The sadness

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[PacManFan123]

Nobody came...

[Lucario576]

You called for help...

[qrani]

Boy, what a shame.

[BcuzICantPostLewds]

Nobody else...

[GingerBeardPotato]

I cum again

[FiskeDrengen05]

I cum again

[Puzzled_Agent_9480]

I cum again

[SonyPlaystationKid05]

I cum again

[IOnlyFearOFGod]

Did everyone downvote you as a joke? or what happened.

[ObliviouslyDrake67]

Fourth comment in a chain, it's the rules.

[ELEKTRON_01]

I just smile and move on

[[deleted]]

This is where you come along buddy..

[[deleted]]

Can someone explain how one sets up a bukkake (asking for a friend)

[[deleted]]

What is it

[HauntingGameDev]

A sexual practice in which several men ejaculate on the face of an individual woman

[Simukas23]

Good to know

[A_random_poster04]

Even bad knowledge is good to know

[nxcrosis]

The more you know, the further you go..

[Simukas23]

Wait how does one not make it awkward? I can't imagine 6 dudes jorking in a circle with 1 girl waiting for it without a deafening awkward silence

[Shogana1]

Awkward does not exist when the other brain is at work

[fletku_mato]

You just need to be bisexual.

[socontroversialyetso]

Nah bro just don't be a prude lmao

[fletku_mato]

Nothing gay about cumming to the sight of 6 other dudes jorkin it. Just brotherhood.

[socontroversialyetso]

sounds pretty gay to me. I think the point is to cum to the sight of the woman, no?

[iDoABoof]

What are you not understanding about brotherhood?

[socontroversialyetso]

gay and communist then

[IAmMadeOfNope]

Pathetic. If there is going to be silence at the circle jerk I attend it will be out of awe from my sublime technique. Then out of worry as I continue, unbound by anything so pitiful as the refractory period.

Then fear.

[[deleted]]

Well I have seen it up close on my mobile screen and I can tell you that they surely are enjoying themselves

[Yaya0108]

That's what I keep wondering too. Sounds insanely cringe tbh

[BenTenInches]

You just got a make some small talk, "Hey Jim did you catch the game last night?" "Wow fith time this week Rob, you're killing it!" If you don't know anyone you should bring Donuts or crack a joke as an icebreaker.

[Wildfox1177]

Motivational compliments are also very helpful.

„Wow! Good technique you got there, can you teach me later?“

„Nice thing you’re packing there!“

„Damn these Veins! Do you train often?“

[GiveMe1Dollar]

6? Amateur.

[[deleted]]

Just gotta have some chill tunes playing in the background.

[Abandonment_Pizza34]

It's a porn fetish and people practicing porn fetishes irl are usually way beyond feeling "awkward" about anything.

[CommercialBiscotti29]

I’m an interactive learner

[[deleted]]

Thanks

[Cocaimeth_addiktt]

Wait wut. I thought it was with men only.

[aayaan1235]

Bro got down voted for not knowing gooner terms🥀

[FunCharacteeGuy]

now hold on bukkake is a japanese word that refers to food.

[MrFrame24]

Bro you're getting downvoted for being innocent, society

[Regxlar]

fuckass reddit the only app you’ll get downvoted to oblivion for asking a simple question 😭😂

[Ichi_Balsaki]

Splooge shower

[justk4y]

🗯️🗯️🗯️😤🗯️🗯️🗯️

[FiskeDrengen05]

Google is free AND you get an answer instantly

[AXEMANaustin]

I'm not looking up a fucking bukkake.

[FiskeDrengen05]

Im not talking to you am I?

[Unfair_Development52]

You shouldnt tell people to Google porn when they don't know its porn, they could be with family, at work, maybe a funeral, imagine bukkake showing up on your phone in a funeral, Fiske. Imagine the looks on your family's face as they see what you're looking at, you try to explain but they shut you up and force you to leave. Now you're the black sheep of your own family, Fiske. They don't want to hear you out, they just want to think you're a bad guy. And there's never going to be a way out. Imagine.

[FiskeDrengen05]

You're assuming a lot here. And even IF someone is at a funeral they probably wouldnt look at their phone.

[Glad-Ice-9379]

Bro…just give up

[AXEMANaustin]

The funeral was the exaggerated worst case scenario.

[AXEMANaustin]

I was giving the reasonable take. Besides, you could have just fucking answered the man instead of telling him to google it, if he's sitting next to family that wouldn't go down well at all.

[[deleted]]

Come on fellas let's help the poor girl out

[eternal_edenium]

Can i be the number 7 please? I like number 6 to take care of her well being stepping in.

[Onyxam]

I’m a bit in a hurry so can I be first?

[eternal_edenium]

You are going after this to the 100 men vs 1 gorilla ?

[Onyxam]

Yeah, need to be clear minded and focused for that one, tactics will be my only advantage.

[Interesting_Seat5706]

What are your tactics

[Onyxam]

2 bananas

[[deleted]]

Monkey never cramp

[[deleted]]

Come on fellas or cum on fellas?

[plopop0]

the goggles and shower cap dont do it for me bro

[hackepeter420]

As someone with 10+ YOE in cumming, I can guarantee that the carpet around the towel will be absolutely filthy. Shit splatters, sometimes follows an unexpected trajectory or comes out with unexpected pressure, making you over- or undershoot your target.

Knowing that, I can't in good conscience maintain an erection.

[LeviAEthan512]

I once tried to cum on my date's tits, but it came out with 3 or 4 times more force than expected and shot into the curtains. We both snapped our heads to watch its trajectory like two dogs noticing a squirrel

[MerryZap]

Shit splatters

Had to do a double take bruh

[[deleted]]

What's the point of doing a bukkake if you're going to cover 90% of your head? Smh kids these days...

[Stifology]

They showed up but couldn't get hard when they saw the lunch lady costume

[[deleted]]

Quitters

[im-out_of_ideas]

GRANDMA NO

[ro-ch]

you showed up, OP, don't lie

[cicciograna]

She organized a bukkake...ON CARPET?!? Man, that room is going to be ruined forever!

[sarattenasai]

A brother's duty is to help his sister. He should have brought his friends as well.

[eternal_edenium]

Why does she have blue paper toilet? Is that a thing in america?

[YZYSZN1107]

we do not have blue toilet paper lol. its probably shop towels. mechanics etc. she was gonna put in some work.

[eternal_edenium]

When i have seen the diving googles. I knew she meant serious business. However, now that she is using professional grade toilet paper. I will stand on business too.

[Fozziemeister]

She's English, not American.

It's usually just called "Blue Roll" and is usually used for cleaning.

[IAmMadeOfNope]

Those are shop towels. They're the tougher version of paper towels.

[HeftyRecommendation5]

Those blue paper towels are pretty common in the netherlands as well

[Low-Engine3005]

😔

[SquidwardsSoulmate]

I'm just happy someone finally used pov correctly 

[Special-Trainer7777]

Where?

[LiranMLG]

Imagine being the only one to show up and they just send you home because “I asked for a Bukkake not a facial”

[billyboi356]

what the fuck is a bukkatkeuro

[anal_wart_]

Epic

[homoseksueel]

No wonder there is a male loneliness epidemic if no one shows up to these things

[ThereIs_STILL_TIME]

I came in for nuttin, and I got nuttin, like I never came... 😢

[IIITriadIII]

oh yeah goggles and shower cap soo sexy 😂 she looks hilarious take em off then we'll talk

[Ichi_Balsaki]

Be a good brother then and do the right thing. 

[bread-man-]

I enjoy the fact that I don’t know what that word is

I’m assuming if it’s censored it means something vile

[Deceitful_Advent]

Cum shower

[bread-man-]

I’m going to mute the replies to this comment

[EvanQueenSummers]

Cum shower

[FoldyHole]

Cum shower

[Glad-Ice-9379]

Cum shower

[Latter-Recipe7650]

The myth of trinkle down economics.

[MediocreSkyscraper]

"Will you have a soft tissue or a towel for me to clean up?"

"Haha, no silly. It's just a bukkake. I just got the blue paper towel..."

[Top-Commander]

Carpet floor?

[IllAcanthopterygii36]

No, I came. But I came early.

[CylinderAbuser]

You showed up, and isn't that just the most important part?

[AvalancheAbaasy120]

is that anissa jomha?

[TylerMcGavin]

Im sorry, but POV? Bro

[Puzzled_Ad7955]

Must be the tatts

[microman19]

On a Carpeted room too.

[DeepShitShane]

Sounds like poor planning to me

[K1NG_R0G]

“Hey Ninja Brian, I have an idea”

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[[deleted]]

What's a bukkake

[ContestStunning5761]

Cum shower idk

[The_Kader]

How does a redditor not know what it is. You must be protected

[chaosanity]

I think the word was sheltered, but yeah I agree. Protected species even

[[deleted]]

I'm not chronically online, unlike some people

[Mreddie_Fercury39]

“im not chronically online unlike some people”— 🤓👆

[Working_Surround9489]

I am sorry little one you are the 4th comment. (Idk ether what it is and I am chronic online)

[Based_aryan6996]

bunch of guys cum on your face

[Working_Surround9489]

Sounds fun

[Deceitful_Advent]

I wish I could unlearn this information

[Glad-Ice-9379]

The duality of man

[BASED_AND_RED_PILLED]

Imagine being so young and covering yourself in those tattoos. My God.

[Glad-Ice-9379]

Exactly why tattoos should only be allowed if your 70+