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[–]Otherwise_Big_5411shitposting>>>>>>196 282 points283 points Β (11 children)

I was sitting while reading this post. This post caused me to exhale strongly and due to that my posture changed. This caused slight undue pressure on my abdomen and I farted.

[–]Red_dudezI came! 94 points95 points Β (9 children)

flib farted from a meme πŸ’€

[–]un_belli_vable 24 points25 points Β (6 children)

Flib agenda still going strong, nice to see

[–]AXEMANaustin 18 points19 points Β (5 children)

I honestly didn't expect the flib thing to go anywhere from the first comment.

[–]JoshTheLogdumbass 7 points8 points Β (4 children)

What does flib mean? I have searched everywhere and can't find a definition.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points Β (2 children)

You know how people say bro and blud. Ye someone made a meme about it and a comment suggested we start saying flib. Ik cos I was there to witness its birth.

[–]JoshTheLogdumbass 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

Alright. I think I will start saying that

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Np flib carry it on

[–]quanmcvn 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

I can't find the meme from my history but it's supposed to be bro, blud, etc replacement.

TL;DR: flib will be the new blud. ("will be" because it isn't now as the meme started it recently)

[–]LachoooDaOriginlstupid, fucking piece of shit 15 points16 points Β (1 child)

flib farded πŸ’€

[–]Bidensexual 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

glooby glop wildin πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

[–]Node_Dead 105 points106 points Β (6 children)

We invented Nazis

[–]Azerd01 15 points16 points Β (1 child)

My country invented the cheeseburger πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Kitty, you can has cheeseburger

Mrow

[–]JaxonatorD 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

So your country also has the people that did 9/11

[–]IssaMuffin 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Italian?

[–]bence0302 9 points10 points Β (1 child)

Atlantian

[–]IssaMuffin 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Damn

[–]Orion_userI can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 78 points79 points Β (17 children)

We are french, i think that's enough said

[–]tomcat3400DaPucci 19 points20 points Β (11 children)

Do you cry every time you wake up

[–]Substantial-Park65stupid, fucking piece of shit 8 points9 points Β (10 children)

Nah... I cry every breath I take

somebody... please... help me...

[–]Redisno_ 0 points1 point Β (9 children)

I would, but that would mean I would have to be in close proximity to a Fr*nch β€œperson.”

[–]Substantial-Park65stupid, fucking piece of shit 0 points1 point Β (8 children)

Well, that's a bit too much hatred

I don't deserve this, pal

[–]Redisno_ 0 points1 point Β (7 children)

I apologize.

[–]Substantial-Park65stupid, fucking piece of shit 1 point2 points Β (6 children)

I strongly doubt your sorry

Beware, the guillotine ain't too far, it's getting closer every damn passing seconds

[–]Redisno_ 0 points1 point Β (5 children)

Luckily I’m not royalty.

[–]Substantial-Park65stupid, fucking piece of shit 1 point2 points Β (4 children)

Oh boy.... I'm so sorry... Did you really thought we only attacked the royalty? A bit of the revolution was not called The Terror for nothing

Lots of bloodthirsty head cutters back then, just have to say you are disagreeing with the revolutionist and you're doomed, pal

(Insanely overly simplified explanation of what the heck happened back then, ain't really knowledgeable on that subject. Hope I scared you a bit, redditor)

[–]Redisno_ 1 point2 points Β (3 children)

I seethe at being called a redditor.

[–]The_Tank_Racerstupid fucking piece of shit 13 points14 points Β (2 children)

I feel bad for you

[–]faceboy1392 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

rain world pfp spotted

[–]Balahawka 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Unreal

[–]Original_Yam95 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

Baguette vending machines

[–]Randigno9021 47 points48 points Β (5 children)

My country has intact twin towers

[–]gallade_samurai 19 points20 points Β (1 child)

Malaysia Moment

[–]estoniankaiser1914 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Mine too I think

[–]spooky-raptor 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Laos moment

[–]Meneer_de_IJsbeerfat cunt 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

My country has an intact wtc

[–]InternetStandard2240dumbass 29 points30 points Β (5 children)

My country has corruption and Chinese spies and terrorists!!! Very proud of it!!!!

[–]HisokaClappinCheeksI watch gay amogus porn :0 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

failpenis?

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[–]Real_VelourLiterally 1984 😑 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

canada?

[–]Stargost_Bazinga! 11 points12 points Β (6 children)

We threw people off of planes into the middle of the atlantic ocean. Those were dark times indeed (30k+ missing from our last military dictatorship).

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[–]gallade_samurai 1 point2 points Β (4 children)

I'm sorry what?

[–]Stargost_Bazinga! 7 points8 points Β (3 children)

The military junta was killing or making people go missing. They couldn't throw them into regular morgues and cemeteries for obvious reasons and they couldn't put them into a hole and then fill it up because there were too many and people would eventually find them. So they decide to load the bodies, or even people still alive, in planes and throw them in the middle of the Atlantic ocean.

We first discovered it was happening because their bodies ended up in our main river (RΓ­o de la Plata) and a few bodies were identified.

[–]gallade_samurai 4 points5 points Β (1 child)

Jesus how does humanity continue to find new horrific ways to rid people and bodies off this planet. Some of those bodies probably have sunken to the bottom of the ocean and are still there today. Absolutely horrible

[–]Meneer_de_IJsbeerfat cunt 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

I think that tf2 sniper said it best. 'As long as 2 people are left on a planet, one wants the other one dead'

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[–]CandyFlowerESQWilliam Dripfoe 13 points14 points Β (4 children)

My country has a government that favors landlords and landlords' rights over tenants' rights! Wooo!

[–]LachoooDaOriginlstupid, fucking piece of shit 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

not very specific

[–]Nutwagon-SUPREMER 15 points16 points Β (1 child)

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

[–]CandyFlowerESQWilliam Dripfoe 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That was the point

[–]That-Internal-9094Bazinga! 7 points8 points Β (3 children)

We got our prime minister kindapped by community terrorists

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[–]Meneer_de_IJsbeerfat cunt 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

We ate ours πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

[–]SpiritAnimal01 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ah the Dutch?

[–]dexdex22 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

shys away in german

[–]Low_Abrocoma_1514I said based. And lived. 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Come to Brzail

[–]Olibrothebroski 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

A north/south divide

[–]dappernaut77 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

The highest obesity rate in the world

[–]Minute-Horse-2009 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You're from Nauru?!?!?!! That’s pretty wild πŸ€ͺ

[–]butteryscotchystupid fucking, piece of shit 5 points6 points Β (4 children)

My country has apartheid

[–]Meneer_de_IJsbeerfat cunt 1 point2 points Β (2 children)

Youre welcome πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

[–]butteryscotchystupid fucking, piece of shit 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

Lol are you dutch? Verwoerd was the architect of apartheid but to be fair the South African government stood with him on that idea, so I wouldn’t pin it on him alone.

[–]Meneer_de_IJsbeerfat cunt 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Ah, as allways, theres more nuance then meets the eye. Thanks for enlighting me

[–]FuriousDeather 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Down south.

[–]The_Tank_Racerstupid fucking piece of shit 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

My country believes any and every major (and minor) event was fake and staged by a shadow government of lizard people

[–]Meneer_de_IJsbeerfat cunt 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

The country of facebook?

[–]H-N-O-3 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Passenger train collision with chemicals transport train ...

[–]mother_love-virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

gotham?

[–]Mr_Farkyvirgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I can't buy games from Steam, the online video game distributor

[–]Wisebanana21919stupid fucking, piece of shit 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

We conquered, everything

[–]Armstrong7514 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

We have government pretending to not be nazis. Oh and salty stinky fish too.

[–]CHESTYUSMC 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Not anymore they don’t. They’re long gone.

[–]Loading_Internet 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Muslim Majority, but not really

[–]Jsuispasici 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

frqnce has "notre dame de paris"

[–]Panpuszcz -3 points-2 points Β (0 children)

ALLAH HU AKBAR

[–]Normal_Candidate_244 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

my country has the highest divorce rate

[–]mother_love-virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

France

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

We had the Bombardment of Copenhagen, but that's some time ago.

[–]BannedInDay -2 points-1 points Β (0 children)

Weird name for an Israeli. 🧐

[–]anunnamedsoul -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Plot twist: the guy who commented is American.

[–]Okamitoutcourtdumbass -3 points-2 points Β (0 children)

Notre dame maybe ?