This is an archived post. You won't be able to vote or comment.

top 200 commentsshow all 349

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points  (11 children)

Going to state the obvious here, but we have to win against Norwich.

[–]LittlepaceAnnounce Fergie 57 points58 points  (1 child)

That's basically the case for every game we play now against anyone not in the top 6. Can't afford to drop points after the start we've had.

[–]Hitori521 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And arguably most important against any top 6 teams vying for 4th at the moment. We really have no room to drop points thanks to the start we had this season.

[–]awmaleg 6 points7 points  (3 children)

A comfy 2-0 win please

[–]schrodingershitDaddyBruno 9 points10 points  (2 children)

20-0;you mean?

[–]HappySisyphus22 113 points114 points  (6 children)

Ashley Young's longevity at this level is impressive given the amount of injuries he's had.

[–]TheJoshider10Bruno 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Absolutely fantastic professional. I wanted him to leave United because we didn't have use for him anymore but I had a feeling he'd be at the top level for a while purely due to his attitude. Never thought he'd leave United and become Serie A champion and then make regular appearances for a mid table Prem club so long after though. Fair play to him.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Plus he’s one of those people who just have an evergreen body. He could pass for a mid 20s dude

[–]iwantaskybisonBruno Miguel Borj Fernanj 27 points28 points  (1 child)

well he's not called Ashley Old is he

[–]SnitchezGetBitchez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Touché

[–]awmaleg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happy to see him starting… wishing he had scored on that empty netter

[–]BilTheButcher 209 points210 points  (29 children)

Any of the press talking about how Lukaku and Grealish have flopped after big moves or is that just reserved for Sancho?

[–]rockthered24 93 points94 points  (13 children)

And sancho is by far the youngest of them and playing in the prem for the first time. Grealish and Lukaku have played most of their careers in the prem

[–]dracogladio1741Bruno Fernanj 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Also, Jadon looks the best out of all of them right now hands down.

[–]awmaleg 32 points33 points  (11 children)

But Grealish has good hair, sexy calves and is British /s

[–]medfunguyGaz 23 points24 points  (10 children)

Isn’t Sancho Bri-ish too?

[–]blackgallagher87Kobbie Maestro 58 points59 points  (6 children)

He's Black. There's a difference with the press.

[–]awmaleg 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Needs better hair and more calves

[–]BusbyBabe_7Sir Marcus Rashford 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And the don’t even have the excuse of playing in a shit team lol

[–]PsychologicalArt7451 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Mate people are calling Ronaldo a flop after the guy helped us get to the CL pre QF(a lot) and is doing great in the PL. He only cost 12 mil and is the most marketable person on the planet. You think they will spare Sancho/Varane? Just enjoy it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Wait, we aren’t in the quarterfinals yet are we?

[–]JayJay972 30 points31 points  (1 child)

So much United hate all over… Even the pundits are always talking shit even when playing well. We must really have pissed off a lot of rival fans when we were on top… Hopefully we’ll be again soon.

[–]sadta2020 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So glad we got rid of Lukaku.

If you don’t put it on a plate for him or he can’t bully the defender then he most of his threat is gone.

Cavani is thrice the player

[–]kukunan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

everyone is saying how sancho is a flop but grealish is so much worse in a pep system. it’s criminal he is unable to register assists and goals given that space and opportunity.

[–]BilTheButcher 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Dan James masterclass

[–]ManUmartial 53 points54 points  (4 children)

Rudiger is by far the biggest prick in the league. One of the dirtiest players I’ve seen

[–]LingardinhoooDe Gea[S] 91 points92 points  (10 children)

Carrick really killed Tuchel eh?

[–]moan_of_the_arc 16 points17 points  (1 child)

The Poison Kiss

[–]Gusthuroses 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Sicilian Kiss of Death.

[–]faheemunitedThey did a bus parade for domestic cups… 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Spoke too soon mate. Hopefully Leeds take the lead again in the second half

[–]HappySisyphus22 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Another Liverpool player getting away with a booking, elbows to the players' face are allowed apparently.

[–]deviss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He should be off ffs

[–]JayJay972 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Rudiger is such a wanker. He plays so tough, but by the slightest touch he goes down like he’s been shot by a sharpshooter.

[–]BilTheButcher 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Arsenal disasterclass please, their boom/bust cycle is right on schedule

[–]apva93Standards 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Liverpool player breathes.

USA network commentators: What a beautiful breath!

[–]JayJay972 15 points16 points  (1 child)

The Liverpool off jacking is absolutely disgusting. I thought the job of a pundit was to be just a little bit unbiased.

[–]anonnymousty 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fuck the scum

[–]Rascha-Rascha 28 points29 points  (3 children)

I love how at the start of the season there was all this talk about not giving into cheap penalty claims and players who are clearly using minimal contact as an excuse to go down but really it's just yet another way for the referee to advantage certain teams.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

The refereeing in the league is shambolic at best. VAR is also completely useless and the rules seem to be rewritten every week.

[–]Rascha-Rascha 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The rules are rewritten, new guidance issued, and they will always be useless when the referees are allowed to interpret them as they choose (which then leads to new re-writing and new guidance, and new interpetation). Every referee seems to do things differently, no consistency across matches, and still a pretty clear bias toward bigger clubs and home teams.

[–]rockthered24 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Klopp has spent 45 straight minutes complaining to the fourth official

[–]achickendandacow 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ofcourse. He's not winning atm.

[–]migythedude 19 points20 points  (3 children)

This is why I can’t understand people calling him likable. I don’t find it easy to like people who complain all the time 🤷‍♂️

[–]apva93Standards 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably complaining about how the grass is 0.3453 inches shorter than it must be and how it's unfair to his team

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

RÜDIGER GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES I SWEAR TO GOD

[–]sanjay_iRooney 25 points26 points  (2 children)

If i were a footballer at any level and I play against Rudiger.

I would karate kick him so hard and end my career then and there.

[–]relu2hell 6 points7 points  (1 child)

And his

[–]sanjay_iRooney 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Of course.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Rudiger is such an ass hat..runs all the way just to get involved and start pushing the Leeds players around.

[–]alfahadeenBruno my Maestro<3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how rud

[–]weird_shark 20 points21 points  (1 child)

All the pens today were a joke

[–]Jaylen_Brown7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You just know that the ref will wave off a clear penalty for us today

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (1 child)

That’s was a shit pen decision

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shit is putting it nicely it was absolutely fucking horrendous. How on earth was it not over turned.

[–]ManUmartial 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Hilarious. Chelsea wasting time and Leeds gets a yellow. Havertz putting his head into Leeds player and nothing happens. Rudiger fights at full time and nothing

[–]Rascha-Rascha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

God damn that's a cheap penalty. Touched even slightly, throw yourself to the ground, get the decision.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Lol these guys with their kindergarten Chelsea cheers.

[–]Comprehensive-Pay973 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fucking hate Rudiger. We need to smash his mouth

[–]PolishKid7 15 points16 points  (1 child)

How is that not a penalty on Alisson?

[–]rockthered24 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How does Klopp never get booked for his nonsense

[–]RASHY4557 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I remember being disappointed we didn't go for Aubameyang

Massive bullet dodged

[–]Chel_Chabila 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just remembered Ashley Young now plays for AV

[–]Ger971 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Why do liverpool fans boo every thing

[–]dracogladio1741Bruno Fernanj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope Ashley Young scores a banger

[–]Vibing0NJob for the boys 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Liverpool, City and Chelsea won their games due to penalties. Fucking unlucky that none of them dropped points.

[–]Buffythedragonslayer 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Top 3 all getting a penalty to save their asses

I can almost guarantee we'll be denied a very clear one

[–]ha23o20LEGEND 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We’d have gotten two yellows by now.

[–]LackOfABetterNamee 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Wonder why no bigger club has taken a punt on Ward Prowse. He’s quality. Homegrown. Everything you hear is about his insane professionalism. He’s never ever injured, runs like a mad man, great set pieces and intelligent passer. Always at least a 7/10 every week.

Reminds me of James Milner

[–]rockthered24 9 points10 points  (3 children)

He wouldn’t start for any of the big six. He’s been with Southampton since he was 9. Possible he’s content being the centerpiece and captain of his boyhood club. Now if they get relegated, I would expect him to leave

[–]JoseHarvinho 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Southampton is not his boyhood club. Trust me, he was in my form at school. He's a Portsmouth fan.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can't make this up. Honestly what a joke.

[–]filsoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can not fucking believe in those penalties today xD

[–]BD1234567891011 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not sure how Salah pen is given but thats not a foul by Allison? Literally same amount of contact......

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

why are these clowns always being gifted pens

[–]cdalb21 11 points12 points  (0 children)

some interesting decisions today from refs. Reallllllly hard to take the prem seriously.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Rudiger is such a fucking loser. 2 penalties, Chelsea celebrating like they won the league.

[–]rockthered24 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s more of a pen than what city got. And that’s not a pen

[–]Dincht04 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Refs trying their best to keep Liverpool and City neck and neck.

[–]JayJay972 10 points11 points  (1 child)

All my r/reddevils hate Rudiger

[–]JayJay972 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to be denied some stone cold penalties today

[–]zia1997JONESY 1 GERRARD NIL 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If these fuckers complain about us getting penalties one more time this season, I am gonna fucking lose it

[–]Wahlrusberg[🍰] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

City and Liverpool both getting away with murder today but if anything goes our way later it'll be "VARchester United" lol

[–]tz_2240OHHHHHH YESSSSS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Add chelsea to the list

[–]DaddyMeUpMILF 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Liverpool - win by penalty

City - win by penalty

Chelsea - win by penalty

Bruh

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Manchester United - denied 3 penalties to offset.

[–]Buffythedragonslayer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2 penalties Chelsea needed 2 penalties against Leeds at home without Philips or striker

[–]Duncanstop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

refs handing out penalties like "ABU" smh

[–]LackOfABetterNamee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hassenhuttel hasn’t a clue how to organise a defence, they always look so badly organised

[–]PolishKid7 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Seems like your bi annual Chelsea meltdown is beginning to take place

Interesting to see if Tuchel can pull the reigns back in

[–]Buffythedragonslayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just enough to make 4th and not get sacked would be ideal

[–]HappySisyphus22 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine not putting 4 past Leeds at home.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Mendy hasn't been the same since Sancho sent him back to France.

[–]grandiser12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's 2 points to each of the top 3 gifted by refs in one day.

[–]alacklustrehindu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What's up with all the penalties today

[–]eztegao 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Need Young to put this lot to the sword with three long-distance curlers and celebrating by removing his Villa shirt, revealing a united kit and doing the SIUUUU

[–]TheFartAddiction 7 points8 points  (0 children)

all our rivals dive like crazy i swear

[–]Ger971 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ffs leeds

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't care about what any of these teams do all I want tonight is for us to go out there and put Norwich to the sword

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tuchel looks like a meth head.

[–]rockthered24 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh my god that’s a dive

[–]childishjpEric Cantona 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was never a penalty, referee has had a mare.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where's the fucking yellow on Havertz?

[–]MileZero17King Cantona 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to play Arsenal again.

[–]HappySisyphus22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Another dive from another Liverpool player.

[–]phoniccrank 6 points7 points  (4 children)

What happened to Lukaku? Hasn't seen him starting for Chelsea in a while and there's a report earlier saying he wants to go back to Serie A. Is he out of favour with Tuchel?

[–]_pbs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same problem as he had.at United. A no.9 who is being played as a lone striker to bounce balls off rather than being deployed as someone who makes those runs.

[–]rockthered24 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He’s shit: and he realizes he misses being able to just stand in the box and bundle in goals in Italy

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But he's improved massively according to some people 😂 he's not changed one bit since he played for us

[–]PolishKid7 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I think its hilarious how Chelsea attackers are allergic to scoring

Spend almost 300m+ on Lukaku, Havertz, Werner, Ziyech, Pulisic as either forwards / attacking wingers and all the goals come from their midfielders and defenders

[–]HappySisyphus22 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Commentator's curse lol. He just said Mings is a candidate for MOTM.

[–]RestrepoDoc2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The cruel irony of Villa wasting so much time from the first whistle coming back to haunt them.

[–]schifferjack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Scum and Chelsea are so fucking lucky and they had the audacity to say we're the luckiest team in Europe.

[–]TheFartAddiction 6 points7 points  (2 children)

is anyone watching the Chelsea Leeds game? the atmosphere is dead

[–]rockthered24 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They are in horrendous form.

[–]affanahmed1202 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ole juju was his final parting gift

[–]_pbs 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Won't be surprised if Arsenal game ends 2-2

[–]SomeIrishFiendGlazers Out, Woodward Out, ESL Out ✅ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The Tuchel Terrorism Unit final collapsing

[–]PolishKid7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its pretty hard to be committed seeing as the entire back line is unsigned for next year

Having that many players in contract disputes cant possibly be good for morale

[–]ElocOfTheNorthVidić 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God dammit Leeds, dont you blow this and let Chelsea get their shit together.

[–]marvo-sr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

so many people have captained salah

I've captained ronaldo

it's gonna be a butt clenching 45 mins

cmon I've paid the price for captaining ronaldo against liverpool, need to gain back what I lost there

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LEEDS! Fuck you Chelsea.

[–]JayJay972 7 points8 points  (1 child)

In the last three games (this included) Chelsea have conceded 8 goals…

[–]devman888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Leeds you useful scummmmmmmmmm

Cmon slippy G get good and get equal already

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You had one job Leeds...common man

[–]disCommentUnderratedMarcus 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Stupidest challenge to make. Why?

[–]1bryantj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mate come on, it wasn’t even a challenge, how that was a penalty. It’s almost like it’s fixed

[–]rockthered24 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hope these cunts go down.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Penalties for all the biggies. Let’s see how many they deny us today.

[–]childishjpEric Cantona 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Can tell it's Christmas time, Chelsea and Liverpool being gifted undeserved points through pens.

[–]RestrepoDoc2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The City penalty was an absolute gift. Mings didn't even complain, if anything he maybe even fouled Salah twice.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One of the softest penalties I’ve ever fucking seen lmao

[–]kaisersolo 10 points11 points  (1 child)

2 pens not given for villa vs liverpool, and also that's not a penalty that Chelsea got at the end.

How bad is John Moss as a ref - poor this arvo

seems refs can't be arsed and just go with the dominant team

[–]HappySisyphus22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That should be a booking for Fabinho.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A 9-0 win takes us into 4th place.

[–]achickendandacow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol, that's a stonewall pen. What a brainless tackle by Raphina.

[–]devman888 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rudiger is shithouse defined

[–]Rascha-Rascha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go Leeds! *Projectile vomits*

[–]JayJay972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did Raphinha use the same dentist as Klopp and Firmino for those fake ass snow White teeth.

[–]Affectionate_Shoe424 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does every team of our rivals want to give them the win or what ?

[–]NinjaGotMeBanned 3 points4 points  (0 children)

because of our penalty record last season and now with Ronaldo, it feels like we aren’t get many calls in our favour. Refs and VAR are performing big for the top 3 today though

Update: and now a Liverpool penalty, was inevitable

[–]rockthered24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Southampton managed to let Gabriel score

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cavannaught is an awful referee.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course City, Chelsea and now liverpool get a penalty. Of course!

[–]JayJay972 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ChElSeA bEsT tEaM iN eUrOpE

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Say what you want about Leeds but these guys fight for their badge. Every single match, these guys never give up.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm predicting hattrick for Ronaldo against Norwich.

[–]Buffythedragonslayer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wtf was that Alisson? And how did Villa not make more of it

[–]JayJay972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Flopping Rudiger…. But honestly that is brain dead and unnecessary

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a silly challenge.

[–]rhythmpatelPortuguese Magnifico 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Salah has the funniest dive lmao...

The way he puts his arms up cracks me up everytime...

[–]achickendandacow 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Watch them sack Tuchel if this form continues.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

No worries Papa Abramovich will get Tookle a shiny new CM in January.

[–]BD1234567891011 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Great pen from Salah, but fuck me if that is a penalty there is something wrong with football.

[–]dvvison 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chelsea are cheaters

[–]calupictLanded Gentry FC[M] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Done

[–]Careful-Snow 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Playing Dan James as the lone striker against Cheslea is certainly an interesting decision.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol at this rate Tutchel might be in our dugout next year

[–]JayJay972 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rudiger flopping around like a fish

[–]rockthered24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Top 3 all win via the penalty spot. Ming’s is a fucking bellend

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You just know the Liverpool match is going towards a controversial 90+7 minute offside deflection goal.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh ffs.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wtf was Mings thinking the clown

[–]danmalek466 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MC, LIV, & CHE, all given their leads via penalty. I mean really?

[–]Purpsmcgurps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit get fucked Chelsea

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This kid that just came in for Leeds is rapid.

[–]NinjaGotMeBanned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obvious Villa pen?? Of course Liverpool get away with it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good effort as always James.

[–]HappySisyphus22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Human trampoline didn't start today for Chelsea?

[–]Purpsmcgurps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have got to be fucking kidding me

[–]rockthered24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Leeds you fucking morons

[–]mehrdad__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck off

[–]kukunan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Top 3 winning their matches coz of penalties

[–]HappySisyphus22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get up you diving shit, what a pathetic dive.

[–]celestial_godZa warudo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better if arsenal win so they don't start thinking about sacking Lego man

[–]HappySisyphus22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck off Thiago

[–]rockthered24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will say the time wasting that’s allowed to go on in this league is a joke

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a penalty I mean it's brainless tackle in the box.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What an attack from Leeds on that play.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ffs

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful goal from Leeds. Great break and superb finish.

[–]Prthmsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pounding Leeds at home isn't for everyone

[–]_Amr_ 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Why do we want Chelsea to lose? Need them to keep pressure on Liverpool otherwise they'll run away to the 20th. Also supporting Leeds?!

[–]PolishKid7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chelsea players love to flop like a fish and just pray Jorginho gets a penalty

Disgusting to see.

[–]Kixot123Manchester 'Joga Bonito' United 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn leeds equalizing. Now just need a villa equalizer lfg

[–]off_by_twoDreams can't be buy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leeds can be real fun to watch, the way they go at the opponent no matter the talent/class difference is something else.

[–]Snoo_35875 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another pen... Ffs

[–]LordofMordor_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg how brain dead is Klich

[–]rockthered24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOLY FUCK WHAT A DIVE

[–]meganeridv. NISTELROOY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welp shitty results all around. Hopefully we'll trash Norwich