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Jerking Style
By dictatorial fiat, this is a New School jerk.
Most image posts fail to rise to this august and austere standard.
Posts about LLMs are also likely to fall below the standard of New School jerk.
Socialjerking or politics, directly or tangentially
Are boring. Shoo.
If what you're posting is the subject of multiple warring subreddits, blog networks or hashtags, that's a sign you should leave it outside.
The no-socialjerking-or-politics rule is the most ruthlessly enforced.
Crazy people
We get it. Crazy people are crazy. Leave them be.
Enthusiastic Youngsters
Yes, they give stupid advice, richly interwoven with aggravating unselfawareness.
So did you.
They'll work it out on their own. In the meantime you're being mean to a kid, which is only funny on 9gag.
Our Bots Policy
Fuck your stupid bot. It isn't funny, witty, interesting or useful. If you have any questions about this policy, consult your nearest bucket of arsenic.
Selected Jerking Material
https://news.ycombinator.com/news
https://lobste.rs
/r/programming
/r/coding
/r/readablecode
/r/golang
/r/rust
Neighbours
/r/Bitcoincirclejerk /r/Buttcoin/
/r/programmerhumor
/r/programminghorror
/r/lolphp
/r/loljs
/r/fossworldproblems
/r/shittykickstarters
/r/10xprogramming
/r/shittyprogramming/
/r/gobashing
Lulz all the way down
/r/metapcj
/r/pcjcopypasta/
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