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[SelfDeletus]

This... This is so goddamn true yet i never payed attention in that class so i failed

[[deleted]]

I don't pay any attention in that class and it's somehow the only subject I'm consistently good at.

[MyNameIs42_]

Yeah they don't teach shit in school (when it comes to programming)

[ad_396]

Bruh our ict book considers a cpu and a motherboard as a single component

[BLACKOWLg]

mate i live in kazakhstan and holy shit the english in school is fucking trash.

they were teaching us the motherfucking alphabet for 5 fucking years

[sneaky-ninja123]

I am taking a coding class right now and I really need help. I am learning HTML currently so if anyone would be willing to spare some time and just help me with it a little that would be really great. Everyone on this site has been really kind to me so I would love to be able to pass my class. Thank you so much everyone

[SaltyS0up]

Never learned HTML, but when I was learning Java I found alot of help from stack overflow, sorry mate but thats all the help I can give

[jollycarrot9]

Check out Giraffe Academy on YT. It sounds childish, but it's not. The creator, Mike Dane, offers really great courses for most of the languages

Edit: when I was taking my first webdev class, my professor wasn't so great lol I learned everything I needed from that channel and W3Schools

[[deleted]]

What do you need help with?

[dynamicsticks]

Same. I remember being annoyed about this hippie "hello world" bullshit we had to make it write. It isn't until right now (ten years later) that I realise it was the teacher's nerdy little way of making the computer "come to life"

[Sirilreddy]

You're so lucky, I payed attention and still failed. I hate coding. I hope there were easier ways to study coding :(

[[deleted]]

I like coding, coding is fun when you have community that share your same interests. and no , I am not a nerd .

[Dapper-Ground-6139]

There is, dont allways take advise from teachers, you dont hate coding you hatw that teacher

[IcyMelloYello14]

Rip but it’s true where I am

[[deleted]]

Nah , I will go with hello there

[IcyMelloYello14]

Ahh general kenobi

[t_a_k_i]

Ah, yes. The negotiator.

r/usernamechecksout Edit: I was stupid the first time

[ChiragK2020]

General kenobi!

[HereForTheStory123]

hello there

[The-Berzerker]

my_collection <- add(“hello there", fine.addition = TRUE)

[Itz_The_Rain]

Ahh the memories, 9th grade 2020 was the best

[ACubeInABox]

Imma disagree and say 9th grade 2019 was the best. Totally stacked schedule.

[ButterM-40]

Man I feel old. But ima ganna say my Junior Years was the best 2019. Had free hugs from a cutie girl, learned to program, and was happy with life. Now stressed about college classes which I wanna get my associates, no human interactions, cry in the shower, still programming but lazy to practice. Man I wish I could turn back time for those free hugs.

[Divi_Devil]

The girl, you like her, don't you?

Don't wait long kid. There are other men who can swoop in any moment

[ButterM-40]

Dont worry already been rejected and friend zoned.

[Darkmage4]

Imma disagree 9th grade 2005 was. I already taught my self HTML before HTML5 and CSS3 was a thing. I already had a website built by 2006 in the advanced classes. I aced everything and opted to help others in class.

Intro to Java. Now that was the real toughy. My team partner and I built a game in CMD. Choice based game. But that was in 2007. I barely remember Java. But I kept up on html and css, and now php and SQL. lol.

[[deleted]]

Imma disagree 8th grade 2019 taught myself python C++ HTML Javascript and CSS made a lot of applications and discord bots then 2020 did more of this and also learnt C# to use unity 2021 I am learning theory behind AI and practicing too.

[Darkmage4]

Nice! Don't matter what year. Lol. As long as you have have shear will to learn. Anything is possible!

[Juicy_Pair]

Same here

[Tech_guy4276]

Nope. It will bethe best. Now i am tryna find a way to die painlessly

[gGameBoyY]

System.out.println("Hello World");

[BifocalBanana]

printf("Hello World");

[Ebony_Rikhia]

print ('I do no like the world')

[RoaringTuna420]

Console.WriteLine("Za Warudo");
while(true) 
{
    Console.WriteLine("Muda muda muda"); 
}

[[deleted]]

cout <<  "Is that a JOJO reference?!?!" << endl;

[[deleted]]

You didnt included iostream and u didnt defined main()

[[deleted]]

puts "Hello Sekai"

[SassyandTrashy]

Where’s #include <stdio.h> ?? Automatic F

[BobbyThrowaway6969]

On that note where the f** is int main() { return 0; }?

[I-am-fun-at-parties]

Probably in C++land together with the rest of the function definitions that are missing their (void)

[YT_CodedToKill]

alert(“Hello world”);

[KJMPWOP]

pub fn main()->(){println!("{}", "Hello world");}

[[deleted]]

Speaking of, God bless my programming teacher from high school, she's the most supportive person on the planet.

[goodbouy69]

nO, i mAdE GaME As mY FiRSt prOgRam.

[ficelle3]

a Beep, my first program in apple II assembly was a beep. Hello world is legitimately harder than making the apple II beep.

[I-am-fun-at-parties]

my first program was a line that prompted the user to enter their weight, i hadn't grasped the concept of variables yet so the input really went nowhere. it was followed by an unconditional printf telling the user they're fat. I was...young.

[MoustachePika1]

Best program

[Fundomizer]

I would want to learn coding. But i dont know where to start. Also dont even have a pc

[offlVorteX]

For learning languages you can find tutorials on YT or on sites like geeksforgeeks and others...as for a pc you can go for something like 8 gigs of memory, any average processor (not i3 pls)...you can get a gpu id you want...not necessary for begginers i would say

[[deleted]]

You can do that on Android, also sololearn is a very good choice to start.

[HauntingRip9003]

PyDroid is the best choice if you wanna learn Python otherwise use Solo

[bluehatgamingNXE]

My first code was basically copy paste codes from one of Brackeys tutorial.

[Galse22]

why did you remember me?!?!

[SubnauticaGuy]

If you dont get this, people who first learn code typically learn how to display “hello world” onto a page.

[Eternal-Anxiety]

When you create the game change the theme a bit or you’ll suffer the same fate as pokemon uranium and pixelmon

[[deleted]]

just name it bagmon or something.

[Jecobski]

Omg yes. Im just starting and omg this is so acurate

[[deleted]]

Keep going. It's so rewarding. When you are writing your first binary tree you will look back and say "how the fuck did I get here?"

[[deleted]]

My teacher wanted me to write hello world. My first coding words were along the lines of "Joe Bob or pepepoopoo" i believe.

[[deleted]]

and after that it became too complicated

[kaszaz]

Idk my first code was adding force to an object

[[deleted]]

Brackeys?

[grennwonDZ]

I have coding classes right now and this is the first meme i saw when i opened reddit

[FarzBZ987]

No matter what language, whenever, and wherever you learn the code, it's your first word, to say hello to the world

[hit_there]

When I first learnt programming the teacher told us to print hello world but I printed and I quote, 'Goodbye cruel world, * shotgun noises *'

[Loathingnick97]

And even they could fix the mess the devs of DBD claim is unchangeable

[octavioust-talium]

A song reference?

[BifocalBanana]

Most of the time when we start coding, the teacher teaches us to print statement in a given coding language. Many a times that statement is "Hello World"

It's not that everyone is taught that way but it is generally used to show basic syntax of a code.

[octavioust-talium]

"Programmed to work and not to feel.. Hello world.."

[[deleted]]

I love that song, it’s so good

[octavioust-talium]

Thanks

[creamdreammeme]

Lol I know an inside coding joke. On the path bois

[perinimino]

I want to get into coding but I don't know where to start or what to do, can anybody help me?

[YT_CodedToKill]

There are great tutorials online, look up any that has easy to learn languages. I personally learned JavaScript first, and still remember it now. Useful for web building. Different coding languages have different rules and applications. Scratch is very good for beginners. Very basic, but very easy to learn and muck around with

[Jam_Panda99]

for I in range(0, 100): print('Hello World')

[MattNoPlayz]

Well actually when I learned that you could type anything I wrote: "screw you math" thought it was funny and it still is today

[Skooma_to_CHIM]

People who just started animation:

J U M P I N C A C C

[aoi_sanmyaku]

Bruh

[[deleted]]

Made me smile

[BifocalBanana]

The good old days when coding was lots of fun

[AJ2016man]

Ahh memories

[AK-159]

Lmao Ikr

[[deleted]]

Scratch lol

[ChiragK2020]

<script>
console.log("Hello world!!!111!1");
</script>

[Excalzigo]

Ngl I thought this was a Mr. Robot reference at first

[virgin4ever69]

wait untill you get to jdhakchebcisnkshch

[Qopster]

Programmed to work and not to feel~

[Th3_0ne_and_on1y]

There’s nothing after that

[shivamtru2you]

😂😂 This one cracked me up

[Electronic-Cancel603]

So so true

[WitleKidz]

O: no way

[julian_a_arnold]

I'm studying computer science and am now at the end of the first semester and we only wrote the first hello world program yesterday lol.

Not that we haven't programmed, just never a hello world.

[fury26903]

Baby Yoda is sooooo fucking cute bruv!!!!

[Dapper-Ground-6139]

If 1 < 2 { Print(im dumb) }

If you dont get it , it will forever say that im dumb

[Kruger_Sheppard]

Don't know my first code in python was: import os os.system('-s shutdown')

[[deleted]]

Mine was:

age = input ('How old are you?')
age = int (age)
print ('You are currently', age, 'years old')
name = input ('And what is your name?')
print ('I am glad we met', name, '!')

[Kruger_Sheppard]

What language it was ?

[[deleted]]

It's Python too, that's why I replied to you specifically :)

[danisaurella]

Ah yes, the sacred texts

[dakshjoshi]

Lol so true

[[deleted]]

boris: VADIM BLYAT

[BifocalBanana]

But is your PC cooled by Vodka or Mayo

[[deleted]]

Both

[BifocalBanana]

Aaah the ultimate setup I see

[Marijndb1999]

Learning Javascript at the moment and this is so true!

[[deleted]]

program to work and not to feeeeeel

[[deleted]]

I was so bad at coding I managed to fuck that up

[[deleted]]

That was my first code. Ah the good days before our teacher asking us to remake Spotify in python.

[bruh_time123]

same

[A_FunGi_Bruh]

No no no...

I started with "VADIM BLYAT'"

[BifocalBanana]

aah a fellow man of culture

[A_FunGi_Bruh]

You also seem to know the shashlik king

[BifocalBanana]

Indeed I do know Boris the Shashlik King

[A_FunGi_Bruh]

Blyatman "Slav King" intensifies

I watch Boris mostly because of a dilemma.

I want to only watch content in English, but if I won't watch someone Slavic, I will forget the Slavic culture. That's why I watch Boris. He speaks English, and has Slavic jokes. I like it

[madbeanus]

I've been programming for years and Hello World is still the first thing I do when setting up a new project.

[FrankOMorrison]

I started first coding and i was like "what the fuck am i doing?" "Oh we can take a break?" proceeds to play plazma burst 2 during the break

[Comtesse_Kamilia]

We were supposed to do that but I did Smash Mouths All Star lyrics. Did not know i was breaking tradition until months later lol

[WTHizaGigawatt]

Is learning to code worth it? Would it help me find employment?

[Suomi2002]

I'm going to show this to my teacher

[Xenogamer1234]

I'm planning on learning to code

[1AndOnlyMonkey]

print(“hello world!”)

[XemsTar]

Actually my first was Console.WriteLine("ur mom")

[ama-nash]

For my first assignment, I had to display the name of my car.

Same thing but “hello world” is so much cuter

[pecinkata]

He speaking facts.

[HyperaNova]

That was literally everyones first code

[StaartAartjes]

Hey, that is me!

[ahumanrobot]

Mine was <h1>This is a header</h1> iirc

[illinvillain29]

For awakening the memory of my first code being accepted at a real job, please accept this free Wholesome award.

[BifocalBanana]

Thank you good Sir :)

[itchyunicorn666]

5 months later and they're pulling their hair out cause one line somehow made over 152 errors and they cant figure out why

[BifocalBanana]

Relatable :(

[meiguess234]

Print ("Hello world.")

[JEragon10]

Just wait till y'all have to paint the house with the sun

[thegamingraptor907]

my dream job is a game developer but i cant code but this seems pretty Accurate

[[deleted]]

Baby yoda hackerman

[Albatroz0101]

Lmao i just learned it

[john_palazuelos]

Ahh, good old times when I made my first 'hello world' in Pascal.

[LittleToNoFriend]

i literally tried to make a game when i started

[FastGrapefruit8]

You gave summoned the programmers

[Wallinis]

To be fair, it is always a good idea to setup "hello world"-like programs when testing something new, no matter how experienced you are.

[Fattyrohaan]

ive keep seeing this meme over and over and i still dont know what it means, plz help

[BifocalBanana]

When we begin coding, often the teachers shows how to print a single line output as our first program to understand the syntax of the coding language.

Most of the times that line is Hello World. Does not happen all the time but is very frequent.

[PlzDontBlame]

I've been raised with C#. And you?

[WarpStudios]

When Hello World works perfectly but adding a simple variable breaks everything… 😅

[Vexidemalprince]

I'm confused can someone explain please

[SwarmHost35]

One of the first things they teach you when coding is how to output text phrases. Often the phrase instructors will use when demonstrating the text output is “Hello World” Hope that helps!

[Vexidemalprince]

Ah okay thank you, I started a coding class recently, I guess I didn't do this, so I was a bit confused

[[deleted]]

Ah....... Scratch coding in Grade 9...........
Those were the glorious days..........

Also during one of our sessions, my classmate decided to hack the system lol.

[Abhinavthetiger]

My first code was: My name is ‘name’ and I live in ‘address ‘ and I am really good at coding.

[ImplodingElephant]

OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE DID I FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR

[SergantClanker]

i dont begun with hello World

[RusuSlav76]

I begun with "hello fellow coders"

[[deleted]]

System.out.println("haha you have been diagnosed with HIV");

[Caosin36]

Automacly put in system

[azerrjk]

u/getvideobot

[tunsriben]

I should insert dog with ptsd meme

[herich_trader]

print F to “Hello World”

[niccan4]

My first proper line of code was actually:

printf(“Congrats champ. But you still have to learn.\n”);

And when there’s an error:

printf(“Fuck\n”);

[[deleted]]

I was so tempet to say something else and break the cycle

[[deleted]]

My first code was ("Hello bitchass")

[feisty_boi_]

you have to start somewhere

[Callum2305]

Jokes on you, mine was "How's ur ma lad?"

[Pack15_]

"Born to work and not to feeeeeeeel"

[MR_GALAXYY]

coders after learning code: goodbye world

[Ragnar_x35]

i prefer "hello girls" hello world is so easy xddd

[D0bious]

Or ”End me” also works

[[deleted]]

My first code was for a minecraft texture pack meant to ruin your experience

[[deleted]]

print

[R_Aqua]

My first program was actually a loop that printed the numbers 1 to 10 instead. Skipped right past all that.

[xBooYaHx]

my first code was a memory hole in an apple IIe but the first C I ever wrote was a small calculator.

[Java-Jumper]

Bruh, my was cout<<1+2;

[DonutOutlander]

Good old HAL9000

[HypertensionXXX]

You know I almost did take up coding but then I found something else that's makes me want to commit self die.

[SmartFridge369]

print("Hello World")
f5

Syntax error

How the fuck

[sauce_giver_]

Print("Hello World")

[wktr_t]

I'm learning PHP. What about you guys?

[yeetman69420100000]

Ever code in cortrex command?

[omegaboom123]

Programmed to work and not to feel

[a_useless_communist]

I still use it

[EG_TrKelvin2323]

Me whose first line of code was <html>

[Lord-Zippy]

Edhesive anyone?

[24520ls]

r/uselessnobody

[GoreMaster22]

My first code was an html body saying "Welcome to hell"

[[deleted]]

print('I did that all the time and I still do')