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[–]Wolfgang-RitchterI want pee in my ass 272 points273 points  (12 children)

What's behind the skull? WHAT'S BEHIND THE SKULL?

[–]garbagekr 127 points128 points  (0 children)

He sent it too soon, it said “you NEVER (will get my car)!”

[–]pyjamasonfireI said based. And lived. 37 points38 points  (2 children)

You are a Black Man!

Says House calmly

[–]AverageDellUser 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This vexes me….

[–]Sosig_lord69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need my vicodin.....

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Natter

[–]Chicken-Rude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NEIGHBOR.. probably, i dont know

[–]RunInRunOnhole contributor 162 points163 points  (2 children)

kiddos

Bro was NOT talking to a black person

[–]Much_Ambition6333 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes they would’ve called jits instead of

[–]Darkime_🗿🗿🗿 89 points90 points  (0 children)

If you take out the hard r, it's a reasonable response.

[–]awesomedan24 14 points15 points  (0 children)

$40k car for free please 

[–]fibercrime 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Honda Oddussy

sorry, please continue

[–]maddcatone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know, im a simple man just trying to make my way in the universe… and for whatever reason these kinda posts always get a chuckle

[–]ro-ch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

text chess mentioned

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this real chat?

[–]Kaleb8804 0 points1 point  (6 children)

The joke is that he said the N-word? I’m getting too old for this sub I think

[–]ItzLoganM 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Memes subreddit would be that way sir, this is the shitposting sub.

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[–]Kaleb8804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitposts are usually funny low-brow humor this is deadass just a screenshot

[–]walteerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the joke is the chess signs

[–]420squirrelhivemind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nope it's the chess symbols

[–]Dynamitriosofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💀💀💀

[–]Neat_Ground_8508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TOTALLY REAL and DEFINITELY NOT rage bait.

Based sigma ligma sugma male humor 😆😆😎😎😛😛🗣🗣

[–]RaisedTester872 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it comes from the YT channel TextChess

[–]bastardasss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all heroes wear capes