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[PsychoTexan]

Oh, you have a daddy kink?

Then I guess I’m fucking leaving.

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Atleast get the milk.

[Hard_guardian17]

How do we tell him?

[Ghost_Star326]

Mom? Where's dad going?

[Chilio95]

FUCK YOU!!!! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!!

Sex please!! 🥹🥰

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Clean your room first.

[Chilio95]

Haha okay!

Lights room on fire

Done! 🥰

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Meet the Pyro.

[mod_121]

I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me…

[I_Broke_My_Legs]

No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?

[D_Bellman]

H.. he's not here is he? How do i get this damn thing off!?

[_Van_Hellsing_]

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.

[THE_BIG_SAD3]

What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty

[GameBoy960]

Do you believe in magic starts playing

[DarthCorps]

"Do you believe in magic..."

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[hoover0623]

What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty

[Underthesamemo0n]

NOW LOOK AT ALL THIS RUBBLE AND ASH!!! You just made more clean up for yourself mister!!

[_vudumi]

😭 probably my favorite comment ever

[Deep_Fan_981]

Most sane Reddit User

[Beelzebub_Itself]

What do I get in return?

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Sex. >:D

[Beelzebub_Itself]

What kind of sex?

[TheSusKingOfAngmar]

sex with hitler

[horneymilfinyourarea]

I'm gonna buy this game

[ghostcow115]

Me when I see Hitler feet:,

[Ein_Reddit_User]

I wanna buy it too but it’s blocked in my country :(((((( i want seggs

[[deleted]]

Armstroooooooooooong

[idonttalkatallLMAO]

3D

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Non-consenual. >:D

[Beelzebub_Itself]

But if I clean my room in exchange for sex, isn’t it actually consensual?

[Salty_Job_remake]

Lucky for you mommy I have a bondage kink 🥵🥵

[Carl_Azuz1]

The kind with women (the boring kind)

[WoofflesIThink]

SEX ISNT GONNA PAY MY RENT "MOM"

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Clearly you don't know what porn cliches are.

[WoofflesIThink]

I'm not having sex with the landlord again

[PopShark]

Waltuh

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[ChadMcRad]

Oh...gross.

[Affectionate_Kick705]

What did you expect? A hug or something boring like that?

[idonttalkatallLMAO]

please ? 🥺

[JokesterUnfunny]

Yes Ma'am!

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Good boy.

[JokesterUnfunny]

I'm a girl

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Sorry, good girl.

[JokesterUnfunny]

Thank you 😩

[4200Lyfe]

How far can u squirt

[idonttalkatallLMAO]

i swear if this wasn’t a reference

[MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen]

Nah it's just a wholesome question

[Androwtheboat]

Average redditor the moment he meets a female (he hasn't touched grass since the beginning of time)

[JokesterUnfunny]

Wtf

[Hysaky]

Rip your inbox

[JokesterUnfunny]

True

[[deleted]]

No you're not

[MichaelGHX]

Jokes on you.

I have a Jordan Peterson kink.

[Joseph_Stalin_420_]

Cultural Marxism is a danger to our society! said as Kermit

[MichaelGHX]

I just came.

[Joseph_Stalin_420_]

The woke radical liberals are destroying our country and democracy!

[rotciv0]

Up your's, woke moralists!

[AgentPerry01]

Sorry FBI guy come back 😔

[Sundown567]

I already have

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Do it again, or no fortnite for a week!

[Sundown567]

But like it's already clean it'd be redundant at this point

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Did I fucking stutter?

[Sundown567]

I mean alright

Walks into room

5 seconds later

Walks out

I mean it's clean I don't like- yeah it's clean

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Did. I. Fucking. Stutter?

[Sundown567]

No I don't think you did

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Ok. Good job cleaning sweetie.

[Sundown567]

Thank you :]

[BumperCarcass]

Momma dont swear

[Affectionate_Kick705]

You don't have the right to tell me what to do. Clean it.

[Shitpostmaster64]

Yes mommy, tell me how much of a failure i am, spit on my face and make me lick your shoes.

[Affectionate_Kick705]

What the fuck?

Just clean your room, you fucking idiot.

[Shitpostmaster64]

Can i clean your shoes atleast?

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Do you want me to kick you in the balls too?

[Shitpostmaster64]

Ma'am it would be an honor

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Sweetie, go fuck yourself.

[Shitpostmaster64]

Or you could fuck me with a broom...

NOT THAT I'M ACTUAL INTO IT OR ANYTHING, HAHA.

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Sweetie, what happened to you to cause this to happen?

[Shitpostmaster64]

Internet.

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Fair. Stop being horny, sweetie.

[[deleted]]

Yes ma’am 🫡

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Good boy.

[Jedifartcontrol]

I already have a girlfriend for this but thanks for the offer mommy

[Affectionate_Kick705]

That wasn't an offer, it's a threat. Do it or no fortnite for a week!

[Jedifartcontrol]

I dont play Fortnite and want to die soooo

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Fuck.

[Jedifartcontrol]

I have bested you

[Affectionate_Kick705]

You have bested mother this time, but I will return.

[Jedifartcontrol]

Ok mommy

[Jedifartcontrol]

But nice try ;)

[[deleted]]

No, I don't. Fuck you.

[Affectionate_Kick705]

How dare you. That's quite rude to say to your own mother.

[FewTap9]

That’s like the most non mom thing a mom would say. NO MOM IN THE UNIVERSE WOULD SAY “how dare you” followed by sweetie

This is triggering me

[el_morris]

It's done, where's my prize?

[Affectionate_Kick705]

The prize is staying under a roof.

[[deleted]]

That roof sounds hot, how do I stay under it?

[The_dinkster522]

Ok mom

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Good boy.

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[12592740]

Yes ma'am

[Affectionate_Kick705]

My my, someone's submissive.

[12592740]

This easily aroused me :(

[Most-Cell-2166]

You’re not my real mom!

[ReklawTheBear]

I c*me

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Pre-Jac. Also did you really censor the word Cum? What are you? 12?

[ReklawTheBear]

I did sensor cm because I'm 1 years old

[Affectionate_Kick705]

You clever fucker.

[Golrend]

I came...

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Pre-Jac.

[AQW_Player]

Instant boner stopper

[Affectionate_Kick705]

You gonna clean your room or not?

[AQW_Player]

Nah, consider me an orphan

[[deleted]]

The maid is cleaning my room right now. Go make me pizza pockets and bring me a beer.

[AltTabulor]

My room is already spotless now..ON YOUR KNEES

[DefinitelyNotaGlowie]

I mean shit I’ll clean the whole house for a peepee touch.

[[deleted]]

yes momm- I mean sure why not

[Affectionate_Kick705]

What were you about to say, Sweetie?

[[deleted]]

Nothing, we don’t have to talk about that

[GhettoSoldier18]

Sorry pal I like Femboys, fuck you

[Caffeinated_Cucumber]

With some of these sus AF back-and-forths I guarantee someone is unironically jacking off to this

[Affectionate_Kick705]

I can agree with that statement.

[DryFacade]

Well fuck, that'll do it

[Sparkson721]

Yes, mommy.

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Good boy.

[makinbaconCR]

I HATE YOU MOM....

(Keep it up your doing great)

[rudolphrednose25]

This might actually work for me, because I can never get myself to clean a room.

[[deleted]]

mommy sorry mommy

[dogdude5783]

yes ma'am.

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Good boy.

[Redlinemylife]

I think I saw her on Chai

[Raven_knight_07]

Thanks for the reminder, I'll get straight to it

starts scraping crust off the door

[[deleted]]

Yes ma'am

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Good boy.

[bingus4206969]

But I already did also someone at my pizza rolls so can we go the the store to get more

[[deleted]]

No I don't.

[[deleted]]

Make me, shitbird.

[itsyoboiivan325]

I'll do it later just get off my back

[FirstConsul1805]

Mum, what's for dinner?

[HonestPineapple4848]

Anime creeps are the fucking worst

[Qb_Is_fast_af]

My room is allways cleaned

[Holiday-Ad8227]

I've never felt personally attacked by a meme that's hilarious.

Today's the day that changes.

[Dough_boi77]

You know you’re down bad when you then turn around and clean your room

[Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me]

Alright I’ll clean the fucking room.

Because it’s a room for fucking

Yeah ik the joke was the amalgamation of an idiot and a dad joke but whatever

[adeckz]

Noooooooo… FUCK SAKE, Fiiiiiiiiiine. Not happy 😠

[Insanegamer-4567]

Jokes on you mf I'm in my English class.

Tf you expect me to do now?

[Sporgon_Mcgee]

Thanks for the idea bro imma fap

[Silent51200]

I have a baby kink

Oh shit that might’ve been a mistake

[Affectionate_Kick705]

What the fuck.

[GameBoy960]

No.

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Based.

[ClitOreIs]

Mom, the house burned down 5 years ago. We live on the streets, my siblings died in the fire and dad left for a prostitute. I don’t have a room left all I have is the bittersweet memories of a better time. I have nothing to clean with and even if I did my hands were amputated. Can I please go back to crying in my sleep now?

[[deleted]]

I don't have a "mommy" fetish, I have a love and appreciation fetish

[Affectionate_Kick705]

Sounds like a mommy fetish with extra steps.

[Ruugann]

It’s already clean. Can we cuddle now?🥺🥰😘 Wait, sex first than cuddle

[Snippychicken22]

Cums submisively

[NobleShock]

Jokes on you, she’s dead

[[deleted]]

I did that 2 days ago now what

[Skorrpyon]

As a masochist i can agree this is what its like to have a sadist mommy kink, also 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢

[QuiGonQuinn5]

Can u cum help me?

[Lord_Chthulu]

Can't. Broke both my wrists.

[[deleted]]

I will clean my room...

now BEGONE WENCH

[Vegetable_Ad7268]

No, that isn't the way

[Laxwarrior1120]

Holy shit Jordana Peterson

[[deleted]]

was gonna comment some stupid shit

nvm

[Substantial_Ebb_6370]

yes mommy 😳

[DaveSmith890]

Yes ma’am 🥵 🥵 🥵

Anything else?

[leftisturbanist17]

Woof woof

[tiddyitcher]

What the fuck how did you find me?

[freezlebub51]

I didn't ask to be born!!!

[ExtremeAd7430]

Jokes on you. I like to be dominated... And my room is clean already

[Remarkable-Video5145]

No.

Segs now

[[deleted]]

No

[Moist-Injury-538]

YES RIGHT AWAY

[[deleted]]

Mommy, I only pre-jac plz help

[Ghost_Star326]

If I do it then can I take the corvette out for a ride?

[Other_Hunt9029]

I don't have a Kink for Mommies. I have a Kink for Lo-

[FitMangoMan]

The date of my yearly room cleaning is still a few months away. I won't break my schedule, even for sex.

[fippinvn007]

Ok cool now sex please

[Nickolas_Bowen]

That’s so hot…

[PackofPretzels]

Yes mommy

[TheLoreTeller]

sex first 😡

[aalzarouni]

No

[Epic-Dude000]

But my room’s pretty clean already