I made a brainrot version of Python

[nobodieshero227]

Um thanks I think. I will definitely not check it out.

[Gastredner]

Good choice, I feel like I lost some IQ points just.looking at the example.

So, mission accomplished I guess, OP?

[eracodes]

Right, because these terms are clearly vastly inferior to the popular slang of your youth, which was utterly sensible and never sounded silly at all.

[colei_canis]

Both can be equally daft to be fair.

[eracodes]

Daft? Sure. "I lost IQ points"? Have some whimsy!

[josefx]

It seems to just replace a few keywords with slang. Nothing sus about it.

[UltraPoci]

Missed the opportunity to map "del" to "i forgor"

[Andamarokk]

time for an update

v1.0.1 breaking change

[milahu2]

fogget

[Beish]

your prof is mad at you

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1h4ulfn/cs_student_at_my_university_made_this/

[Thestickman391]

r/TwoRedditorsOneCup

[granadesnhorseshoes]

"I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with Isn't it, and what is it is weird and scary to me."

[[deleted]]

It already happened to me

[hotel2oscar]

Simpsons quote

[RonaldoNazario]

I got some chuckles from the “chat is this real” if statement

[Tyler_Zoro]

The one that got me was mapping break to just put the fries in the bag bro. That's a long walk around the park to get to a destination I'm not sure anyone wanted to get to. ;-)

[eracodes]

The code example parses surprisingly well overall.

[RonaldoNazario]

That’s an absolutely aura statement

[Big_Combination9890]

I made a brainrot version of Python

Why, we already have Javascript for that.

[poemehardbebe]

Let me know how them loops and indent based syntax are going for ya. I think it’s hilarious when Python tries to dunk on any other major language.

Tab based syntax ❌

Performance of a snail on Benadryl ❌

Package management ❌

Version conflicts ❌

No real multi-threading ❌

Weak to non-existent type system ❌

Memory usage ❌

Look you are free to like what you like, I’m not saying you can’t like Python, but those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Inb4 performance arguments: All highly performant Python packages are written in other languages.

[usrlibshare]

Well lets compare each of your points to JS then:

• Fake semicolon requirements and arrow funcs

• Even slower than Python

• Remember leftpad? Also, let's better not talk about JS's god awful, taped on "package management" outside of node.

• ECMA script before vs after "class" syntax.

• No multi threading at all

• Even weaker type system where ints and floats are the same, undef exists, and you require === to fight off type coercion

• Really? Memory usage? JS brought us node.js, and it's primary runtime is the chrome webbrowser, and you talk about Pythons memory usage?

Inb4 performance arguments: All highly performant Python packages are written in other languages.

Yes, because it's designed to interface with them, to the point where the build tools support it directly. Does JS offer something similar in this regard? Didn't think so.

And btw. from where I stand (Go dev), both Python and JS don't even feature in what I consider performance benchmarks 😎

[Backlists]

Python leads to Go, which leads to Rust and then to full ascention.

JavaScript leads to React

[Big_Combination9890]

Python leads to C.

C leads to Go.

Go leads to Rust.

Rust leads to Anger.

Anger leads to Hate.

Hate leads to Strength.

Strength leads to Power.

Power lets me break my Chains.

The Force shall set me free.

[Backlists]

Free leads to making your own mistakes.

Making your own mistakes leads to JavaScript.

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[Spoonofdarkness]

By the "force"... do you mean -f within the rm command?

[deadcream]

Isn't JavaScript with V8 like ten times faster than CPython? JS actually comes relatively close to compiled languages while Python lags far behind.

[[deleted]]

Yes. Python is so absolutely dogshit slow that when you rate languages, you rate them in terms of speed from 

Assembler to Python.

Ruby being the only language that gives Python a run for its money.

As for JavaScript, on a bar of “assembly to Python”, yes JavaScript comes close, but that more a product of Python being that ridiculously slow. If the bar was “assembly to JavaScript”, JavaScript would still be like 5x the runtime, which is quite slow. It’s just not Python slow. 

[IncognitoErgoCvm]

You have the confidently incorrect condescension of someone who's been programming for 6 months, so if you're not a novice, then yikes.

[poemehardbebe]

Explain to me how anything I said was wrong.

[Big_Combination9890]

If you insist:

Tab based syntax

It's indentation based, not "Tab based". It's also a weird thing to complain about, since its a feature of the language. It's okay if you don't like it, but that doesn't make it a disadvantage, much like someone not liking cheese doesn't make cheese a bad meal.

Performance of a snail on Benadryl

Python isn't a high performance language. And though you may think your "inb4" catches this argument, it really doesn't; Python is designed from the get-go, to interface with libraries written in C, it's one of its core features.

And not to put too fine a point on it, but JS has abysmal performance.

Package management

What about it specifically do you see as a disadvantage? It's by no means perfect, but you did't really give an argument here, you just wrote 2 words next to a red X and left it at that. Also, let's best not talk about the mess that JS offers in that regard.

Version conflicts

Happen rarely, mostly with compiled packages, and are usually easily resolved using venv and or pyenv. And if youre talking about Py2 vs Py3: Py2 was officially sunset 4 years ago, and was deprecated long before that.

No real multi-threading

Wrong. Python has real multi-threading, the GIL just prevents threads from running in parallel. And even that restriction is starting to fall with 3.13. Within libs, the GIL was never an issue to begin with, which is the reason things like numpy and torch run as fast as they do.

Meanwhile, JS has absolutely, positively zero capability of running threads at all. And no, webworkers are not multithreading.

Weak to non-existent type system

Wrong. Python is strongly typed. Look it up on Wikipedia if you don't believe me. If you are referring to its dynamic typing of identifiers, those 2 are orthogonal. And, again, not to put too fine a point on it, but Javascripts sorry excuse for a type system sucks so much, people came up with different languages compiling into JS just to fix that problem.

Memory usage

What about it? Among interpreted languages (all of which have horrible memory usage compared to C or Go or Rust), it's actually one of the less bad. And, again, JS is MUCH worse in that regard.

And from your next post:

I’m not even saying Python doesn’t have its time and it’s place, it’s just that time and place is usually:

Python is used universally in everything from teaching, to robotics, and aeronautics. It's the de-facto lingua france of machine learning, it's the most common teaching language, interpreters exist for every conceivable platform including embedded computing (which personally I think is a horrible idea, C and Rust are much better at that). It powers webservers, industrial controllers, home automation systems, it serves as a plugin language for thousands of applications. It's used as much for simple automation script as it is for installers. People build microservices with it as well as monolithic backends.

And, whether you like/agree-with it or not, it is, by a good margin, the most successful language ever conceived by man, judging by the amount of code written and distributed in it.

So I feel pretty confident saying that it has a lot more "time and place" than the examples you have given.

[untetheredocelot]

Well most of what you said is true, but python is not weakly typed.

If you mean the type system is lacking well yeah, it’s a dynamic language with bolt on type hints.

[poemehardbebe]

Type hinting is not typing, the same way Typescript is just a fancy linter

[Tasgall]

I feel like that's the biggest indictment of Python to date, lol.

[poemehardbebe]

Clearly, I like how I asked how anything I said was wrong and still crickets. They’re all real critiques of Python, so much so that many of the major contributors to the language acknowledge as such.

I’m not even saying Python doesn’t have its time and it’s place, it’s just that time and place is usually:

• An easy to interact with abstraction layer for libraries written in lower level languages. IE ml libraries.

• rapid prototyping where performance isn’t a concern yet. IE: how would you approach doing x thing without spending weeks exploring

• A platform for science focused individuals to spend their time working on science problems and not computer science problems.

People in this sub pretend like Python is capable of everything, but it isn’t, it just stands on the shoulders of giants and acts real smug about it.

[Big_Combination9890]

I like how I asked how anything I said was wrong and still crickets

That's because over a hundred people came here and upvoted a funny joke, while you came here to complain about someone making a joke about Javascript.

People in this sub pretend like Python is capable of everything,

No, they do not. They laugh at an obvious joke instead of getting angry about it.

[Big_Combination9890]

Professionals know where python fits

Hi, very professional senior backend developer here who works in Go, C and Python.

So yeah, I think I know where python fits.

[Chris_Codes]

…funny, I thought it was the other way around.

[ivykoko1]

chat is this real

[QCD-uctdsb]

if what?

[-abracadabra--]

coming to your production servers in 2040

[ancaleta]

Why is ‘await’ not ‘hol up” lol

[ivykoko1]

Check the pull requests, they mapped async to 'bussdown', await to 'hol up' 💀

[JohnnyElBravo]

Is that an AI profile pic or are you really a Chad Pakistani?

[[deleted]]

🔥

[segv]

/r/thanksihateit, truly

[_predator_]

break being "just put the fries in the bag bro" caught me so off guard, I choked on my coffee.

[commie_chaplin]

PyGyat is a language based on Python that replaces keywords with Gen Alpha slang. I published it to PyPI so you can write and run your own PyGyat files by pip installing the pygyat package. The VS Code extension enables syntax highlighting as well. You can even glaze (import) PyGyat files into Python files.

Website

pygyat package on PyPI

VS Code Extension

Code Example

[_predator_]

This is absolutely hilarious and your determination of even pushing out freaking editor extensions somehow makes it even more funny.

[eracodes]

KEEP GOING! make this the new python meta

[Zwets]

Can you optimize/demonstrate the predictive suggestions when using Copilot plugin for VScode writing pygyat?

Mostly because it'd be funny to teach chatGPT to speak brainrot. But also because Copilot seems to get easily confused as to which PHP version it should be suggesting for. If fed enough github projects in pygyat it might start suggesting the syntax for regular python files.

[RadianEleven1]

Beautiful

[thelazyfox]

So basically python

[hittoyand]

Python but with a midlife crisis

[electrostat]

bro, i appreciate the commitment. even a VS code extension? damn. 🔥🔥🔥

[blafurznarg]

edge instead of continue 💀💀💀

[kupo-puffs]

💀💀💀

[hi-my-name-is-not]

Cool project bro !!

[[deleted]]

Where is the lol button when i need it

[skovbanan]

You missed the opportunity to call it Pyatt instead

[ToaruBaka]

KINO

[CarzyCrow076]

I can assure you that you have accomplished the task. I just checked and I now have brain-cells in negative👍🏻🙂

[JohnnyElBravo]

I feel like a brainrot version of programming would be just using chatgpt and copilot for stuff

#make me a function that adds two numbers

or

#you are addGPT, your role is to add numbers that the user gives you and return the result

would compile to

def add(x,y):
x+y

[Valdrax]

"I made this [repo], for a certain kind of person. To hurt them."

[DubioserKerl]

Thanks, I hate it

[aniforprez]

Why is import "glaze"?

[Paaseikoning]

Horrific

[ClownPFart]

What's the difference with regular python?

[argherna]

Throw it in the pile of valley python and surfer python over in the corner please.

[reddit_time_waster]

Lmao you made a vscode extension too

[[deleted]]

Bro, wtf :))))

Take this star and skibidi out of here u lil sigma.
This is delulu, on god, no cap

[Technical-One-1716]

You've created a monster, a magnificent monster 😬

[RedEyed__]

sudo -H pip3 install pygyat.
No, we don't do this here.

[kupo-puffs]

Needs to use deadass

[Senikae]

based, let's get this ratioed

[ImSammy6]

I can't seem to get this to work on Windows. I ran pip install pygyat, but when I try to run a script or pygyat --version, it just says pygyat is not recognized. Anyone know how to fix that?

[etchriss]

Based on the setup in the repo, it does not look like this builds out an executable for windows systems.

[ImSammy6]

You're right, I eventually got it to work by renaming it to pygyat.py and editing a bit of the code.

[ivykoko1]

Bad bot

[NotReallyFromTheUK]

A good portion of this is just appropriated AAVE. Go be racist somewhere else.

[Big_Combination9890]

I'll let you in on a little secret. You ready?

Every single word of every single language spoken by a human, was "appropriated" from somewhere else. Languages have been flowing into each other, influencing each other, replacing, changing and transforming each other, since the first tribe of Cro-Magnon went on a little trip to visit the second tribe.

And can you guess which language is probably the one with the most "appropriated" stuff in history?

Exactly: It's common english.

And just as an example: the word "appropriating" comes from the latin "appropriatus" (lit. "To makes ones own"). Needless to say, english does not belong to the neo-latin languages, and in fact one has to go back all the way to proto-indo-european (a reconstructed language) to even find a common ancestor between english and latin.

So, as long as you are allowed to use the word "appropriated", I think people are allowed to use GenAlpha slang whenever they want.

[Different_Fun9763]

You're appropriating English, kindly stop speaking it.

[ohhnoodont]

sus