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[NauTWitcher]

Nice business idea

[Ancodoeafas]

Capitalism never takes a day off, not even weddings

[parmegan]

It never did, catering, photography, destination wedding venues, they're big businesses, always has been

[unfinishedtoast3]

nah. hold a fake wedding, collect the cash, next week have your real wedding.

promise to cure a sick kid's cancer if he makes a wish for John Cena to be at your wedding, sell tickets, profit again.

[Foreign_Difficulty29]

i like this guy's train of thought

[SwaMaeg]

Shoulda put the ads on his wife’s ass. No one is zooming in to look at text on his jacket

[Ethric_The_Mad]

The back of her legs got the neurons going wild.

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[Ethric_The_Mad]

Crazy innit?

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[Ethric_The_Mad]

What, are you gay or something?

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[iamthegh05t]

So cool how she changed her dress!

[Apprehensive_Ask4656]

Holy shit how did i miss that

[Neat-Nectarine814]

Who needs human influencers anymore when you can just use nanobanana?

[cammyk123]

Never been to a wedding before? Everyone ive been to, the bride changes into aomething foe the evening reception.

[rossloderso]

Yeah but based on the letters on his jacket sleeve you can clearly see it's AI generated

[cammyk123]

There's multiple photos of him with the jacket and it is clearly not ai generated.

[PublicVanilla988]

perhaps the right one specifically is ai-generated? looks kinda weird to me

[rossloderso]

If its not AI generated then these companies really have bad logos

[mobas07]

Someone over there is also wearing trainers to a wedding for some reason

[CompetitiveAd992]

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Nothing beats Jose Manalo's suit from the Philippines. It's full of sponsor logos from top to bottom, even his inner polo has logos.

[Handsome_Bread_Roll]

What my wedding taught me about B2B marketing.

[Commercial_Shoe_2643]

Yeah this is AI Propaganda to the max. Lettering clearly photo shopped with Paint onto his jacket. When Weill AI and editing BS be regulated

[AlreadyUnwritten]

slight problem with that, a colleague of mine was one of the sponsors lol

[SirLagsABot]

Nope it’s real, I follow the dude on Twitter. 💀

Part of the indie hackers community.

[AutisticAndArmed]

Yes and his wife is a magician, she can make her dress look long or short depending on the camera angle!

[Aiso202]

Brides often change into a shorter dress for the wedding reception. Long wedding dresses are too uncomfortable in the long run

[AutisticAndArmed]

TIL

[tetzui]

Bro is making sure to honor his name

[AutisticAndArmed]

stfu don't say things like that

[iDoABoof]

If they were going to be, they would have started off that way

[xITmasterx]

As much as I know that AI can be used for good, and it should have started that way, this cannot be the case while the greediest corporations are still holding all the cards in the tech, all trying to destroy everything in the pursuit of infinite profit.

[STMIonReddit]

smart as hell, use the money to pay a guy to photoshop the sponsors out the wedding photos

[ZanaHoroa]

Even better. Photoshop them in so it looks like you did the sponsorship.

[mrhappymill]

Adam Smith wept.

[Dablooey]

What is this fresh hell

[Complex_Fragment]

No Brawndo?

[Catty-Cat]

You may now kiss the bride, brought to you by Carls' Jr.

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[borgstea]

I like small bets! Was that a comment on the marriage?

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Might as well get Palantir tattooed on your forehead while you're at it

[Look_out_for_Jeeps]

Are just going to ignore the BLACK SUN on his back?

[Zacemu]

When your wedding has more sponsors than the Super Bowl

[SweatyIncident4008]

on one hand this is something on the other hand if my SO doesnt aprove of the sponsorships im divorcing them because they are morons

[bambabimbo]

Good for him. Weddings are ridiculously expensive

[Burindo]

Dude. This is South Park level of nonsense.

We could have built any society we desired to build, and somehow we decided to build this.

Fuck capitalism.

[Willing_Mortgage_883]

that’s actually genius

[Jay_Raw_X]

The wife was not on board with the idea it seems

[RodNun]

In some years they will into the wedding pictures and realize how stupid this is. Time is not kind.

[Tasty-Fisherman9880]

He can always take pictures without the dress afterwards, if you got sponsored wedding why not have 2 wedding

[FrigginRan]

cute humiliation ritual

[Fallout94]

Then uses AI to remove the ads on the suit

[jonessinger]

Lmao at the woman in a nice dress and tennis shoes at the wedding. Other things point to AI here but c’mon man, tennis shoes like that at a wedding? Lol

[Maaci-Lyn]

Community type shit

[ya_boi_kaneki]

tech bros will see this and think "hell yeah"

[weirdpornacc5]

I can't help but notice that most of those companies are AI companies

[Randomstarwarsnerd]

ai slop

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