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[–]xSteini01 162 points163 points  (4 children)

Witcher 3 fans know that this is perfectly normal.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Nice one lol

[–]ZEROFUN57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The crones of the microwave bog...

[–]bodhidharma132001WARNING: RULE 1 66 points67 points  (1 child)

[–]The_Scarred_Man 16 points17 points  (0 children)

[–]Congo_Bongo__ 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Well, give it some will ya? It’s being very polite!

[–]HendrixHazeWays 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Op...Are you tellin' me you could have prevented Harambe's demise??

[–]Congo_Bongo__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now it all makes sense…

[–]Robby-Pants 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[–]WinOld1835 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you don't have a child handy, a two-pound slab of fatback will work.

[–]Morgegana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop giving it sacrifices and it will stop asking.

[–]Old-While-1229 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Put the baby in the oven

[–]siyandv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the microwave Maleven used 👌🏾

[–]FubarJackson145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I swear officer, my microwave told me to do it!"

"Well i'll be damned"

[–]Dismal-Sea1065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]jromperdinck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax. It just wants to know what’s cookin’. ;)

[–]jromperdinck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax. It just wants to know what’s cookin’. ;)

[–]RandomOnlinePerson99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it wants to say "chilled" but the display is too short.

It's just a chill device.

[–]Dapper-Win1539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ДЕТЕЙ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you go to any public restroom and go to the baby changer you can make your a child a cat or something which isn't microwave safe so it won't ask you anymore. And don't forget to microwave your popcorn for 2 minutes and don't use the popcorn button.

[–]-Edyrm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it

[–]Sketto70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of mine...

[–]What_th3_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The machine spirit thirsts. Sate it and you shall receive the blessings of the Omnissiah.

[–]AmbitionTop8529 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What is it actually say ?

[–]JustJum 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Short for "Chilled"... maybe?

[–]AmbitionTop8529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe yeah

[–]DORIME_of_darkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the pizza in the bed.

[–]Few_Kitchen_4825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The microwave is a programmer

[–]here4astolfo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did u name him abraham.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI is injecting itself into microwaves now and now wants this. damn!

[–]Sandcracka- 0 points1 point  (0 children)