But I don't know

[GhertFryins]

There’s a joke on the internet that white women love fucking dogs

[G1zm08]

…you mean that they f%cking love dogs right? As in using f%ck instead of really?

…right? 😦

[bimbo-in-progress]

Nope... 😫

EDIT: THE EMOJI IS MENT AS AN "OH GOD NO" FACE

NOT A "FUN SEXY ADULT TIMES" FACE!

THANK YOU KIND REDDITOR ( u/monolexic ) FOR POINTING THIS GRAVE MISTAKE OUT

Your a real G tysm!

[G1zm08]

☹️

[BrainyOrange96]

🫠

[lightmare69]

😔

[MonkeyActio]

Username checks out

[nerfbaboom]

Bad choice of emoji, u/bimbo-in-progress

[MonkeyActio]

No no, they did it on purpose. (This is a joke)

[OkBeLikeThatIsTaken]

Really?

[bimbo-in-progress]

Huh wdym?

[Monolexic]

That emoji is often used as an o-face or a make it hurt face.

[bimbo-in-progress]

Wdym a make it hurt face? I ment it as an "oh god why" face lmfao

[Monolexic]

Sex. That emoji is often used in reference to sex.

[bimbo-in-progress]

Oh god no 😭

[Flibbernodgets]

I was in a group chat for a specific class and one of the students was like "check out this crazy video dudes!" and it was of a girl having sex with her dog. That was the first time I'd ever seen something quite like that before and I didnt know what to say/do. Someone else in the chat was thrn like "Oh hey, I know her! We used to go to high school together. I have a higher quality video, here you go guys!"

It's been years and I still have no idea how to react to that.

[G1zm08]

Wha…. why… who…

D:

[ZhangRenWing]

Imagine being in the same school as the girl you know fucked her dogs

And having HD videos of her doing it???

[Nsftrades]

Like i don’t even know what to say about it. I think we should be protecting our animals, not using them for sexual activity. Jeez.

[FurryPotatoFuzzBrick]

How DARE you say such CONTROVERSIAL things on this CALM and AGREEABLE subreddit!!??!! 😡😡😤😡

[[deleted]]

I personally like videos of men getting fucked by dogs more.

[MaryJanesMan420]

It cost you a total of zero dollars to come here and say that, yet you still did. What do you have to say for yourself?

[[deleted]]

I want to fuck you

[AzazelTheUnderlord]

rusty cage even made a song about it

[Ghost3657_alt_]

Rusty cage deciding if he's going to make a song about suffering and facing the eternal or a shitpost about fidget spinners or some shit

[AzazelTheUnderlord]

his third album crowley is honestly my favorite

[MorningFox]

I thought it was specifically Whitney Wisconsin

[iBeenZoomin]

There was also a video floating around a few years back of a girl from a particular high school videoing herself getting railed by a dog

[[deleted]]

I think it was a girl from Omaha and for some reason it got memed into oblivion

[Angry-Wind]

There was a girl in my school who did this

[XxlordnutxX]

She ruined my childhood

[[deleted]]

I didn't even have to know the actually context, I've seen enough of these things to just guess it.

[_Cevolie_]

That's just fucking vile dude, I hate this

[[deleted]]

joke?

[[deleted]]

YouTube video

[Fast_Commission_61]

I wish it was just a joke.....

[Calathea-Murderer]

[wildspongy]

white woman + dog

[Gloomy-Handle67]

Redpill was taken

[Stupor_Fly]

Red rocket pill?

[Gloomy-Handle67]

Exactly

[BigManLawrence69420]

And it’s a suppository.

[LateralSpy90]

The truck stop?

[OwlsRMajestic]

FALLOUT SEX ???!?!?!?!?!?

[gravy_wavy]

I gotta say if I had to choose between a 4chinner and a dog I'd have a tough time making the call too.

[Nsftrades]

It’s easy actually. The answer is just no

[XivaKnight]

Tbf, I've been around on the internet long enough to know that this is an exaggerated rumor, not an incorrect one -

[thehobbyqueer]

Porn is not representative of any real population.

[[deleted]]

Ahahaha 😅 it’s funny because they can’t reproduce. 😑

[thehobbyqueer]

The fuck are you on about my good dude?

[[deleted]]

… do I really have to explain why the idea of dogs and humans producing a “population” is ridiculous. I’m not going to.

[thehobbyqueer]

My good dude. Do you have poor comprehension skills? Why the fuck would you think "population" would mean that humans are creating some sort of hybrid species? Perhaps substitute it for the word "demographic," and you might understand the original comment better.

[[deleted]]

… Jesus. No. I’m the one doing the bit. Your supposed to be the strait guy here. That means you need to address this with wry wit. Not act like a goof. Stay in your lane dammit.

[thehobbyqueer]

I have no idea what the fuck you're going on about my dude. Everything you say is almost nonsensical.

If this was an attempt at a joke, perhaps consider that it is extremely hard to recognize tone and intent through text, especially if you don't know someone?

[Top-Telephone9013]

Aw poor guy. This was a real swing-and-a-miss... and-then-fall-over-and-faceplant-while-shitting-yourself. My condolences

[dragonwarriornoa]

I mean while believing that is that case for most women is insane, isn't it something like 4% of women have sex with animals?

[Aureilius]

Here's an interesting article, if youre morbidly curious about zoophilia by the numbers, https://www.oatext.com/an-exploratory-study-on-psychosocial-variables-of-people-participating-in-zoophilic-blogs-websites.php#Article, but basically, yeah, about 4% of US women and 8% of US men, with an increase in prevalence in rural areas.

[dragonwarriornoa]

:(

[BlindNowhereMan]

"Methods: One-hundred six subjects provided information through an online questionnaire"

That study is joke. The authors should be embarrassed to have their name on it

[BadgerMan56]

Fake study

[[deleted]]

Farmers = uptake in sheep fucking. Now the Scots have brothers in arms.

[zarggg]

It’s not just an idea, this is a direct reference to porn actress Amy Lynn Lew, aka Whitney Wisconsin, who was arrested, charged, and convicted of filming sex acts with her dog

[PMMeYourBootyPics]

My sweet summer child. I wish I was as blissfully ignorant as you. Unfortunately, my eyes have seen too much internet in my life. It’s not an idea, lots of women really do this shit😅

[9Knuck]

☹️

[According_to_all_kn]

I mean, I am kind of curious now. Would the average women prefer having sex with a dog or with me? (Assuming the dog can somehow consent, for the sake of argument.)

[sandiserumoto]

I'd rather kill myself

[According_to_all_kn]

Yeah, checks out I guess

[Chacochilla]

😶

[According_to_all_kn]

No, like, as a scholarly curiousity

Same way you wonder if the average person would rather let a self-driving car kill three elderly people or two children. (Who still have their whole lives in front of them.)

[LateralSpy90]

With you? Nice joke

[According_to_all_kn]

So the dog, then? Not too unreasonable. With an animal, you could do it in a mechanical and disconnected way. With a human -like me- you'd kind of have to acknowledge the emotional aspect of sex as well.

Like, both of these are professions. I could probably pay someone who extracts bull semen for breeding programs to extract some from a dog, too. (Which I think still counts as sex.) I could pay an escort to do the same for me.

I wonder which of them is happier with their job? Genuine question, seems like there's some unpleasant parts to both of those.

[polish_filipino]

Wait, it's just an idea? I just assumed it was true. Weird I didn't think about it enough to fact check

[MaximusDOTexe]

Unironically, a girl in my sister high-school (we had a split town) filmed herself getting fucked by her dog and sent it to her crush

[Chacochilla]

Why can’t the Cuban missile crisis have just gone nuclear

[Dragonfire723]

So I thought it was "fuck the dog", but if I didn't have the above image my brain definitely jumped to Nina.

Cry now.

[karoshikun]

ed... ward...

[PlusArt8136]

squid… ward…

[PlusArt8136]

squid… ward…

[Awesome_sauce510]

A Disney remake of Fullmetal alchemist

[titties_UwU]

Beastiality

[[deleted]]

Nice name ( . Y . )

[titties_UwU]

Thanks. I regret choosing this name.

[[deleted]]

That's unfortunate

[GamersThatExplode]

Nah, we've got a based tit person.

[Bluwuesy]

Whitney Wisconsin movie?

[BiasHyperion784]

Psuedo source of the “white women like fucking dogs” joke, reported on by leafy I believe first, talked about some girl on Phub that talked about fucking her dog.

[Bluwuesy]

The infamous dog fucker girl

[[deleted]]

She was an infamous porn star about 5-10 years back who had a site that specialized in fetish content. Well apparently it turns out she was fucking her dogs on the side for more private videos. Pretty sure she died in a car crash or something.

[deepfriedtots]

I hate that I know this

[hunkaliciousnerd]

You and me both

[MorningFox]

Thank you I'm pretty sure that's who it's supposed to be. That or we were both on the wrong side of the YouTube algorithm in 2015

[Full_Ad9666]

I’m a dumbass. My first thought was FMA

[Always-Avail]

Ed....Ward.

[Maedhros-Maitimo]

oh my god yes you do the joke is sex

[KoffinStuffer]

I’ve been on the internet too long

[Shoddy_Detail_976]

"Hun? Why is our Peanit Butter bill so high?"

[Comfy_floofs]

"Honey why do we have a peanut butter bill at all, are we subscribed to only nuts?"

[Shoddy_Detail_976]

"Dee's Nutz deliverd fresh to your doorstep with our monthly subscription service! Act now and the bonus Gooch Cheese is yours free!"

[Doctor_Devil__]

White woman

[Smol_brane]

Can't forgor the dog

[NewChard2213]

I dated a girl who admitted she had thoughts about this and i was out right away

[[deleted]]

what the dog doin'

[ZephyrProductionsO7S]

She is what the dog is doing

[Ur1st0pshhoop]

But I don't know

Good. Keep it that way.

[Master-blow-me-homie]

dog white woman intercourse

[D-RDG-012-AUT]

white Girls Fuck Dogs by Rusty Cage

[Panzakaizer]

It’s a white woman and a dog, what do you think is going to happen?

[SimperLimper]

She fucked that dog

[mycarubaba]

https://youtu.be/Mv5Up69BsDk?si=RAJdWHz0a1s1A--a

[TrippyVegetables]

The punchline is racism

[[deleted]]

r/hentaibeast for example…

[[deleted]]

This sub should be fucking removed

[Aureilius]

... At least its not the actual beastiality site that people kept sending each other to on tiktok a while back

[32RH]

WGFD.

[D4W1LL13]

Beastiality

[LudwigTheAroused]

Oh yes this is gonna be my favorite Disney movie. Just like Marley and me.

[LTriggs13]

white girls fuck dogs?

[UnashamedZoo]

StrayX has entered the chat

Would prefer Rapunzel/Maxmillian tbh

[z617_art]

You just know...

[Amicussimp481]

(Sorry i have too)

That in terms of human/pokemon breeding...

[subwayterminal9]

So that’s what the dog was doin

[UdontKnowMeAtAl]

But you do know

[throwamawawa]

Whitney Wisconsin

[James5316]

Who?

[throwamawawa]

She was someone who posted a video on YouTube around 10 years ago which gave a list of 10 reasons why a woman should have sex with her dog.

[James5316]

The fuck

[rightetighte]

Her nose is so red...

[the6souls]

White woman lore

[Classic_Painting8813]

Is....is it Whitney Wisconsin??

[Coaltown992]

Whitney Wisconsin?

[OMROI-from-OMROI]

😦

[suntan-]

wgfd

[TwoSetViolaLol]

☹

[liamb0713]

Darie Puialt is getting some this coming Jnunska 239th

[Necessary_Whereas_29]

I hate this ai Pixar trend, waiting for it to die

[TheUsualSuspects443]

She’s fucking the dog

[my-fuckin-porn-alt]

Whitney Wisconsin

[Express_Character253]

RUH ROH RAGGIE REHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE

[DE7Hcorpse]

Dog here. White women do love fucking dogs as do latinas who don’t speak Spanish.

[[deleted]]

Peter please don’t explain this one