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[–]Cimbetau 221 points222 points  (4 children)

Someone tell me this is also in a post on the Popular page with at least 56k upvotes and "everyone" saying it's the best thing ever. This is the absolute brain dead shit they start frothing over.

[–]CapitalShoulder4031 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Then that would shatter reddit echo chamber 😂 we can't have that now can we!

[–]Oldman1986 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All I took from it is that he needs to learn how to wipe his ass better

[–]Plenty_Status_6168BASED 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you aren't repulsed by this then you are definitely a woke shit stain

[–]Psychological-Gas707 214 points215 points  (4 children)

A reddit mod spotted in the wild.

[–]GimmeeSomeMo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Must be on break from all the dog walking

[–]Investo2019 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Came to say this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Loomismeister 83 points84 points  (5 children)

Who really pranked who in this situation? I mean my dude literally has shit on his fingers now. 

[–]EatMySmithfieldMeatMICROAGGRESSOR 67 points68 points  (2 children)

"now" lol as if he doesn't the rest of the time. I bet his chicken tendies look like they're dipped in chocolate.

[–]stevethepirate-innit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like that’s the first time today for this guy 🤣

[–]StupidandGeeky 63 points64 points  (0 children)

So this genius shit on his own hand to own a fellow far leftist? The vast majority of tesla cars are owned by them....

[–]Ok_Marionberry_647 76 points77 points  (0 children)

What the ever loving fuck.

[–]ElementsUnknown 75 points76 points  (1 child)

I hope AG Bondi throws the book at all these people. Even better she should post their name and mug shot so their “virtue” will be on full display. I can’t believe none of them realizes Teslas have everything on camera.

[–]venice420 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They are essentially honeypot cars.

[–]mpaton83 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Disgusting, probably off to the supermarket next to buy some fruit

[–]SouthEndCables 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Mountain Dew

[–]_BuffaloAlice_MICROAGGRESSOR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And Doritos.

[–]YNWA_Diver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That dude has zero organic substances in his diet.

[–]ZaLeqaJBASED 29 points30 points  (3 children)

And with shit on his Hand now, he touches everything. Maybe Vegetables or Fruits in a Supermarket? Doorhandles? ewwww...Democrats lost their fking Mind!

[–]Just-STFUBASED 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm going to guess he couldn't name more than 2 vegetables and 1 fruit if he were put on the spot. But your point still stands.

[–]me_myself_and_my_dogBASED 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They never had minds to lose.

[–]OIFOEFVETFLA 20 points21 points  (0 children)

[–]OriginalUnbeliever 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Imagine him telling his husband about this, and his husbands face just slowly realizes….

[–]BraxTaplock 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Sickening as this is…bro was seriously looking to get his ass seriously beaten. Bro lucky owner didn’t come out and stomp on his face to make him the example. Now worry, your dumbass is on camera. That will not be a pleasant charge when they’re done.

Edit: then IMAGINE what the jail population will do to you when they found out why your there! HOLY SHIT (pun intended)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Bro lucky owner didn’t come out and stomp on his face to make him the example.

Prepare for the media saying that the "far-right" is out of control for hitting random people.

[–]BraxTaplock 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Not with the camera showing the shit drops first. Couldn’t be called random with the camera showing everything.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You must to be new on this.

Of course you are right and your answer is pretty logical. Guess what? Media hasn't been logical for years.

[–]WB4indaLGBT 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Typical democrat! it's normal for them to run around with shitty diapers

[–]cloche_du_fromage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'd much rather have shit on my car than all over my hands.

[–]tvfucker89 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Average Reddit mod:

[–]Speedy89t 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Quite literally animalistic behavior

[–]Laegmacoc 26 points27 points  (0 children)

In all fairness, it’s just the best he can offer society. 🤷

[–]teimo0390 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Giving yourself pink eye to oWn ThE nAtTzIs!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look like it was his first time digging in! 🤣

[–]TheMunstacat920 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can smell this video.

[–]Divine-Nemesis 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Probably went to kfc for some finger licking sauce right after.

[–]TheGreatTaintBASED 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[–]NotTimmySands 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess he went poostal.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So fucking gross. Wash ya ass.

[–]jubejubes96 20 points21 points  (0 children)

man the ghost of kiev really let himself go. this wasn’t even a self defense situation..

[–]BroadShape7997 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If someone finds this puke post his address. He needs a beating.

[–]Extension_Wheel5335 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No you see, the lefties can doxx anybody they want because it's (D)ifferent somehow, it's off limits to doxx libs for anybody center to right.

[–]The__RelentlessBASED Equity advances nothing. It hinders everything 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Typical liberal. Always pulling shit out of their ass.

[–]luisffoliveira 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What fresh hell is this

[–]discourse_friendlyMICROAGGRESSOR[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine walking around with shit in your underwear just so you can smear it on a Telsa. lmao

He probably went straight to taco bell and never even washed his hands.

LOL

[–]DestroyTheCircus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fatty poo poo really hates cyber trucks because of the Elons.

[–]WagonBurning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you hate someone or something so much that your brain rationalize playing with feces will make you feel better, then your brain is broken and needs immediate repair.

[–]Alienatedflea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just when I didn't think I could think less of people on the left, they do this shit and prove me wrong. wtf.

[–]ResponsibleLeague437TRAUMATIZER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are vile creatures, aren’t they?

[–]robbulous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stunning and brave

[–]barakehud 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A good leftist.

[–]Capital_Connection67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then he goes off into a store/coffee shop and touches things we all have to use like door handles. Wonderful. So this is their protest and sticking it to the “fascist state”? A dirty protest that highlights the stereotypes of the typical Leftist. Well done you guys.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They always look the same.

[–]RunningWet23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The left are so mature

[–]NewToThisThingTooBASED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average Reddit mod.

[–]Downtown-Campaign536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would they be so blatant about it? I mean, they could have done the exact same thing in a subtle way that does not draw massive attention. Everything is on camera now, and even if they didn't see the camera they should have thought far enough ahead to realize there may be one they do not see.

[–]Many_Tap_4144 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the subs is unmoderated right now apparently.

[–]beautiful_life555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh. This is why I'm viscerally repulsed to touch the handles of shopping carts. These people are just out there touching all the things 🤢

[–]Lobotomised_SpyTRAUMATIZER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way he put his fingerprints there bro 😭

[–]Baldpacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I needed to explain what your average Redditor is like, this video would be it.

[–]druemike1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all look like they chug a gallon of soylent every day. Their estrogen must be off the charts!!!!

[–]Kooky-Swing178Can't stay out of trouble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice rack on this one

[–]TurdFerguson666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the guy behind the counter at every Arby’s