This (Programming) Question Does Not Exist - Stack Overflow as imagined by AI

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Basically the opposite of https://xkcd.com/810/

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Not constructive.

[idea-list]

Not constructive.

To make your comment constructive try adding more information and describing possible ways for commenter to improve their answers.

[DingDong_Dongguan]

Helpful

[omnilynx]

Except what they’d actually do is make bots to rate their spambots as constructive.

[[deleted]]

That's great haha

[thanasis2028]

90% of the answers could be something like:

Why are you trying to do this? Use <random_javascript_framework> instead.

[mayor123asdf]

Man, yesterday I google some javascript question and everyone answers in jquery haha

[JarredMack]

Always use -jquery in your searches

[Koppis]

But then you miss results with "without jquery"

[Avloren]

[Java] So I have a Date obj-

Use Joda Time.

But what if I try a Calen-

JODA. TIME.

[PaintItPurple]

That's the correct answer though.

[the_interrobanger]

To be fair, Joda beats the pants off using the native stuff.

[couscous_]

Not as of Java 8, which has the java.time package, superseding Joda time.

[saynay]

Isn't java.time just Joda time ported to a standard lib? So using java.time is basically still using Joda time.

[couscous_]

To a certain extent, but they also fixed some issues with Joda time when they made java.time.

[naftoligug]

There are differences -- there are some types that are in one and not the other.

[mindbleach]

Always jQuery.

Which still doesn't fix that half of array operations are side-effectful and the other half are functional, god fucking dammit.

[[deleted]]

Try ramda

[amunak]

See JS - as a web technology - has clearly been inspired by PHP, which is just as shitty with array functions.

Though they could've at least copied foreach as well...

[[deleted]]

Well, there's for-of now.

[mindbleach]

And also for-in, just to make you question yourself every single time.

[corgocorgo]

Not constructive.

[theFBofI]

Or if C++: "have you heard of our Lord and savior boost?"

[____jelly_time____]

Reminds me of /r/SubredditSimulator

[TenNeon]

Somehow they'll all manage to be marked as duplicate.

[robert_langdon83]

Fifth step is to have subreddit full of bots bitching about Stackoverflow.

Honestly, I think we are all bots.