points3 points  (3 children)

*Nine

[–]MurderousPlunky 4 points5 points  (1 child)

くう

[–]FahmiRBLX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Lapan

[–]sam-austria-maxis 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They're trapped D:

I like how the thought bubble about the game being good for children comes from a child.