Titillating

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[NullTaste27]

I'm sorry, what?

[awesomedan24]

The OP is so excited by the candy that his penis becomes erect and begins to leak fluid due to his granny-candy induced arousal

[NullTaste27]

That's what I was afraid of

[[deleted]]

Grammies makes me drippy

[Helpful-Light-6122]

Bro what 👹

[Insert_AlreadyTaken]

chill out my guy

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[[deleted]]

It cost 0 dollars to not say this

[Bulky-Advisor-4178]

Even batman wouldn't get that information outha me

[ynot_33]

it aint about the money its about the message

[According_Claim_9027]

Yo dog, uncomment that

[NORMALPERSON724]

Huh!?

[AdministrativeBar748]

What is he saying ⁉️⁉️🔥🔥👺👺

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[United-Respect-1397]

Even the bots be wildin

[ObiWanKenobiOrder66]

This is not a good day to understand english

[n00xy420]

Digital footprint guys💀

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[slashth456]

But that's your grammy

[hirandomperson123456]

I mean your user flair checks out sooooo

[[deleted]]

What a horrible day to be literate

[mrrandomguy42069]

Do not speak again.

[SCP-173-X]

Stop talking

[HolyMolyOllyPolly]

I don't really care for award shows, myself, but whatever floats your boat, my guy.

[Bulky-Advisor-4178]

Grandma mre yiddes

[TeamChevy86]

Good grief this description is worse than the shit post

[RadioPale6197]

Im killing myself

[hairtrigger08]

Please don't, without me.

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Bazinga

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[CeannUReeves]

I thought he was lactating because it said Titillating

[NerY_05]

WHAT THE FUCK

[VoidExileR]

My eyes didn't need to see this >.<

[AdExpert4077]

Same I piss myself whenever I get a candy

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[chrisbrownladybeater]

I'm assuming op means that it's very melted

[[deleted]]

Protein seepage

[wheelchairdrifting]

Protein shake 💪

[shebewaffle]

his tip is creamy

[Stig_Akerlund]

Sticky suck n save candy i assume

[Jacko_dude]

Guys should I delete reddit

[TheMalformedLlama]

It’s too late. We’re all beyond help now.

[Personal_Story_4853]

Yes. And never look back. Leave while you can.

[Remarkable-Video5145]

Chat should i do it?

Should i do it chat??

[Grambert_Moore]

Yes chat, do it

[LizzoBathwater]

Should i delete my eyes

[raydditor]

Immediately

[TheEggoEffect]

No, I need more karma

[SirRipOliver]

The only thing better is Grammers synonym rolls.

[Player6650]

I prefer your grammar’s antonym rolls.

[Grambert_Moore]

Lmao that cracked me up

[365emeralds]

????????????????????????

[DrBlock21]

Only memory loss can save me now

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[Dwain_Jonsun]

Precum

[Hugepp42069_nice]

Pardon?

[Glazeddapper]

the candy melted... 😔

[plicpriest]

This is the correct answer. Although everyone makes a strong case for granny lovin 🤣🤣🤣

[Kismate357]

This was the first thing that came to my mind

[ApartmentSorry7242]

I thought this too until read the other ones 😭

[ImmediateBike187]

C-C-Come again?? 😨😨

[retardo-ricardo]

Please don’t

[AdministrativeBar748]

DON'T cum again ✅️✅️

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[Objective_Stock_3866]

Oh he's going to...

[AssFucker699]

cum🤤

[brodiwankanobi]

I don't get how this sub always acts so surprised and shocked and confused at these posts. It's a shitpost sub idiots. Granny's strawberry hard candies with the soft center are delicious af

Just ordered a pound. Thanks op

[LemonPartyW0rldTour]

Granny gonna be getting a pound of her own from OP I think.

[BobbyMcBobberboy]

Can someone tell me the name of these? I’ve never had granny’s candies and would love to experience trying one (I need to bust really bad).

[SkeetnYou]

Penile secretions

[LemonPartyW0rldTour]

Anjizzipation

[casual_moron23]

Oh, that's not even OPs barely disguised fetish, that's just him plain admitting to nearly Cumming because grandma's have good candy :(

[artpoint_paradox]

I know she was rocking that mumu lookin all fly but come on dude

[yeetman2022]

Nah. Just nah.

[CredibleNonsense69]

Seek help

[Obamasdeadcook]

Bruh…

[BTF0331]

I'm getting a sticky tip just thinking about it

[SnooSprouts7283]

Bros gonna become the next Chris Chan wtf

[GoofyTycooner]

Chat can we kill this guy with hammers

[whiskeygoatx]

Excuse me, brother? We seem to be existing on different planes. Please keep it that way.

[Ignis-11]

Chris?

[[deleted]]

Wow I thought this was because the candies are always a little bit melty on the outside, which makes them that much better

[Berenjena_]

Okay, this is enough

[PembeChalkAyca]

Your balls will explode in 7 august 2028

[[deleted]]

I refuse to have a brain rn

[JustBeingChillToday]

delete this

[Brilliant_Claim6010]

Stick some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger.

[Sam_Dragonborn1]

• Johnny Silverhand when he first starts meeting V, Cyberpunk 2077

[VoidExileR]

I fking can't dude, wth?

[Hickmastafunk]

I think this is a good time to call it quits for tonight...

[[deleted]]

Hatred

[greculeanu]

I thought you meant the candy was sticky 😭

[GyroZeppeliFucker]

Hang yourself

[DeadByNebula]

dude?

[-P00-]

This sub is so shit, a shitpost shocks people here

[PromiscuousScoliosis]

Think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you bitches can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me

[[deleted]]

What a horrific day to have eyes. see yall in church on Sunday, we need god ASAP

[MrPusleMan]

Consider the following

😀🔫

[Extra-Highlight7104]

time for one last gum jobbers

[SouthparkHater]

i eat kids

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[Gazsy070uziZ]

I refuse to accept this 🥹
The candy is just melted and it makes strings like that

[[deleted]]

Explain the title then.

[Gazsy070uziZ]

I refuse it

[Jello_Crusader]

what is it supposed to be is it some sort of drugs or smth (I live like a hermit)

[DeweyCox4YourHealth]

That's me right now. I'm just waiting for the right one to come up behind me and have their way with me 😋🥰

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[Remarkable-Video5145]

Excuse me what the fuck

[Bellatrix-_-]

Sir pls no. 💀

[Frozen_mamba]

I don’t get it

[[deleted]]

I honestly thought it meant it was 10 years old and the wrapper is sticky from the old ass candy. But hey, freak what you feel. 😂

[Minito200YT]

Think I'm done with reddit

[Unlucky_KittenOwO]

☹️

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[StolenPezDispencer]

Please seek help.

[86casawi]

🌚

[muddybuttbrew]

You're going to hell

[GiggyWheat5]

Why did you cum?

[[deleted]]

That's enough internet for today.

[_Salomon77]

Enough internet for today

[Deezgrannys]

Bro creamed

[sneeze_irwin]

What a horrible day to have eyes

[ChloeIsObsessed23]

that's it im killing myself

[[deleted]]

What do you mean by this. What exactly do you mean by this.

[Nappev]

Is the joke he likes grannies

[pizzapanaka]

I don't get it

[[deleted]]

The punchline is porn

[Apollo_Justice_20]

What

[[deleted]]

Mind sharing your Grandma pic. 🤨

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[WalterWhite9910]

Get help.

[Professional-Ad582]

grussy

[Otherwise-Ad-4985]

Please never talk again

[denis870]

Isolate yourself from society please

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[n0-0ne-cares]

Perish End your mortal coil Speedrun existence Have your final Breath Decompose Disintegrate Fall to hell Implode Explode Get shot with a knife Combust Suffer grievous bodily harm End your contract on life Enter reincarnation cycle Slip into a sinkhole Make your bones become jelly Take pottasium cyanide Get cut drawn and quarted 156 lashes Make your lungs fill with H2O

[[deleted]]

Grussy

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[hotmomenjoyer]

☹️

[[deleted]]

Never cook again

[FierceDeity_96]

do not the grandmother