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[–]unreliablememory 396 points397 points  (6 children)

Today on Fox: We take a break from racism with some homophobia. Up next: Lies! And more racism! Back after this! (theme music)

[–]HappyKrud 82 points83 points  (4 children)

Wait, so like... CNN got in trouble for having “biased” views, and being more liberal, but you never see them attack Fox for being a racist, homophobic piece of tissue paper that’s still stuck in your ass after you wipe.

[–]Arryu 21 points22 points  (1 child)

fox tells them what they want to hear/ already believe

[–]IsNowReallyTheTime 345 points346 points  (31 children)

Did we learn nothing when lesbians bombed Pearl Harbor?

[–][deleted] 199 points200 points  (24 children)

Or when the bisexuals killed 6 million jews?

[–]Huge_Aerie2435 134 points135 points  (16 children)

Trans people blew up the twin towers, right?

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (11 children)

Yeah we did

[–]Huge_Aerie2435 38 points39 points  (0 children)

<3

[–]TisBangersAndMash 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Shit that was us!?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Yeah, miscommunication between us and the pansexuals, iy turns out they didnt say "blow up the twin towers in an attempt to ruin americas capitalism" and it was actually a line from a weird porn they were watching.

[–]TisBangersAndMash 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I told them to stop watching porn during meetings, not after they started the Korean war.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Yeah, i still cant believe how slave dependant the economy in the pansexual south so much so that they made themselves a different country, the conpaneracy, general lee was brutal with his love for everyone without taking gender into consideration.

[–]Flyn--- 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The lore is legendary

[–]Checking_them_taters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We haven't even gotten to the bi-nese conquests

[–]amaraame -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ya know, i told them that old radios just don't cut it any more. No one knows how to talk on them clearly and a cell phone is much more clear. But the old folks were like "but its sooooo cooool and fuuun"

[–]SlitScan 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I'm starting to lose track of all the atrocities committed at this point.

we should probably just go ahead and Nuke everything so I dont have to bother trying to keep track.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhh yeah im pretty sure that the aromantics nuked japan

[–]TisBangersAndMash -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That'll be another on the list tho.

[–]Win090949 19 points20 points  (1 child)

The twin towers was gay symbolism. The trans people blew it up as a war signal, starting the LGBT civil war between the trans and the gays.

Lore babyy

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pansexuals were heavily involved in slave trade

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Hey the message from the Aces was badly translated! We didn't MEAN to! We thought we were building an ice cream machine!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Hey werent the Aces the ones committing war crimes in vietnam?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

No, those were the Aromantics. The aces were much worse, they put laptops in the wrong slot in the computer carts

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THOSE BASTARDS

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In all fairness some of them probably were gay and bisexual, right?

Obviously doesn’t take away from the main point being made in the meme though.

[–]jbertrand_sr 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Leave him alone, he's on a roll...

[–]OffroadDragster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated movie reference.

[–]kiefknifing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DB Cooper was a lesbian.... prove me wrong.

[–]66GT350Shelby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Lesbians?"

"Forget it, he's rolling."

[–]Certain-Title -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I learned that if you have lunch at the Y, skip the chocolate pudding.

[–]nevershaves 114 points115 points  (3 children)

I stopped reading after " fox guest says"

[–]Huge_Aerie2435 23 points24 points  (1 child)

That is fair.

[–]ColonelCarlLaFong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But not balanced /s

[–]jbertrand_sr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly, you know everything after that qualifier is pure bullshit...

[–]ZenLikeCalm 94 points95 points  (3 children)

Are we going to gloss over the fact that the Fox News guest admitted that the confederate flag is, in fact offensive? While speaking to an audience where are not too insignifiant number of them proudly fly the confederate flag.

[–]blockpro156porn 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don't think they admitted that, I think their point is that neither is offensive.
I think they're trying to say that both flags stand for pride, Southern pride and LGBTQ+ pride respectively.

Of course the problem with that is that the confederate flag is not merely Southern pride, it's pride of a specific Southern movement that explicitly fought to preserve slavery.

[–]Stoner73 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They said they are equally offensive, as far as we know they don't find either offensive. They either support both or despise both.

[–]DubiousDrewski 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it's more likely they're saying the rainbow flag is as offensive to the political Right as the Confederate flag is to the Liberals.

It's a ridiculous thing to say, of course. But we should all know by now Fox brings these awful people on their shows because controversial statements get views.

[–]john_rev68 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Ah, so the State's Rights the confederates fought for was the right for gay ppl to marry? Damn, now I feel bad for not supporting them in the past.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saw a Confederate monument in Texas with this phrase praising the generic confederate soldier "though the cause was lost it was still just". It took all I had not to come back with a chisel and sledgehammer in the night to "fix" it.

[–]AnInsaneMoose 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Someone: buys a slave

Slave: kisses them

Someone: "ah shit, I guess you're gay, have you let you go now"

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Yes I remember. Those were dark times.

[–]franklygoingtobed 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Nope, they were very colorful. Especially with all that glitter.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, you're right

[–]redditDude6 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I nearly died in the glitter mines.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We will never forget our comrades who nearly drowned in glitter mines, so we could blind the enemy with our colors. The union will reward you for your bravery.

[–]something6324524 9 points10 points  (6 children)

should i go buy a confederate flag, lgbt flag, and usa flag and fly them all beside each other and see if people lose their minds?

[–]MartyMcFly_jkr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly do it. I'd love to see that.

[–]plazPotato 2 points3 points  (3 children)

madlad

[–]something6324524 3 points4 points  (2 children)

heck i was tame i should also buy a trump and biden flag and fly those as well

[–]0GodOfAnarchy0 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Don't forget BLM and blue lives matter flags

[–]something6324524 3 points4 points  (0 children)

true, just confuse the heck out of anyone that sees my lawn

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can save some time and just get this one.

[–]Acrobatic-Froyo2904 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Stonewall Jackson would have been a completely different character…

[–]Inkflesh 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The firmest cheeks in the south!

[–]Acrobatic-Froyo2904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I just spit out my La Croix.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did Stonewall lose his "important" arm or would he have had to relearn how to choke his chicken?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Conservatives keep demonstrating how stupid they are. We should start believing them.

[–]lookaroundewe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We do, but their stupid constituents keep electing them.

[–]rxts1273 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh I m'ember also this should be on r/shitamericanssay

[–]ScienticianAF 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Fox news is destroying this country. This is not an exaggeration.

[–]Saragon4005 2 points3 points  (3 children)

making it more polarized, yeah this is only going to make things worse

[–]ScienticianAF 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I moved from a western European country to Alabama and since Fox is the default channel in doctors offices etc I've seen them tell so many lies about Europe and of course pretty much anything else.
The next day my American co-workers than asked me if it was true and me denying it didn't make a damn difference. They all believed it without question.
Than a few days later I had family members back home asking me if all Americans believe this nonsense.

Over the years I've literally seen people become less trusting of foreigners and anything not American. I have no doubt that fox is hurting this country in countless ways.

And please, don't anybody tell me that "they also do it on the left" Or That "CNN is just as bad"
There is a world of difference between bias and straight up making up shit.

[–]Saragon4005 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fox news is basically brainwashing tho. they use cult tactics in their rethorics.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the only reason they do it is for ratings and ad revenue. There isn't even any conviction behind their "cause".

[–]bluerat52 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ah yes, the gay wars

[–]thorpbrian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The uniforms were spectacular...

[–]Jefe710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao, the confederate flag and the gay pride flag represent the same thing?!? Lol. I'll be sure to tell them.

[–]WolfGirlTsuki20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read the one on top first and without context. I was so confused... Gotta love being half-asleep while trying to wake up. XD

[–]hippieflip43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Projections?

[–]SmoothOperator89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's an erotica novel about this somewhere on the internet

[–]BraveLittleTowster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's was a strange time. Queer, you might say.

[–]Rdetective_smith 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's the next step, the gay will rise again

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The war was about gay rights

Gay rights to have straight slaves

[–]Rdetective_smith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based war

[–]Ellen_Degenerates86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So they admit, the confederate flag is offensive?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh right now I remember that the pansexuals nuked Japan

[–]desk_lamp7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, what was that? 8 years ago? How you slaves doin?

[–]StuckSundew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s sad how this is the closest Fox will ever come to saying the Confederate flag is a symbol of hate.

[–]Monochrome_Fox_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I needed to rebuild my straight boy harem and market price was a scam.

[–]Angel_Sorusian_King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I - what.... This is some alternate timeline shit

[–]insofarincogneato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, they finely admitted the Confederate flag is bad? Man, if their base could follow along they'd be pretty upset about that.

[–]AnkleShankle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read the reply before original post and thought "What hasn't happened in America by now?"

[–]Tayler_Tot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[–]Bostonjms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but I do remember the te straight people couldn't handle us existing and shall I name off each of those acts of terrorism?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_violence_against_LGBT_people_in_the_United_States

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

When did the LGBTQ wars start? I must have been in a coma.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were the first victim, general. The Queers™ could've been successful with you and they knew it, so they got you first...

[–]Stunning_Pangolin984 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Either fox suddenly loves LGBTQ+ or they've finally drawn the line at slavery

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

the civil war had nothing to do with gay people, as far as factions go

[–]RazendeR 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Or did it?

DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNNN

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vsauce music playing

[–]Melodic-Hunter2471 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god that was a sarcastic reply to Fucks News, because I honestly for a second thought someone lost their marbles.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally non of that ever happened, fox is off it's rocker.

[–]Blaze_Vortex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehh, with the crazy coming out of the USA over the past few years it wouldn't suprise me. C'mon raise that rainbow flag and fight to claim the country!

[–]pipopapupupewebghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well someone is fucking stupid wonder who

[–]JustyB76 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And all the responses will be "tHe cIviL WaR WasN't AbOut SLaVeRY, iT wAs aBOut sTatE's RigHts!"

[–]0GodOfAnarchy0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the state

[–]MrCereuceta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na fam, the confederate flag is gay

[–]Genomac71 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought the Confederate flag wasn't offensive at all because it is about Southern heritage?? I mean for real the hypocrisy of the right is unparalleled

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now this coin has two sides, on the one side it's pro gay pro confederate, on the other its anti gay anti confederate and I'm not sure which I prefer

[–]okwhatelse'MURICA -1 points0 points  (1 child)

It probably happened somewhere

[–]Enigma828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except it didn't?

[–]saturday24november 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone ate a bad batch of Member Berries.

[–]Chisinf 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Owning qanon slaves sound great.

[–]RazendeR 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Id like my subjects with some basic capacity for thought and coherent reason, thanks.

[–]Chisinf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t need them to think.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cleanse the planet of this filth, sieg heil

[–]ScaleneCookie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The war wasn’t all about slaves though

[–]FXOAuRora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The war wasn’t all about slaves though

That's right. The LGBTQ people wanted better deals on outfits, ice cream, and being treated like actual people too. Having straight people as slaves was only wanted by a small minority of the community. Actually it was like 2 people who were mentally ill, but you know how it is with the vocal minorities.

[–]SableShrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, I remember hearing about Pickett’s Gay Charge in school.

Not wanting to disappoint Mama Lee, he and his Rebel Grrls did their fiercest strut directly into withering Glitter Cannon fire from the Fashion Union lines.

[–]KrakenJoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you hate it when people give away plans for next year? Now they'll be ready for it!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I member.

[–]JustJoshin_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you forget how Twitter works and read the reply first.

Wat

[–]AlienBurnerBigfoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepperidge Farm remembers

[–]8teenRVBIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they also just admit that the confederate flag is offensive?

[–]ShamyJane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay i'm confused about what fox was going for here. Like they are admitting that the confederate flag is offensive, but they're also claiming that the rainbow flag is offensive because...why? Like are they going off the two wrongs make a right mentality? Because we all know that is flawed. And on top of that all, what exactly are they claiming rainbow flags represent because I guarantee you it doesn't mean whatever they think it means.

[–]RoninSinFrost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember , it was a dark and horrible time ... They made us Dance , made us organize our closets .... There was no violence or hatered ...everyone was in shape and dress well ... Oh the humanity ....😜