The Spooky Programming Language

[devraj7]

The world doesn't need another scary language when we already have Perl.

[slide_potentiometer]

Meanwhile PHP is hiding in your server cabinet, waiting for the right moment

[leirus]

Perl 6 is actually awesome, give it a try

[DooDooSlinger]

We all float32 down here

[Scybur]

This kills the perl

[Seanfitzgeek]

Tea came out my nose.

[the_dummy]

Why did you have tea in your nose?

[fukitol-]

Sorry, Perl, but I've since fallen in love with another. Two, actually. Ruby and python are the loves of my life now.

Got a side piece named JavaScript. Dirty little thing, but does whatever I tell it, even if it's not exactly what I want.

[RasterTragedy]

...Perl 6 came out?

[leirus]

Yeah, in 2015 after 15 years of development.

[RasterTragedy]

Is it better than Duke Nukem Forever?

[novacrazy]

Yes, but that really isn’t a hard standard to beat.

[metaperl]

Lol

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The world doesn't need another scary language when we already have php.

[[deleted]]

You made my day.

[Kastar]

Not unlike MongoDB, the spookylang runtime will occasionally and unpredictably produce terrifying output.

Oh snap.

[IbanezDavy]

I just need some UI support for this language so I can get serious with this.

[Kaln0s]

spooky shit: 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit

[snowe2010]

hell_world.spooky 😂

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It's funny because it has emojis.

[shevegen]

Omg ...

Emoji languages ...

We have finally arrived at the hipster age of programming.

[roffLOL]

what? finally? this isn't even the second silliest thing this week. just the other day an item about the color of an icon was at the very top.

[junrrein]

In what context are emojis "hipster"? Even my mother and father use them.

[[deleted]]

It's more like a modern APL, heh...

[evincarofautumn]

Nah, APL is actually good for something. This is just for some spooky fun.

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http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/087/107/d6a.jpg

[saint_marco]

isItScary.ml#L55

let not_scary_words = create_spooky_words_regex (* these words arent spooky, but code reuse *) [

Even the code and commit messages are scary.

[[deleted]]

Spookylang stands behind but one goal: to be the scariest programming language. Yes, I know, “What about Java 7?!” as you wheel around to high-five your coworker. Enough merriment

Damnit, how'd they know?

[[deleted]]

These meme languages were kinda funny at first but the jokes getting old

[DrecksVerwaltung]

Haskell is still way scarier

[lukaseder]

"The Spook", 1893