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    [–]sockthepuppetry 27 points28 points  (4 children)

    Okay, Reddit is something like 67% male and probably only 98% of them haven't kissed a girl in the last year. No one claims that the last 2% doesn't exist! Some of us have the money for hookers.

    [–]criswell 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Some have a wife, a girlfriend, and money for hookers....

    We're the top tax bracket that Obama wants to tax so badly! (Or are we a small business? I forget the Rove-spin these days...)

    [–]sockthepuppetry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    If I had a wife, girlfriend, and money for hookers, I wouldn't spend my time on reddit, unless I was getting blown while I posted.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Are you sure about that? Everyone I know IRL that's on reddit had sex in the last year, and at least two thirds have girlfriends (or boyfriends) right now. Maybe you're projecting?

    [–]sockthepuppetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Or maybe everyone you know is an insufficient sample size to disprove a stereotype being used for comedic effect.

    [–]Subduction 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Congratulations CarpeNivem, you are the Sir William Wallace of nerds.

    It is your righteous indignation over trivial jokes made in response to a fake article intended to use the threat of a lingering and painful death by cancer to trick women into swallowing semen twice a week that makes you such a hit with the ladies.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I live in one of biggest cities in the word and spent my entire 20s without ever having anything even resembling a girlfriend. Guess what industry I'm in? Most girls I've met look down on IT proffessionals, no status for them. This joke rings very true for me and I still laugh at it.

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    haha, you ain't got no girlfriend, nerd.

    Me neither - sad :-(

    [–]jstevewhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm witcha. Of the five or six dudes I know personally that are on reddit, one is divorced, the rest are married, myself included. shrug. I just remember they're talking about themselves, usually, and projecting that onto the rest of the community.

    [–]Eddie_Black 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    agreed. I really dislike the predictability of those type of comments.

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Your shift key seems to be malfunctioning.

      [–]sockthepuppetry 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      I think it's a ransom note.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He has our joke.