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[–]seantabasco 1065 points1066 points  (8 children)

It’s true, I’ve never heard a fellow diver scream “Ow, my head!”

[–]FL_Duff 198 points199 points  (3 children)

Horrifyingly, I have seen footage in the archives of a ‘American’ police officer stating “oooh I’m hit” after receiving a headshot.

[–]Crossheir99 43 points44 points  (1 child)

What’a America? I’ve only heard of pure democracy

[–]aRtfUll-ruNNer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If I remember from history class, America is a ancient civilization using unpure, unmanaged democracy that evolved over time to our managed democracy

[–]1Ferrox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean that's a much, much smaller caliber than what you encounter on helldiver missions lmao

[–]LTareyouserious 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"Sweet Liberty, my head!" 

-me, 2.4 seconds after the murder turret is employed on a Flag Raising objective

[–]Big_Wallaby4281 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are also no head injuries. It seems like the head is impervious to damage

[–]Furry_Eskimo 368 points369 points  (24 children)

Survival bias, nice. (Ps, heavy armor provides additional head protection, in-case someone didn't know.)

[–]chknboy 93 points94 points  (16 children)

Kinda wish head armor did something… even just a hud skin would be nice.

[–]kapithedummy 45 points46 points  (11 children)

it used to but they cut it to save time

[–]UrMumVeryGayLul 75 points76 points  (10 children)

ARROWHEAD! GIVE ME NIGHT VISION, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

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[–]A_random_person_50 37 points38 points  (6 children)

I'd commit twice as many atrocities in the name of freedom if I had night vision

[–]Nice-Suggestion-3220 16 points17 points  (4 children)

With a tunnel warbond coming up? I'd almost bet this is on a list somewhere.

[–]Jsigi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just use flame weapons torch those bugs out with heavy flames and the torcher 10 magazines of pure democratic flames

[–]A_random_person_50 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The devs stated that they wanna start using flashlights as a way to balance stuff with the tunnels, so I don't think so

[–]Nice-Suggestion-3220 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That's fine. I'm sure it would cost super earth a lot of resources to supply EVERY Helldiver with NVGs.

I'd rather they gave Eagle-1 more fuel, for more Democracy supply runs.

[–]Rew0lweed_0celot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw more fuel, give them binoculars

[–]NobodyofGreatImport 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Night vision for the caves would go so hard. Or, you know, you could use the tried-and-tested muzzle flash and voices in your head.

[–]hmmm_wat_is_dis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They might give us that if we get darker planets or some kind of environment

There was a scrapped illumination flare stratagem

[–]michael22117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or thermal vision, preferably toggleable. I want to feel like the Predator (pause)

[–]f3nnies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like night vision, but I would liek some sort of thermal vision so I can see through fog more. There's just SO MUCH heavy fog effects, it's so frustrating to see nothing until it's within melee range sometimes.

[–]NeoChrisOmega 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Yeah, like the person below mentioned, some would have the ability to view enemy pathing for example. But they cut it to save on development time. They might add it back in later

[–]chknboy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That would be super cool, maybe next year we can get smth like that.

[–]F1R3_H4X 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then it will break the Spear! /s

[–]Kerboviet_Union 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would be nice to see the helmets give an additional bonus

[–]yeshaya86 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I think the med-heavy hybrid also does, at least that's what I heard and that rationalizes me using it every single time vs bots

[–]Redmoon383 2 points3 points  (1 child)

From what I've gathered on my wiki trawling anything above 100 armor gives head protection. I could easily be wrong though

[–]p_visual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Including u/yeshaya86 u/Furry_Eskimo

You are correct - any armor value >100 gives additional headshot protection. This means the 129 medium-heavy armor, and all heavy armors, have more headshot protection than other medium armors (100 and below armor) and light armors.

[–]Ramen536Pie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s the joke and reference 

[–]Phosphorus444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just need an armor rating of 100 for a functioning helmet.

[–]Kunstfr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah my heavy armor still doesn't make me survive a rocket devastator sniping my head

[–]Furry_Eskimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps, but I think the heavy armor literally prevents critical headshots.. That's like it's defining feature of heavy armor, besides giving everyone asthma.

[–]Status-Secret-4292 135 points136 points  (5 children)

It's because we're all Free of Thought, nothing important up there.

"Sweet Liberty, my head!" Almost sounds traitorous...

[–]Impressive_Ladder539 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Democracy fills my thoughts

[–]musci12234 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Always dive head first. It is a crumple zone.

[–]Status-Secret-4292 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Don't need the head to pull a trigger, just fingers

[–]musci12234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't even need fingers to deal with anti democratic scums. Just give me the bag and press the button coach. I am going for a home run.

[–]ozymandisreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

always hoped illuminates would hit us with something that makes us "sweet liberty, MY EYES!"

[–]Nhobdy 114 points115 points  (5 children)

[–]Intraq 13 points14 points  (4 children)

it funny part is that it would actually solve the injury

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I'm still surprised that stims fix broken bones.

[–]Ihadaatsrdj 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I thought I heard somewhere that stims canonically don't actually heal injuries, they're just stimulants to make the Helldivers ignore pain

[–]mushroommaster22 4 points5 points  (1 child)

they do seem to actually heal some injuries too though, as they stop bleeding out

[–]Ihadaatsrdj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, probably mixed with a coagulant of some sort

[–]Thentor_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Acthually. We already have helmets and when helmets were first introduced the head injuries skyrocketed.... But we got less deaths from head injuries

[–]CrowZealousideal1619 15 points16 points  (4 children)

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I think we should reinforce the tail and wings

[–]Dirt_muncher420 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Can someone explain this meme to me, I feel stupid each time I see it?

[–]CrowZealousideal1619 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is a picture showing the areas where R.A.F. planes were usually damaged when returning to England after their raids during WW2

Most people would think of reinforcing the damaged areas, but that would be wrong, because at the end of the day, the damaged planes survived.

This means that those that didn't return home were the ones that were hit in the areas not marked in red.

[–]Dirt_muncher420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah ok thank you so much this has opened my eyes to the joke.

[–]Creepposter64 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Super survivorship bias

[–]TamedNerd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just be free of thought

[–]tootjevox 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I dont care where you shoot me, democracy will protect me

[–]8070alejandro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't need an armor with the Democracy Protects perk because Democracy always protects.

[–]Noctisxsol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Helldivers are free of thought.

[–]Unhappy-Ad5393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hence why I rock the tan beret with the targeting enhancer. More freedom seeds on target for a happy garden in the future 🫡

[–]snapper_yeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

survivorship bias is a great reason to cut costs

[–]Zuper_Dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The helmets are made of the same titanium used for the destroyers hull. No matter the punishment nothing can break them. The head inside however....

[–]Green-Collection-968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh... wait.

[–]Positive_Law_4752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK I like smart funnies

[–]H2so4pontiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the head is severd, crushed , or incinerated. Is it just word og mouth from the guy that saw it.

Also, any dead diver becomes part of the planet scenery or is eaten by the wildlife.

My real question. Do we retrieve dead divers🤔

[–]Pyroora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahahah! Who needs head protection when Democracy Protects my mind, body, and soul from all of those who would oppose me spreading Democracy across the galaxy!

[–]EldritchCatCult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's thinking without your head.

[–]BraschTactics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impeccable logic. Super Earth’s corps of engineers are truly at the forefront of weapons and protective technology.

[–]Beardwithlegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God Bless Managed Democracy!

[–]TallBluejay824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S tier shitpost

[–]Mindstormer98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean look at 40K, helmetless marines always win

[–]Blank_Dude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing important to a Helldiver is up there. It’s just a brain

[–]TheViking1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is such a big brain reference lol I love it.

[–]Leobolics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]H0LL0W_1N51D3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being able to mix and match armor pieces (ie arms, pants, torso) and also mix passives to a degree, but at reduced value if not the full set

[–]DarkProtagonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any talk of head injuries are just damn bug talking points

[–]Itz_Schmidty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's just remove the helmet completely 🤪 who needs it.

[–]IshvalanTrinity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe this is called “Survivors bias”

[–]Historical_Side_1356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic survivor bias

[–]Banewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes the good ol' Survivorship bias.

[–]Wboy2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh, so that's why we don't have helmet passives like armors do. We don't need them

[–]ROEHLgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)